Thoughts From Ronald

AI 11: 2-2-12 St Louis

2012-02-03T21:38:00.000-08:00

Eight years ago in 2004 a girl from Checotah Oklahoma set out on a road trip to St. Louis. Carrie Underwood won the crown in season six. Aren't you glad she took that trip? Now a new crop of talent will make the same trip hoping to create the magic all over again. Can they do it? This is St. Louis. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Cue video montage of a beautiful day in the gateway to the West where a crowd of 10,000 is waiting for their chance of a lifetime.

Let us dish the dirt!

Day 1

Johnny Keyser’s back-story is that he has lived with only his father since he was little. According to his “contestant cam”, his father makes a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. All I can say is I am there. PBJ equals happy dance for me. Johnny goes with “A Change is Gonna Come” and the man can sing. Johnny shows incredible control over his voice and there was a rich sound. There was definitely a soul vibe going on. Steven was ready to vote; however, Jennifer and Randy start giving feedback and telling him to keep singing. Johnny is no fool and milked every minute of the spotlight. Mr. Keyser is heading to Hollywood and I predict he will make it into the semi-finals.

Cue the video montage of the “best of the worst” over the last 11 years, which starts with the infamous William Hung. This leads us into a silent movie version of current auditions. Excuse me Mr. Producers is it necessary to steal from “The Artist”. Instead of showing us the worst why, don’t you show us more of those singers getting through?

Rachelle Lamb is auditioning for her daughter. Rachelle is going through a divorce and wants to pursue a dream her husband held her back from trying. I got a feeling of déjà vu about this story, oh wait it is because we had this story last night during the Portland auditions with another blond female. Men are pigs get over it. The twist here is that Rachelle brings her daughter into the audition room. Rachelle explains she has chosen a song, which her husband hates, “Find Something New”. Rachelle sounds good and I thought she had a good tone I just do not believe she can stand out, i.e. do we choose Britnee or Rachelle. The judges adore her and she is heading to Hollywood where I predict she will crash and burn.

Cue the next video montage of bad auditions with Oliver McCrary being the only one identified but they were bad and we waste precious moments of time. The clip ends with Jennifer and the judges trying to do some type of Wonder twins’ thing from the Super Friends cartoon. I guess I am old since I remember them.

Reis Kloeckener was bullied after transferring to a public high school from a small Lutheran school. Anti bullying, is one of the major causes I involve myself in because no one should be bullied. The choir teacher hears him singing one day and tells him he should join the choir and the rest is history as his life improves. Thank you “Glee”. Reis goes with “Lean on me” and he has a really strong and controlled voice but there were some weird affectations in his performance. I also thought it was too over rehearsed. I am not sure Reis is American Idol material but if he could loosen up a bit and just sing he could get to the semi-finals. The judges loved him especially Steven since he tells him it was so beautiful it made me tear up. Reis is going to Hollywood.

Ethan Jones played in a band with his dad who apparently found one of the biggest bands in St. Louis but it appears his father has some demons and is currently in drug/alcohol rehabilitation. Ethan chooses “I’ll Be” as his audition song. I thought Ethan’s voice was good but I thought there was did too much shouting and to little singing. Steven says I love the way you sing, Jennifer finds his smile reminds her of someone from a country video and Randy just says you sound nothing like how you look. This matters because. The judges send Ethan to Hollywood.

Day 2

Cue the video montage of contestants as they make their way to St. Louis to chase their dream, which flows, into random contestants telling the judges what they do for a living.

Mark Ingran is a hotel auditor at the audition venue. We see Ryan going with him to find as many of his co-workers that he can. My question is, “Who is providing customer service to the guests when everyone is in the audition room?” All the co-workers tell the judges that Mark sings on the job constantly and they encouraged him to try out. Let us say Mark could not sing his way out of a paper bag because he is tone deaf. Mark’s coworkers say he was great and at that moment the light bulb turns on, these people are nasty and are getting revenge on Mark by telling him he is good. I think I like these people.

Steven tells him he is out of tune and Mark claims he can carry a tune and starts another song, which was worse than the first one. Jennifer hates to reject him but she cannot say yes to his going to Hollywood. Mr. Producer this was just another time wasting audition.

Lauren Grey works in her family’s business, which is a one-stop wedding store. Lauren and her dad are musicians and perform together. Lauren goes with “One and only and she sounds good but was just a tad loud to the point it was almost but not quite shouting. Lauren definitely shows some passion when singing. Jennifer states she has “one of the best female voices” we have heard. She likes the timing of the song. Steven loves how she breaks while Randy loves how fearless she is. Lauren is taking that golden ticket all the way to Hollywood.

We are then suddenly at the end and we learn 45 contestants are heading to Hollywood from St. Louis.

Auditions are over and this can only mean we are heading to Hollywood. Ryan teases us by saying it will be “the most emotional and exhausting Hollywood week ever.” Ronald just shakes his head and laughs.

I will be out of town next week so my comments will arrive late.

Until then…

AI 11 - 2-1-12 Portland

2012-02-02T22:12:00.000-08:00

This is our first trip to Oregon and with an eclectic crowd like this; there is no telling who or what we may find. This is Portland. This is AMERICAN Idol!

I must take a moment to express my displeasure with the producers of the show regarding this audition episode. While I loved the aerial shots of Portland and the surrounding areas, why did they choose to use this episode to show case deluded contestants as opposed to showing the good singers? WTF! For those of you who do not live in Portland I must point out the pictures of the crowds in the Rose Garden arena is one location. The room the judges were conducting the auditions was north of that location on the Columbia River. They were in the Red Lion Hotel and through the window, Vancouver Washington was across the river and the green Interstate Bridge is the connector between Oregon and Washington using I-5.

Enough about me it is time to critic the auditions.

Day 1

Brittany Zika or rather “Tripster the Hipster” babbles on about a dream she has of performing with Sara Bareilles as Ronald was nodding off. Steven says as she comes in the room, “I am much too young to feel this damn old.” Brittany chooses “The Story” for her audition and she has a pleasant voice but she was doing freaking weird things with her mouth. While she has a bubbly personality, it does not come across as she performs. The judges seem to like her as Jennifer says her tone is beautiful and Randy loves her hipster look. Brittany quickly takes off her glasses; hat and shakes loose her hair, which causes Randy to say she is showing her edge now. Really? “Should we take a little votey?” I kid you not it came out of the judge’s mouth. Brittany is heading to Hollywood.

Cue a video montage of the strangeness, which is Portland and Ryan, advises things are going better than when they visited the Pacific Northwest in Season 6. Ronald laughs because the visit was to Seattle where the winner Jordan Sparks and runner-up Blake Lewis auditioned.

Ben Purdom begins his “contestant cam” explaining he was not feeling well which means this audition is nothing going to go well. Ben chooses “Born this Way” and he cannot sing. For some incredibly strange reason he gets a chance to sing another song “Super Bass” and this was worse than the first one. Ben goes home without a golden ticket.

We get to see another video montage as Ryan explains we are off to slow start in Portland but now that everyone has had a healthy lunch, we are ready to go.

Jermaine Jones who is 6’ 8.5” comes from a musical family. Jermaine’s mother says the family was born to perform. Jermaine goes with “Superstar” and he has a natural gift. I liked his soft, deep voice, however, I did not enjoy the vocal theatrics and they were not necessary. As long as he works on all the vocal gymnastics, I think he could have a good chance. The judges like him as Jennifer states he has a natural talent. Steven sensed his nerves but could hear the song more than the anxiety. Jennifer tells him to loosen up a little but Jermaine is going to Hollywood.

Day 2

There is time wasting video regarding Jennifer not having black tights. Excuse me but you are sitting behind a table who freaking cares.

Britnee Kellogg is up first as we learn she has two kids. Brittnee cries in front of the judges because the louse of a husband who is a basketball player cheated on her. She helped him through his dream and now she is going after hers. The audition song is “You’re No Good”. I think her voice was pleasant enough but the performance did not blow me away. The judges adore her and she is on her way to Hollywood.

Sam Gershman is next and can I say this performance was a waste of time, she was freaking horrible and all the banter with the judges was just irritating me. Poor Sam left without her golden ticket.

David Weed is up next with “Tom Sawyer” and clearly he should not be singing but we waste time on this clip. After his rejection, he just does not understand because people have been saying for 22 years that he has a great voice and these people just dismiss that. David everyone around you has been lying and enabling you. The judges were spot on.

Romeo Diahn who with his family fled Ghana during the civil war has experienced a lot but since coming to America, he has had a better life. Romeo sings, “Is this love?” and is okay but I had issues with understanding him (enunciation please)! The judges like him although I will give Jennifer some credit when she gives him just a “tiny” yes. There is no way Romeo is getting past Hollywood to the semi-finals.

Naomi Gillies asks Steven if she can sing “Cryin” and she manages a good version but I do not think she is the next American Idol. Naomi also needs to work on the big money notes. The judges adore her with Jennifer stating she loved her tone from the beginning. Randy says that when you have it, you have it. Naomi is heading for Hollywood.

Our baby-faced Benn Harrison from Eugene was just too boastful during his “contestant cam” that I knew this was not going to end well. “Somebody to Love” is his audition song and it was a pile of crap from start to finish. Why are you wasting my time Mr. Producer?

Our final contestant is Jessica Phillips who has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years. Last year D ‘Angelo suffers a stroke. Jessica loves him but it is different now she is the caretaker. Jessica goes with “Again” and does a nice job but it did not make me sit up and want to listen to her. I agree with the judges she deserves her shot in Hollywood.

Our visit to Portland ends and we learn 45 people are heading to Hollywood from the Portland round but we get to see so few, this episode was ridiculous. I am getting more irritated with the audition process but luckily, this ends tomorrow with a visit to St. Louis.

I realize I have not sent out my comments regarding last week’s visit to Texas but I was not home and have not had a chance to watch my recording. I will also not be home for the St. Louis visit. Those commentaries will come over the weekend.

Until next time.

AI 11 - 1-25-12 Aspen

2012-01-29T19:14:00.000-08:00

It is time we just got away. This is Colorado and this is AMERICAN IDOL!

Cue the opening montage of the American Idol train hitting the road for Colorado where there is a completely new energy. Aspen is a quiet, peaceful and tranquil place to find the next superstar. Let us get to our meaningful commentary on the contestants performance.

Jenni Shick is an elementary music teacher for kindergarten through sixth grade and she detests “recorders”. I think she was high on something because her energy level was over the top. She is nervous about meeting Steven Tyler because he is so gorgeous (REALLY?) and he is on her list of celebrities she is allowed to kiss without it being considered cheating. Her list also includes Lady Gaga and Adam Levine. Jenni’s boyfriend who could not get off work also has Lady Gaga, Adam Levine and Ryan on his list. Jenni asks Ryan to kiss her on the cheek for her boyfriend and Ryan declines.

Jenni immediately mentions her list to Steven but advises he wants to hear her sing before agreeing to anything. The audition song is “Heartbreaker” and I found her voice freaking annoying. Jenni was loud, there was shallowness to her voice, and as she reached her upper register, the notes were sharp! Jenni is not American Idol material in my estimation; however, the judges were falling over themselves to send her to Hollywood to hear more of what she can do. Ronald can see the crash and burn coming a mile away. It appears Randy is now the conductor as he tells her “You may kiss the judge.” Ronald turns away in disgust but Jenni has to brag about the kiss and Steven’s lips being so soft. Can I vomit now?

Cue the next video montage of time wasting as the “contestant cams” demonstrate how everyone looks, as they have to get up early, dress and then stand in line with 10,000 people waiting for their chance at a golden ticket.

Curtis Gray is 28 so this is his last chance to audition for American Idol before becoming too old at the ripe age of 29. Curtis goes with “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday” and does an adequate job. The beginning was a little rocky but as he went along, he gained some control and managed to address the pitch issues. I do not think he has a chance in hell in making it but the judges unanimously send him through to Hollywood.

Cue a video montage of various male singers who receive golden tickets but at least this time we have names to go along with the contestants. Richie Law is the Scotty McCreery this year. Devan Jones appeared to have excellent control for the snippet we hear and finally Mathenne Trego (Where the hell did his parents come up with that name!) went with “Hey Jude” and it was way too affected for my tastes.

Tealana Hedgepeth is our next contestant. What is up with parents and the poor names they stick these kids with? Tealana lives under the shadow of her twin sister who is pursuing a performing arts degree. Tealana wants to be the star and this is her opportunity to shine. Ronald shakes his head because this can only be leading to one conclusion. Wow, I was right this audition sinks faster than the titanic. I was laughing as they show Jennifer whispering to Steven saying, “If you ask her to sing another song I will kill you.” Steven tells her to record herself and listen to what we heard. Tealana is going home without her golden ticket. Cry me a river – NOT!

Haley Smith is 18, lives in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere, and loves nature. She is working three jobs one of which is in the meat department of a store and she is a vegetarian. Who freaking cares? Haley goes with “Tell me something good” as her audition number. She was a bit loud and there was some shouting involved but she did demonstrate some control and there is a unique quality to her voice. The judges on the other hand were kissing themselves about how wonderful she is. Steven states, “I love you voice, it is an honor to be here listening.” (Steven what the hell kind of drugs are you taking.) Randy indicates it was not perfect but I love it and you have a natural gift. The judges send her on to Hollywood. I am not sure I would have said yes but time will tell.

Cue the video montage as morning ends and the judges are returning from lunch except for Steven who we see continuing to stuff his mouth. My question is how does this relate to the auditions?

Alanna Snare works at a bar famous for serving Rocky Mountain oysters which are “bull testes” and this is important to her becoming the next American Idol how? Alanna chooses my absolutely least favorite Dolly Parton song “Jolene” and then completely butchers it. Oh how I hate that song. The song should be forever banned from being used. This audition was pure torture but at least the judges politely send her back to eat more oysters.

Shelby Tweten is 17 years old from Minnesota (she has a very strong accent) and she has the diagnosis of bipolar disorder and has been depressed for a long time. I know several people with this disorder and it can be ugly if you do not take your medication, which Shelby admits to not taking hers consistently. Shelby’s mother indicates that singing helps to calm her doing those manic episodes. Shelby sings “Temporary Home” and the girl can really sing. To borrow words used by the judges for other contestants I thought Shelby has some very raw natural talent and with the right training could take her far. Jennifer has tears were flowing down her face. Randy states she is fearless. Shelby is heading to Hollywood. My concern is the pressures of Hollywood could be her undoing especially if no one is monitoring her medication intake.

Cue the video montage as Colorado hits a rough patch and we witness four very bad singers getting the heave ho!

Jairon Jackson is next and he chooses to go with an original song. This is never a wise move but not withstanding I did not like the song there was a good tone to his voice. Jairon was going flat towards the end though. The judges adore him and he wins a trip to Hollywood.

Angie Zeiderman states, “It is time for a vintage glitter queen on American Idol!” Angie adores Lady Gaga and wants to be her best friend as well as her opening act. Heaven help us all. Angie goes with “When You Got It, Flaunt it” from “The Producers” and I have no clue what she was trying to do with that over the top performance. I can assure you Lady Gaga she is not. I hated the entire thing but not for the reasons Randy was turned off. Randy bitches about the vibrato of Broadway singers while Jennifer defends Broadway (kudos to J Lo). I just did not like the sound of her voice and she was not on key very often. The judges give her another chance and she goes with “Blue Bayou” and once again demonstrates she cannot remain on key. The judges though change their minds and send her on to Hollywood. Nice hearing you Angie but you will not make it through from Hollywood.

Welcome back to Aspen as the video montage is about Party Central in the audition room, which leads to our final contestant of the night, Magic Cyclops (yes you read the name correctly). Why the producers are choosing to end the night with this idiot, I have no clue. Magic tells us he is from Davenport, Iowa yet has a British accent. He had to leave Davenport because of riverboat gambling. Magic has over a 11,000 different air guitars. WTF?

The judges ask him what he is going to sing and he replies this is judge’s choice day. They get to pick between Neil Diamond and “James Buffet” – can we just skip this so I can go to bed? Randy selects Neil Diamond and Magic goes with “Cracklin’ Rose” and murders the melody. For some strange reason Jennifer asks for “Margaritaville” and Ronald asks if he can kill her now. This song is even more butchered then the first. Why are we wasting time on this crazy jerk? Randy cannot take it and excuses himself but then Mr. Cyclops sets off a confetti cannon. Time waster Mr. Producer and I want it back stat!

In the end, 31 singers receive their golden ticket to Hollywood and we see nine. Our next stop is Texas and it appears we are heading to Houston although my guide states Galveston.

AI 11: 1-22-12 San Diego

2012-01-23T19:27:00.000-08:00

Somewhere near the Pacific, there are 10,000 hopefuls with a dream. What they do not know is this audition is not like any other. We are on the USS Midway in the heart of San Diego and what better place for the battle for the next superstar. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Why must Fox ruin my Sunday by scheduling an American Idol audition show? I rush home to see the program to find out a ridiculous stupid football game went into overtime so it will push back all the programming. It forces me to leave the game muted so I would not miss the auditions. I will also have to wait now to see “Once Upon a Time” on-line. The wait had better be worth it and heaven help the producers if they waste too much of my time.

Oh joy I can see how this episode is going to drag on. There is no doubt since we are on an aircraft carrier (REALLY?) that the “Top Gun” references will fill the night. The USS Midway is central command for AI and overseeing it all is the “Rock Star”, the “Dawg”, the “fly girl”, and Ryan. Shoot me now and get it over with stat!

Enough about me let us dish the dirt about the auditions.

Day 1

Our first audition of the day is Jennifer Diley who considers herself a patriot and wants to inspire the crew wearing practically nothing at all. Why or why must we endure her walking up the stairs in slow motion from behind? I just want to scream. This is not going to end well. Steven tells her “it is against the law to be that cute.” Jennifer auditions with “With You” and butchers it badly. Steven tells her that her voice lacks the fire her outfit has. Randy says that if you dress like that you really have to “blow” us away (wink, wink). J Lo says it does not matter what she wore. Jennifer asks to sing again and Randy tells her that if they do not like her she has to go. Jennifer attempts “Hero” and sucks even worse. This audition is a time waster Mr. producer.

Cue the video montage about how wonderful it is to audition on a docking bay of an aircraft carrier where we have to endure plane noises, boat horns, and Steven Tyler cursing (bleep, bleep).

Ashley Robles is 26, a single mom, an insurance account manager, and a DJ who arrives with her five-year-old daughter who steals the show from her mom and plans to be her backup dancer. Ashley auditions with “I Will Always Love You” (the Whitney version). As she began, I was not exactly impressed but when she reached the chorus then her voice soared. She has a very strong voice and nice tone but she needs to stay away from trying to impersonate another singer and find her own voice with the material. Randy wonders where she has been this whole time. Steven predicts that she will be big. Ashley is going to Hollywood.

Jayrah Gibson states he cannot write or sing, he can only sing. I kid you not it was in his “contestant cam”. Jayrah indicates there is no plan b, only plan A to succeed and be the next American Idol. Jayrah starts with a song he wrote for Jennifer called “Shake Your Money Maker” and Ronald just shakes his head. I was not impressed. Then he performs “Just Friends” and he still did not impress me. The tone of his voice irritated me. I would have sent him packing; however, the judges were impressed. Randy notes the show has not had a big R&B star in awhile, Steven thinks he has everything, and Jennifer looks forward to hearing something more melodic. Jayrah is heading to Hollywood.

Cue montage of the morning in San Diego going well with more contestants getting a golden ticket, however, we do not get to hear them perform or know their name.

Aubree Dieckmeyer is here because she wants to be America’s Next Top Model. Really? We waste more time as they keep repeating her interview where she continues to be unable to state she is here to be the next American Idol. Aubree goes with “Feeling Good” and I think she sounds weird; there is just something annoying about her voice, which I am unable to articulate. Her performance skills were non-existent. The judges again were drooling over themselves about how great she was. Jennifer indicates there is a sweet sound to your voice and the way you controlled the runs. Randy indicates you have a natural talent in how you connected the runs but did state she lost power in her upper register. Steven likes the flavor in her voice but agrees with Randy. The judges send her on to Hollywood.

Our final contestant for the day is Ali Shields who is here thanks to Ellen DeGeneres. Ali wrote a song for Ellen who naturally put her on daytime television as well as sending her to the American Music Awards to offer commentary. Ali explains that Ellen made her think anything is possible. I think Ellen is exacting revenge for not being asked to return to judge for a second season. Ali decides to rap instead of sing and Ronald screams in terror. This was the fingernail down the blackboard moment of the night. Ali then sings “Like a Star” and it was marginally better but the poor girl was sharp whenever she tried to push herself. The only thing going for Ali is she has personality to spare and this may help you with performing but you do need to have a modicum of talent in order to succeed. I loved Jennifer stating, “You can sing a little!” The judges still send her through to Hollywood for a reason I cannot fathom.

Day 2

Frat boy Kyle Cruse is our first contestant of the day and he dedicates his song “Angel of Mine” to Jennifer. I will give him credit in that his voice has a nice tone. I also thought he made some interesting choices with the melody but I do not think he is American Idol material. The judges on the other hand indicated it was the best male voice they have heard so far. Kyle gets to take his frat boy partying to Hollywood where Ronald is convinced he will crash and burn!

Cue video montage dealing with the noises and a host of singers who are heading home without a golden ticket.

Jane Carrey is a mom, server and a musician. She is wants to be able to make it on her own versus using her family connections. Jane’s father is Jim Carrey. I was impressed with the way Jane presented herself; she was charming, well spoken and poised. I had to laugh when Jennifer realized who she was and that she was probably only two when her dad was “On Living Color” when Jennifer was a fly girl. Jennifer suddenly feels old, “when did this happen” as she puts her head to the table. Jane performs “Something to talk about” and when she started, it was rather dull but as she gained confidence, she kicked it up a notch and showed some vocal talent. I think she has a pleasant voice but she is definitely not the next American Idol. Randy states she has potential, Steven loves what she did with the melody but needs more volume and Jennifer feels she needs to work on her performing skills; however, they send her through to Hollywood. There was no doubt in my mind that Jane was going to Hollywood; the producers are not stupid since it will make for good television especially if Jim Carrey is in the audience.

Our final contestant of the day is Jason “Wolf” Hamlin who is a mechanic on a golf course. Wolf’s dad built him a guitar 3 years ago and he wants to share it with the world since his dad passed away in 2010. Wolf auditions with “Midnight Special” and it was a bit over the top for my tastes. The judges ask him to perform a different song and he asks if he can play my “git-fiddle?” I kid you not. The judges say yes so Wolf lets loose with “Folsom Prison Blues.” This song really shows off his voice and shows some potential. The judges send him through to Hollywood.

Well our time in San Diego ends with 53 contestants getting a golden ticket while we hear only six. What is wrong with this picture? There is no reason this episode could not have waited until Wednesday. I think this was the most boring audition episode so far. The American Idol bus is heading for Aspen Colorado and I can only hope there are more entertaining contestants in our future.

AI 11: 1-19-12 Pittsburgh

2012-01-22T18:59:00.000-08:00

Pittsburgh the “City of Champions” is this the perfect spot to find our next super star? This is our first time visiting here. Are you ready? This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Time is wasting so we will get to dish the dirt about the auditions in this one-hour edition.

Day 1

Heejun Hun is first up for the day. Heejun does not know how he feels and his worried he is not as good as the thought he was (this may be a good sign since the delusional contestants always claim to be the best singers). Heejun goes with “How am I supposed to live without you” and I was a bit weary but surprisingly Heejun has a nice smooth voice; however, his enunciation will be an issue. Jennifer compliments his tone and control while Steven thinks he could win (I would have to disagree but he can sing). All three judges vote yes and Heejun is heading for Hollywood.

Reed Grimm 26, whose parents met in a band and has they had kids introduced them into the act, which means Reed has been performing since he was a child. Reed wears shorts and flip-flops to his audition, it looked like he jumped out of bed and decided on a lark to come on down and enter the contest. Reed sings the theme to Family Matters and has a good voice. The judges love him and send him through to Hollywood.

Cue video montage of Pittsburgh a city that keeps on delivering according to Ryan. We see clips of six singers getting golden tickets but only two are identified. They were Aaron Marcellus and Chase Likens. They both had good voices but I am not sure they will stand out in a crowd.

Samantha Novacek explains she sings better if her sister Patty planks (I guess I missed something because I have no clue what this is). Samantha comes into the audition room with Patty who gets on the floor and is doing some type of push up which I am gathering is planking but the whole thing is bizarre. I really was not paying attention to Samantha singing, “We Never loved at all” because Patty distracted me. Randy finally tells Patty to stop planking. The judges complement Samantha’s tone and send her through to Hollywood. Ronald just shakes his head.

Next up is starving artist Creighton Fraker from New York who is unemployed and wears bunny ears and Elton John glasses when playing keyboard on the street. Creighton indicates he was unsure about what to sing so during his bus ride to Pittsburgh wrote a song. I am always annoyed with contestants who sing their own songs. The song is about the judges and I found his voice very irritating. Jennifer thinks he sounds like the child of Jamiroquai and Justin Timberlake and Steven asks to hear more. Creighton sings some Jackson Five and the judges are even more in love with him. Mr. Fraker is heading to Hollywood.

Eben Franckewitz or should I say the next Justin Bieber is up next. Eben tells us he has been working hard to get ready for the audition with the support of his parents. Eben’s mother tells him to do his thing and not worry about what others are doing. Eben tells Ryan it is a privilege to be here with “all these older people.” Eben tells the judges he is told he looks like Justin Beiber (I just hope he does not sound like him). Eben goes with “Ain’t No Sunshine” and does a respectable job. I am not sure is voice is quite right for pop music but that may be because his voice has not changed yet. Jennifer thinks he is born to do this. Steven says he will only get better and Randy follows with he has a God-given gift. Eben is heading to Hollywood. The question is can he handle the pressure.

Our final contestant of the day is Travis Orlando who returns to audition again. Last year his story started in a homeless shelter but then the family got into their own place. Since last year, Travis’s mom left the family to be with another man and they were evicted and had to return to the homeless shelter. Travis’s father says the experience has strengthened their relationship. Travis dropped out of high school and states he is doing this to show his mom that he can do something positive. This audition is all or nothing. What is wrong with this picture and why are his father and brother enabling Travis? I think it is important to finish your education since you are only 17 and then pursue your dream of singing.

Travis auditions with “Isn’t She Lovely?” which is okay but does not blow me away. Jennifer thinks he has improved but there is still something lacking. Steven says he sings with passion but does not show it. The judges, however, award him a golden ticket to Hollywood as Travis is crying and begging for the opportunity.

Day 2

Cue the introduction video since Jennifer is late so Randy and Steven occupy the contestants with a performance.

Ericka Van Pelt who is a “mobile DJ” and a wedding singer is first up to audition. She sings “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow”. I like the bluesy tone of her voice but there were quite a few pitch problems during her audition. Randy gushes over her tone. Steven thinks she is sexy and sure of herself. Jennifer says her look and tone work together. Erika is heading to Hollywood. “Pelt can belt,” Steven declares as she heads out of the audition room with her golden ticket.

Cue video montage of Steven being funny as the judges send through unidentified contestants to Hollywood.

Shane Bruce went into the coal mining business after graduating from high school because of the stable income. Shane is a miner like his father and his father before him it is what they do. Shane tells the judges he is going to sing “Hallelujah” the song from “Shrek”. Ronald just shakes his head at the appalling lack of musical education, “Shrek” indeed! Shane’s voice was fine but he was not able to hit the high notes at all. I think with some vocal training he could make it as a singer. Jennifer tells him she could see his disappointment at not hitting the high notes. Steven says that he did all he can do. Randy thinks Shane has a great voice but needs work and is impressed that Shane recognizes it. The judges tell him that he is not ready for Hollywood this year but they encourage him to try again.

Cue the video montage of all the contestants who go home without a golden ticket.

Our final contestant is Hallie Day who explains, “Music and my husband saved my life.” Hallie dropped out of high school at 15 and went to New York but things did not go well so she returned home but her family was there for her. She tries to commit suicide by taking a bunch of pills. Not long after that, she met Ryan, her husband of six months. He encouraged her to try out for the show and she knows whatever the outcome she and Ryan will get through it. Hallie auditions with “I Will Survive.” I think there was more shouting then singing but I did catch a few very beautiful and controlled notes. Jennifer tells her to never stop believing in herself, no matter what. Steven asks her to sing something else but Randy and Jennifer are confused since that was fine. Steven says he wants to watch Hallie again (I bet). Jennifer can already see Hallie on stage and on an album cover. In the end, the judges send her to Hollywood without another number.

This was a very fast-paced episode with little fun poked at the delusional contestants, which is a pleasant change. Only 38 people received golden tickets for their chance in Hollywood.

We are having a special episode on Sunday night with the American Idol train heading to San Diego.

AI 11: 1-18-12 Savannah

2012-01-22T18:55:00.000-08:00

Where were you when it all started? After 10 years, the phenomenon continues as new contestants prepare for the biggest platform to achieve their dreams. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Cue opening video montage as we see the crowning of last year’s winner (who is he again?) and then we take a journey all the way back in time to Kelly Clarkson’s coronation as the first American Idol. I say thank you to the producers for reminding me how old I am as all these contestants scream they have been watching the show since they were six!

Ryan advises that this year we will be seeing the journey of the contestants through their own eyes via “contestant cam”. I can see all the drama and tears coming our way. I am so excited – NOT!

Our first stop in “Season One One the new beginning” as Randy continuously mentions is Savannah Georgia. This is the first time the American Idol wagon as pulled into this location.

Time to dish the dirt on our new crop of hopeful contestants let the fun begin.

Day One

David Leathers, Jr. (or should I say Mr. Steal Yo Girl) who explains he placed in the top two with last season’s winner in a previous local talent competition is 17 but looks like he is five at the most. I thought he had a nice voice but he has a tendency to fall flat at the end of a note. David is going to Hollywood. Given his “cute factor” and the semblance of a voice, he may make it through to the semi-finals at least.

Gabi Carruba is up next who has been tap dancing since she was one year old and has been waiting to audition her “whole life”. (Mr. Producer I get it that I am old). Gabi’s cam has her imitating Steven’s listening face – wow, I am so impressed. I hope my sarcasm is clear. As Gabi enters the audition room, she requests a hug from Nigel Lythgoe. I am guess she is hedging her bets, if she does not make it through via singing she might have a chance to tap on “So You Think You can Dance”. Gabi auditions with “Sunday Morning” and her voice was okay but nothing special, however, the judges love her. I just do not see her going very far because she is going to crack under the pressure.

Next up is a montage of contestants including Brianna Faulk, Neco Starr, Molly Hunt and Elise Testone. Brianna, Neco and Molly receive golden tickets while Elise is heading home. Of the three going through, I enjoyed the short clip of Neco performing Bruno Marks “Grenade”.

Jessica Whitely is up and I must agree with Randy who explains it was “awful”. This audition was not singing but shouting and the shouting was not even in tune. Steven tells her she has the ball and the groove but it is not going through the net. Jessica asks to sing a song and Steven says no. Jessica’s excuse is she is dehydrated (really?). Jessica says goodbye and advises she will see them again in Texas. The drama of it all as Jennifer asks if they can say no to her coming to Texas.

Our next video montage is about contestants gunning for Ryan’s job, which leads us to contestant Shaun Kraisman who claims everyone tells him he looks like Ryan. Naturally, Ryan enters the audition room so we can continue this boring filler material. Randy asks if Shaun will work for half of Ryan’s salary and he answers, he would do it for free (crazy fool). I guess Shaun is lucky he can fall back on a hosting gig because he would never make it as a singer.

Shannon Magrane who is 15 and a volleyball player explains her dad is Joe Magrane a former Cardinals pitcher. The judges request she bring in her family. Steven greets her father and follows with how the weather is hot “like your daughter”. There is then some silence, which Jennifer breaks by saying “you have a wonderful family”. Shannon performs “Something’s Got a Hold on Me” and I was pleasantly surprised about how powerful her voice was. I think she is a little young but with some polishing and time, she could make it. Randy states how he is impressed with her confidence and the judges send her to Hollywood.

Next up is the montage of hopefuls who have their dream shattered and America is thankful.

Amy Brumfield is up next along with her incredibly sad back-story as she explains through “contestant cam” that she is living in a tent in the woods with her boyfriend where they cook over a pit and use the woods as their bathroom. The boyfriend’s mother loaned her the outfit and the jewelry, it is the nicest thing she has ever worn. Amy sings “Super Woman” and has a nice voice with some character but I am not sure it is strong enough to stand out in a crowd. Randy likes the roughness of her tone. Steven tells her the spirits of the woods snuck into her. Jennifer calls her a gypsy/hippie hybrid, a “hypsy”. The judges unanimous say yes to Hollywood. Amy asks if she can set up her tent behind the Idols’ mansion. This cannot end well.

Cue the video montage of how much a variety there is to all the country boys in Georgia, which leads to Joshua Chavis whose biggest dream is to sing the National Anthem at a NASCAR race (I just shake my head). In a surprising moment, Joshua is the first male contestant in 11 seasons allowed to say he has a boyfriend (now this is progress). Joshua is also Jennifer’s number one fan. Joshua compares his voice to Brad Paisley and Chris Daughtry and states he is not leaving without a golden ticket! This means the exact opposite will occur. Joshua does not have the vocal chops for this competition and I do not understand while shouting has become the new norm. Jennifer explains he is sweet and cute which Joshua just eats up but then Joshua ruins it by trying to sing something else. Randy says he is good for singing at birthday parties and bars but that is it. Joshua breaks down, cries, and has a hissy fit in front of the camera.

Stephanie Renae is up next and we have another 15 year old who has been watching the show since she was a kid (enough already). Her favorite Idol is Carrie Underwood, she chooses to audition with “Inside Your Heaven”, and I certainly was not impressed because I thought her voice was too nasally let alone the freaking shouting. Jennifer thinks she sounds great but needs to work on the nasal thing. Randy says no but Stephanie is heading to Hollywood thanks to Jennifer and Steven.

It is now 4:00 p.m. on day one and Schyler Dixon is auditioning again this year. She auditioned with her brother last year and he almost made it to the top 24. Schyler believes this will be her year. Jennifer asks if Colton is auditioning this year and she says no. The judges make her go get him and they demand he sing as well.

Schyler auditions with “Breakeven” and being only 16 I think she has improved from last year and does truly have a unique voice but I am not convinced she can handle the pressure yet. Colton is next with “Permanent” (one of my favorite David Cook songs) and all I can say is he has a great voice. Jennifer believes the pain of being cut last season has made Colton better. The judges send both on to Hollywood. I believe Schyler will crack while Colton is going to make it through this year.

Day one in Savannah is ending so it is time for another montage of those poor deluded souls who up in the reject pile as “I Fall to Pieces” plays in the background.

Lauren Mink is our last contestant of the day and we learn she runs a program for adults with intellectual disabilities and she incorporates music including a choir. Lauren wants to be a role model. Are you running for Miss America or do you want to be an American Idol? Lauren goes with “Country Strong” and surprise, surprise she can sing and has a nice voice. I am not sure she will make it all the way through but she deserves a chance. Jennifer gets goose bumps and admires the confidence she built. Steven loves her passion (I bet) and Randy compares her to Jennifer Nettles. Lauren is heading to Hollywood.

Day 2

9:19 p.m. and we are just starting on day two. I am gathering day two was not as successful as day one. Cue the video montage with the summation that it is HOT in Savannah.

Mawuena Kodjo is from Tongo with Ryan quipping “This doesn’t seem convenient.” I honestly could only understand about every third word out of his mouth. I just have a feeling this audition is not going to end well. Mawuena auditions with a Rascal Flatts' song which again I could not understand a word; however, I could hear how horrible he sounded. Steven likes his confidence, his pitch is off but he threw the ball. Randy says he is awful and challenges him to find someone who disagrees.

Cue the video montage as Ryan accompanies Mawuena as he sings for random people on the street, which is just ridiculous filler because there is no freaking way he is going to Hollywood. There are some little girls and an older man (who all clearly wants to be on TV) returns to tell the judges they should let Mawuena go to Hollywood. Randy and Steven tell them to work on their ears.

Ashlee Altise explains she wants to sound good in her interview and has a dance she calls the “joy hop” which you perform when you are happy. Ashlee believes she can give Jennifer a run for her money in the dance department. Where do these nut cases come from? Ashlee chooses “Come Together” for her audition song and sings or should I say shouts the number. All I can say is I never want to hear this again! The judges like her and send her to Hollywood. Are they freaking nuts? Ashlee performs her “joy hop” as she leaves the audition room with her undeserving golden ticket.

Cue the next montage of people seeing their dreams of Hollywood shatter around them.

W. T. Thompson whose wife is ready to pop out a kid in two-and-a-half months quits his job to audition. (What is wrong with this picture?) Mrs. W.T. tells Ryan this is really his last change because once you have kids, you cannot quit a job to follow your dream. W.T. has an okay voice but there is no way he can get past Hollywood. Steven does not think W.T is ready. Jennifer does and I laugh when she says, “The things that weren’t right about his voice can be fixed.” I wonder if she means by vocal coaching or all that wonderful sound mixing (just look at Taylor Swift who cannot sing live but sounds okay on recordings). Randy is the tiebreaker and gives him a chance although he is sure he will be eaten alive in Hollywood.

Our next video montage is about all the girls auditioning who are in love with Steven along with their moms and grandmothers. Steven eats up all the kissing and dancing. This all leads up to our next contestant Erica Nowak who proudly shouts out that Steven is her “future ex-husband.” Erica thinks he is hot and is over the top because she gets to hug him in the audition room. I am not sure what she sings but it is unimpressive and Erica goes home without a ring from Steven but ends her dream by stating Steven has a great butt.

Brittany Kerr who is an NBA dancer is our next contestant going through to Hollywood by a two to one vote with Jennifer being the realistic one in this case. The male judges are sending her through for reasons other than her weak singing voice. They see other assets she can bring to the table. Jennifer believes she will not survive a week in the competition but Steven thinks she will improve with guidance (wink wink!).

Day 2 is ending and our final contestant is Philip Phillips who works in his father’s pawnshop. Philip Phillips, Sr. is proud of his son and believes this show will change his life. Philip chooses to cover “Superstitious” with a little twist of his own. Philip shows great confidence and power but I think he had trouble with the rhythm. I did enjoy the changes he made to the song.

Randy asks to hear him play the guitar, Philip goes with a country version of “Thriller”, and it was very impressive. The second number shows his potential. I love how his voice has a great growl and the boy showed some soul let alone the creativity with the modifications to the songs. The kid can play the guitar too. Jennifer feels like Philip has electricity in him (is he Billy Elliott?) and is an artist because he will make people stop and watch. Steven thinks people will love him, he is “Casey with a lightning rod”. Randy joins the love fest and Philip is going to Hollywood.

Our time in Savannah ends with 42 contestants getting their golden ticket. It is too soon to know whether I can make it through this season but the first audition episode gives me some hope. I definitely do not believe the “contestant cam” will be worth the filler time but I may be proven wrong as we get into the actual competition.

Pittsburgh is our next audition stop. Let the hope continue!

Transitions

2012-01-22T18:52:00.000-08:00

I stopped blogging with American Idol during last season because it was irritating me or should I say America was irritating me.

There is a new season and I am starting fresh and we will see how long it continues.

AI 10 3-24-11 And Now there are 11?

2011-03-25T19:31:00.001-07:00

The results show tonight was one of the most interesting and exciting in a very long time and while the cheese factor was strong it was a great night of television. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Cue the introductory video montage of the prior night’s performances with the ending notice to “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!”

I let it slide hoping the producers would stop on their own but the announcer to announce the host and judges must go and go now!

There were 30 million votes cast after yesterday’s program and teases us that the results will “shock us!”

The top 11 take the stage in formal black and white attire – what was up with that? Are we going to the prom or something?

I guess the Anthony-Lopez home is not taking in enough cash because there is Marc Anthony helping the contestants advising them on how to perform in front of a crowd. The best part of this was his critique of the judges – now that was funny!

The group number began with “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” which was better than last week, although the entire group was bordering on screaming versus singing. This transitioned to “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” with Stevie Wonder singing the lead which was most excellent.

Next up was a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” to Steven Tyler with cake thrown in. Mr. Tyler’s birthday is actually Saturday.

Time for the Ford music video commercial or as I refer to them - how Fox makes a killing. The music video itself was boring and uninspired.

Time to fill those uncomfortable bottom three seats as Lauren, Pia and Scotty come center stage and all three are safe.

Our first musical group is Sugarland performing “Stuck like Glue.” Considering the horrible performance from last week’s guest this was good although I do not like the song. Exactly how many times can we repeat “stuck like glue” before it becomes repetitive?

Cue video montage letting us know that James is a wresting fan and Ronald is just shaking his head as this was just cheesy filler. James and Paul are called forward and I was just praying Paul was heading to the bottom three as Ryan tells them both they are not safe tonight and I mean you really are not safe as the walls part and there is Hulk Hogan in all his glory. Hulk Hogan – really? Hulk tells both of the guys they are safe and then tells Ryan he is not safe and throws him a punch where he goes flying to the audience. I realize this is fake but I enjoyed seeing Ryan being hit!

Jacob, Thia and Stefano are the next ones heading center stage to learn their fate. Jacob is safe while the other two are heading to the uncomfortable chairs.

Now the final three Naima, Haley, and Casey come center stage. Ryan tells Naima she is safe and then provides the shocker of the night in that Haley is safe over Casey. America you are freaking nuts!

Jennifer Hudson hits to stage and sings her first single from her new album – “Where You At”. I like her new album but this song is not one of my favorites although she sang the hell out of it. Did anyone else notice that third season alumni George Huff was singing backup for Jennifer?

It is now time to get to the reason we are all here. Ryan is going to send someone back to safety and it is Thia. OMG, this is ridiculous and it got even more ridiculous when Stefano is safe leaving Casey with the least number of votes. This is just totally nuts especially looking at the performances from the prior evening. The camera panned to Randy when the news was announced and Randy’s reaction was priceless when his mouth falls open.

Time for Casey to sing for the judge’s save and he chooses to go with “I Don’t Need No Doctor.” Casey starts to sing when Randy interrupts Casey and tells him he does not need to sing, because “we know who you are.” Steve tells Casey, “We have made the decision to keep you on.” Wow the judges used their save so soon but Ronald is very happy about that decision.

Poor Casey was just plain stunned about the whole turn of events and I do not think he believed the judges. This was great emotional television happening live. Given his ulcers, I am not sure all that suspense is good for him; let us hope he does not end up back at the hospital. When it finally sunk in that he was safe, the joy on Casey’s face was truly inspiring, very surreal.

Steven asks Casey to listen to Jennifer. Jennifer explains, “That he needs to get back to being the musician he is.” Randy tells him he does not have to growl.

Ryan then tells everyone that the producers have decided this year there will be a top 11 touring and not just 10 but reminds everyone that next week two contestants will go home!

Wow Ronald is exhausted after tonight’s results show.

Until next week…

AI 10 3-23-11 The Top 11

2011-03-24T20:19:00.001-07:00

This is American Bandstand, wait, this is just a corny introduction with Ryan playing host and the contestants hopping around in 1960’s costumes. I guess this is AMERICAN IDOL!

Welcome to “Motown” week as we cue the educational clip package of what “Motown” means for the umpteenth time in last nine seasons.

“Let us get it on” as we comment on the performances of our top eleven. There is much at stake because only 10 go on tour.

Casey Abrams – “Heard it through the Grapevine”

I really liked this performance. Casey has pure passion when he is singing and it is why he is so compelling to watch. This was awesome and I believed every word he was singing. I loved the beginning and growl and the strut down the steps. I thought Casey made this song his own. This certainly made up for the botched vocals from last week. Well done! Casey cleans up really well too.

Steven – “You are the perfect mix of crazy and out-of-control ego. I think you are the perfect entertainer.”

Jennifer – “You are so specific to who you are. Is there anybody out there life you? I do not think there is! You could really carve a niche out there for yourself!”

Randy – “You are a true original. You can only do you and that ‘you’ is great!”

Thia Megia – “Heatwave”

I will give Thia some credit because she did improve her stage presence barely by semi-strutting around the stage. The vocals were okay but nothing spectacular and rather bland. Thia was mumbling mostly because I think she forgot the words. Overall, I am not wowed by this performance and am tired of her at this point.

Jennifer – “Now I feel like we are scratching the surface with you. It was great to see you let loose like that. Who knew you had that in you? Now that we know, she does have it she has to bring this every week. Part of performing is acting and she needs to connect with her lyrics so she can bring even more.”

Randy – “The reason you are here is we knew you had it in you. It is about taking chances. You just have to believe. I think you can dig deeper.”

Steven – “You have taken a step out and I love it.”

Jacob Lusk – “All You Need to Get By”

Tonight was the first time where I really enjoyed Jacob’s performance. It was not a perfect vocal but the overall performance worked including the way he restrained some of his vocal gymnastics, which is why he often goes off track. Mr. Iovine provides some sage advice, “You need to grab the song, sing it, control it and use the power when it is justified.” Surprisingly Jacob listened and it definitely worked.

Randy – “You know what was wrong with that performance, absolutely nothing! The great Barry Gordy is somewhere going, ‘Oh my god.’ This was your second best performance.

Steven – “You held back, you milked it, and you did it.”

Jennifer – “You made us beg for those notes! Give it to us Jacob. You move me. You me us!”

Lauren Alaina – “Keep Me Hanging On”

I did enjoy Lauren’s performance this evening. I thought she showed great attitude, her voice was excellent, and she looked lovely as well. Lauren showed some restraint although flirting with Randy was just plain creepy. This performance improves her standing after last week.

Steven – “You ripped that song another beauty mark. You do not listen to anyone and I like that.”

Jennifer – “You threw your head and neck into it and that is what the song required. There was so much attitude.”

Randy – “She has got her swagger on high. You are ready.”

Stefano Langone – “Hello”

How can one contestant have the highs and lows this one does? Poor Stefano you must remember this, song choice is everything and this was just wrong. You were flying high from last week’s stunning performance but then you come out on the stage giving us a performance, which flopped big time. I hated the arrangement, the way he vocalized and do not get me started on his enunciation. In addition, that head tilt was driving me crazy and he was nodding up and down, up and down which was making me nauseated. Stefano just was not able to sell me the emotions of this song.

Jennifer – “I do not want the intensity to come from you wanting to do well; I want intensity to come from your heart breaking.”

Randy – “You can definitely sing but there was no real emotion.”

Steven – “You ‘ramped up’ too soon.”

Haley Reinhart – “You Really Got a Hold on Me”

I have mixed feelings about this performance. I think the vocals were good but I hated the arrangement. I hated Haley’s outfit, the performance was strange, and she seems to have an inability to move on stage.

Randy – “This started rough, but by the middle, the Haley we fell in love with came roaring back. This is exactly the kind of singer we always thought you were!”

Steven – “Beautiful, you sang your heart out. You do not look a day over fabulous. I have been looking for this Haley since your first audition.”

Jennifer – “You have effortless control, more than anyone else in the competition. You also might have a more soulful voice than any of the other singers.”

Scotty McCreery – “For Once in My Life”

I hated this performance. I will say it again I hated this performance. I think this could rank as one of the worst ever and that is saying a lot.

Jennifer – “Every time you hit that note at the end, you get me all over again. I like this version, I was not sure what you were going to do but you made the song your own.”

Randy – “That is a lady killer note.”

Steven – “This was like Glenn Campbell and Harry Nilsson. You cannot make a three-point shot from under the net. With those low notes, you tweak everybody.”

Pia Toscanno – “All in Love is Fair”

Pia looks beautiful and she can sing. The ease at which Pia can make her voice soar is remarkable. Listening to her is listening to a master class in singing. The entire song was pitch perfect and she was able to put her unique stamp to it. This is after all a singing competition and there is no question of the talent Pia demonstrates each and every time she steps out on the stage.

Jennifer – “Again you kill us with one of your killer ballads but if I am going to give you constructive criticism, we have seen you sit there three times and do a ballad. You need to show us a little more heart and a little less head. I need you to start including that other part and dynamic. That will take you over the top. We need to see it because we know it is there.”

Randy – “You hit the notes dead on but you cannot live on ballads alone. Give me even a mid-tempo.”

Steven – “You are the closet star in the ‘American Idol’ universe. Step out, put your sneakers on and kick some ass.”

Paul McDonald – “The Tracks of My Tears”

Here is yet another Paul performance, which I hated it. I just do not get what people like about him. I did not like this version of the song. I do not think it used his voice to any meaningful effect. I felt no emotional connection to the song. I found the entire performance odd.

Randy – “You definitely have a distinctive kind of voice. You took it to a cool, Rod Stewart-y place.”

Steven – Makes a comparison to Bob Dylan (a man who cannot sing) and Willie Nelson.

Jennifer – “You are the most season performer that we have. You are the complete package. All you need is the right producer and there you go.”

Naima Adedapi – “Dancing in the Street”

I absolutely adored this performance and I am not sure why. It was fun to watch and everything was working including the instruments and the dancing. It should have been a horrible flop but instead was beautiful listen to and watch. Naima was on key and the vocals were probably the best ever from her. There is no doubt she was having fun.

Steven – “It was an ‘e” to the “z” tweedle-dee-dee!”

Jennifer – “You gave me ‘my first little goose bumps of the night’ and you are an exotic performer. You are my mover, my share, my dancer up there, a little extra something.”

Randy – “All of Naima showed up tonight, the African dancer, the one who loves reggae, it was beautiful.”

James Durbin – “Livin’ for the City”

James definitely brought his “A” game tonight. This was balls to the wall great entertainment. It was a great vocal, some great stage presence, and was just pure pleasure to watch and listen to.

Jennifer – “You are serious business up there. It is just an incredible thing to watch. You leave me speechless.”

Randy – “It started rough but when you finally hit your pocket, it was unbelievable.”

Steven – “I think sometimes it takes a little bit of being crazy to make a difference in this world and that is what you do.”

Motown week definitely had the ups and downs for me but once again some contestants surprised me and others just fell flat.

I voted for James, Jacob, Casey, Naima, and Pia.

I think the bottom three will be Thia, Haley, and Naima.

My prediction is the third time is the charm and Haley will be going home.

Until tomorrow…

AI 10 3-17-11 And Now there are 11

2011-03-24T16:15:00.001-07:00

Last night we had the performances of the top 12 and now for an elimination, who will be going home? This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Mr. Producers I do not now or will ever care what these contestants wanted to be when they grew up, I want to hear them sing and hope it will be excellent music.

Wow are the producers trying to cross promote their slate of shows because we have our contestants doing a mash up just like on “Glee”. The “Glee” cast can do this well while this production number was terrible. I thought Jacob sounded the worse and it truly was not a mash up since for the most part the men stuck to “Born to Be Wild” while the women went with “Born this Way.” I almost muted the sound it was irritating me so much.

What was up with that Ford music video? I guess the concept might have sounded good during a meeting but the song choice “Val Kilmer” did not exactly go with the images I was looking at.

Excuse me; I guess I turned on the Oprah show by mistake? I must have because the entire audience is getting a copy of the Idol tenth anniversary CD. I really hate to quibble but while we are on their “tenth season”, it is only the ninth anniversary given the program started in the summer of 2002.

It must be time for some results because Jacob, Lauren and Casey are called forth to hear their fate. Ryan tries for the big fake out but all are safe. Haley and Paul are next with Haley heading to the couches for yet another visit to the bottom three.

The moment I was dreading arrives as our current American Idol (what a joke) takes the stage. Mr. DeWyze performs some boring song called “Beautiful like You.” It must be hard to be the lowest selling Idol ever. This was a typical Lee performance where he was in and out of key, mumbled, and bored me to tears.

It is time for more results as Scotty, Pia and James move up to meet Ryan but once again, the entire group is safe. Stefano and Naima are the next on the chopping block and with little surprise; Naima makes another trip to the bottom three. Finally, we have Thia and Karen with Karen filling the last spot in the bottom three.
The Black Eyed Peas hit the stage with a performance that I consider to be “freaking horrible!”

After almost an hour it is time for the big reveal and Karen received the least number of votes and will reprise her version of “Hero” for a chance at the judge’s save. Unfortunately, the decision is not unanimous and Karen is heading home.

I had picked Haley to head home tonight but she was in the bottom three. I guess she had better pick up her game or she may find herself singing for her life.

Next week the top 11 will be singing the “Songs of Motown”.

AI 10 3-16-11 The Top 12

2011-03-17T21:01:00.001-07:00

“We’ve been watching the devastating events in Japan and tonight we’d like to offer our help,” explains Steven Tyler. “All the songs from tonight’s show will be available on iTunes for sale and all proceeds will be donated to the Japan relief effort,” per Jennifer. “In addition during tomorrow night’s results show we will explain how you can text your donation,” says Randy. “We thank you in advance for your generosity,” shouts Ryan. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

My weekly rant continues until the producers stop the madness of an announcer introducing our judges and host. Ryan if you walk down that staircase one more time I will arrange for someone to trip you. Enough is enough!

Tonight’s theme is “Songs from the year the contestants were born” or as I describe it, “torture to the ears and thank you for reminding me how old I am!”

I will save my bitching, excuse me, my insightful commentaries about the show until the end. Let us get on with discussing the performances of our top 12.

Naima Adedapo – “What’s Love Got to Do with It” 1984

Naima has some natural raw talent and she is a terrific performer, which is excellent to watch but we are in the middle of a singing contest, which means I would hope to hear some excellent vocals. I thought she was horribly off key for most of the beginning. Recovered a little bit during the chorus but then it broke apart towards the end. The last note was so sharp it could slice someone open. The arrangement was interesting but not sure, I totally enjoyed the changes they made to update the song. I did like her outfit though. She needs to work on controlling the vocals.

Steven – “You opened up a can of whoop-do-doo. You have a sorcerer’s grasp of melody. I loved it.”
Jennifer – “You bring your specific flavor to everything you do and I love that but I gave you a pass on the pitchiness last week, but it is becoming a consistent problem. I love your flavor but you need to work on your singing.”
Randy – “I am glad Jennifer brought that up. You were under pitch for most of the song. The vocals were a mess and all over the place.”

Paul McDonald – “I guess that’s why they call it the blues” 1984

I absolutely hated this performance. Paul was off key and mostly sharp. I realize he is sick but he was squeaking. I do not find his twitching around the stage interesting to watch either. Paul needs to address his lack of tone-breath connection because if he does not he will lose his voice permanently. I am not sure why people like him. I just do not get it.

Jennifer – “I can see you were struggling vocally but you have so much soul and so much star quality, it overcame that.”
Randy – “You were off-key for the first half. What I like about you though is you give off that Ray LaMontagne vibe, you do not compromise and you try to make every number your own. You just need to hit the notes.”
Steven – “You define a cool dude in a loose mood.”

Thia Megia – “Colors of the Wind” 1995

First Thia looked terrible; you put her in that boring, uninspiring dress. Give me a break. On top of it, her song choice was ridiculous and then she did absolutely nothing with the song. The vocal sounded fine but there was no connection, no feeling, she stood there like a robot and sang the words. This is a pretty song but you would never know that from this lackluster emotionless performance.

Randy – “The vocals were okay. You sing ballads every week. This was like a pageant performance. You need to take some chances and do something different. There was nothing special or unique about it. It was a little boring.”
Steven – “You sounded beautiful but is that song who you think you are?”
Jennifer – “When we first saw you we loved the unique tone and quality of your voice but we have lost that. You are being safe and we need to see you break out of that. I heard something in the tone of your vibrato and I am not sure if it is nerves or if that is just, how it is. You need to work on that, you need to learn to push on it.”

We have some filler when Ryan introduces us to the vocal coach from hell Peggy Blu who is in the audience. I thought Thia was nice to point out that she was sweeter than portrayed and she hugged them a lot. Interesting that Ryan points to Kate Hudson in the audience but makes no mention of her boyfriend Matt Bellamy who is the front man for the group Muse.

James Durbin – “I’ll be there for you” – 1989

This was an interesting choice for James and except for an off-key yell, the vocals were good. The thing about James is he seems like a seasoned pro when performing on stage. The kid was working the crowd, slapping the audience’s outstretched hands and stomping around the stage in his custom-made leather boots. (How is it that he does not have money for diapers but can afford custom-made boots? I am just asking.)

Steven – “You made Desmond child proud. I have leftover sandwiches under my bed older than you. Don’t get too poppy on me.” James replies that he is waiting to roll out Aerosmith for the finale are you willing to join me. Steven agrees.
Jennifer – “A good performer makes you want to sing along and that is what you did for me. Every time you get up there, you bring me so much joy.”
Randy – “There was a couple of pitch issues but what you do is figure out how to make it your own. Very tastefully done dude.”

Haley Reinhart – “I’m Your Baby tonight” 1990

Song selection, song selection and I will repeat it again, song selection is critical and Haley simply does not have the power to sing Whitney. I found the vocals to be harsh and shrill. This was my fingernails down the blackboard moment of the evening. I truly wanted to hit the mute button or going screaming from the room. This was a painful vocal to listen to and I was so happy when it ended.

Jennifer – “You look beautiful. You have an amazing voice. You did look tense up there in your body and movement and you need to learn how to focus on releasing the tension in your body in order to look more fluid. You do not have to force movement, you just need to do what comes naturally, just feel it.”
Randy – “I am confused. I am not sure who you are or that you are sure, either. You need to find out. The vocals were okay but the releases not so great.”
Steven – “I miss that Janis Joplin vibe when you are sweet and tough. You need to sing more blues.”

Stefano Langone – “If You Don’t Know Me by Now” 1989

Where did this vocal come from? Outside of the horrible ending note this vocal was almost pitch perfect and thousand times better than last week. This kid was having fun, he was able to change up the arrangement a little, adjust the phrasing, and delivered one freaking awesome solid kick-ass performance. If Stefano keeps this up, he might be the truly dark horse in the competition.

Randy – “This was the best performance of the night so far. You took a song with a huge degree of difficulty like the Olympics and slayed it. 10, 10, 10!”
Steven – “You are gonna make Jimmy Iovine more famouser!”
Jennifer – “The perfect song for you but you need to learn to open your eyes, lower your head in order to connect with the audience. If you sing to me a little more, look me in the eyes, you can win this!”

Pia Toscano – “Where Do Broken Hearts Go” 1988

I love Pia and this performance was good. I do not think it was as spectacular as last week but then again she is tackling Whitney, which I think she pulled off better than others have done. I just love the sound of her voice. There is a rich, deep, beautiful tone to it. I thought the arrangement of this song was a little cheesy but Pia made the most of it. The last part of the vocals was pure heaven. Those high notes sublime. My only complaint is Pia needs to feel more joy when she is singing. She needs to let loose and have some fun.

Steven – “You are why this show is called American Idol. You took that song over the top in your own special way and you nailed it!”
Jennifer – “I was so happy you chose an up-tempo number. You definitely have an angel watching over you.”
Randy – “Amazing vocals, Pia is in this competition to win it!”

Scotty McCreery – “Can I Trust You with my Heart” 1993

Scotty can sing there is no question about that but once again I do not believe he did anything different from any other performance except for keeping the irritating facial expressions to a minimum. The performance bored me.

Jennifer – “You pushed it out there.”
Randy – “You did Travis Tritt proud. You were brave and took a chance outside your comfort zone (REALLY?) We believe in you.
Steven – “You just need to keep being yourself and you will go places.”

Karen Rodriquez – “Love Will Lead You Back” 1989

What was up with that outfit? I thought the vocals were all over the place and she should never sing in her upper register ever again. I did not like the performance. I think I hated this worst than last week. The Spanish to English and back again is becoming boring.

Randy – “It was better than last week but I’m still not jumping up and down.”
Steven – “I love when you work in your ethnic what-it-isms.”
Jennifer – “I love that you attacked the song. As a performer never expose your weakness but play to your strengths. If you do not think you can hit the notes then do not even try, adjust the key, you need to perform from your heart and see how it translates.”

Casey Abrams – “Smells Like Teen Spirit” 1991

Casey seems to be doing well after his stint in the hospital last week. Casey always makes interesting choices and while it may be great to be the first to sing a certain group’s songs, it does not always means it is the right choice. I was never a fan of Nirvana and Casey did not win me over on that score. There is no doubt that Casey can sing but this was not his best vocal given the majority of it was off key and deep in the throat. Yet on the other hand, I could almost let some of those bad notes and tones go because Casey is so damn entertaining while on the stage. There is passion and fire when he is performing. I just feel good when watching him.

Steven – “You are so good, crazy, and talented. That’s the goop that great stuff is made of.”
Jennifer – “You had some big shoes to feel and I like that you took a risk. There was a lot of screeching so watch the screaming/intensity.”
Randy – “You are like Radiohead, Muse and Lykke Li. What I love about you is that you put art before commerce. You’re fearless.”

Lauren Alaina – “I’m the Only One”1994

Lauren certainly looked better this week and for the post part sounded somewhat better but this was once again the wrong song. It was not a bold choice because the arrangement and singing just brought out country and her twang was in full force. This is a song about raw yearning and passion, which I am hoping Lauren does not understand, but even if she did, it did not come out in her performance. I thought she ripped the song of all of its original emotion. I will give her credit because she has no fear when performing and she as least demonstrated confidence and swagger while singing.

Jennifer – “You gave it that country flavor. You took it and made it your own!”
Randy – “You should have a cold every week if you are going to sound like that. Very nice.”
Steven – “I agree. You are a shining star.”

Jacob Lusk – “Alone”

I do not think this was a good song choice at all. I do not think he did anything with it and there were some incredible sharp notes especially during the chorus. The key changes were not his friend because he stretched too hard and went off and struggled to find the right key. I did not like the arrangement, the over the top vocals or the performance. I realize Jacob has some incredible raw vocal talent but he has not been making the right song choices to show it off. I hated the entire thing.

Steven – “Your mother may not be able to sing but she gave you moxie. If gospel had a baby they would name it Jacob Lusk.”
Jennifer – “You give yourself completely to every performance, every moment you’re on-stage and we can all feel that.”
Randy – “You stepped out of your comfort zone. Jacob is in it to win it!”

My favorite part of the show is still watching the rehearsals and the interviews with the producers and Jimmy Iovine. There is so much more we could see I suspect.

The clips and interviews with the contestants and their families are as dull and uninteresting as they have been over the last nine seasons. If the producers cut, some of those videos the contestants would have more time to sing. Now that would be a novel concept.

I was thoroughly impressed with Jennifer Lopez during the performance because she really stepped up and offered some helpful criticisms but even more offered up some honest and insightful suggestions for improvement. Now that was a pleasant surprise. Steven Tyler is just plain crazy fun. Randy on the other hand is beginning to put me over the edge, if I hear whatever, whatever, whatever again I am going to flip out. Just say what you mean without all the ridiculous filler.

Overall, the show was better than last week but honestly, some people stumbled more while Stefano rose to the front of the pack.

I voted for Casey, Pia, Stefano, and Jacob.

My predictions for the bottom three are Karen, Haley and Thia. I believe Haley will be heading home.

The results show will include visits from the Black Eye Peas (yeah) and our current American Idol Lee DeWyze (I am so excited – NOT!).

Until tomorrow…

AI 10 3-10-11 And Now there are 12

2011-03-11T18:35:00.001-08:00

We are on the race to the finale, the first elimination round of season 10. This is AMERICAN IDOL.

The over the top introductory videos continue and this one had its moments but they are just filler given we have an hour to get through before someone is sent packing.

I let it slide yesterday but I must continue my rant about the introduction of our judges and host. This is just over the top and unnecessary. Last night Ryan walked down a flight of stairs. Ryan and the judges the show is not about you it is about the contestants. We should be able to cut the results show to a half hour.

America casted 30,000,000 votes last night but unfortunately someone will have to go home this evening unless the judges’ use their one save of the season. The decision to use the save must be unanimous. It is available up to the top five.

I am not sure what the rest of America saw but last night’s date delay had some serious editing issues, it was as if they were purposely cutting out things, almost like the 10-second delay for potential language. I found it very strange.

As the top 13 were announced Ryan pointed out, Casey Abrams was missing because he was in the hospital.

Cue the video montage of the contestants moving into their Beverly Hills Mansion. They may be getting a taste of the good life but I thought the clip bordered on ridiculous.

I was hoping it was not going to happen but time for a group medley of Michael Jackson songs no less. I am not sure if it was the sudden loss of Casey or not but I thought the entire medley was poorly put together both vocally and through the choreography. They all sounded horrible. James also grew his tail back.

Cue the Ford music video because after all someone has to pay the bills for the show.

Cue the next video montage, which is about our contestants attending the “Red Riding Hood” movie premiere and walking the red carpet. Is that Amanda Siegfried in the audience? Why yes it is? I wonder why she is there; wait could it be that she is shilling for her movie. You have to love Fox and the producers for getting every advertising dollar they can.

Ryan then calls Jacob, Karen and Stefano to center stage in the build up for the bottom three. Karen is on her way to the uncomfortable chairs.

Adam Lambert is here to perform an unplugged version of his new song, “Aftermath”, and the performance freaking rocked. This my dear contestants is how you do it!

Ryan then calls Lauren, Haley, and Ashthon to the center stage and announces Haley and Ashthon are in the bottom three. Everyone else is safe.

Wow, Diddy Dirty Money is about to perform and Ronald is so excited – NOT! This was another terrible performance and I would not even call it singing.

Time for the big reveal as Lauren and Haley are safe which means Ashthon must lip sync for her life. Oh wait, that is another show.

Ashthon chooses to perform her song from last night and unfortunately, it was not any better. It was cruel making her sing because there was no way the judges would use the save on the first night. Jennifer delivers the bad news explaining the decision was unanimous not to use the save. Live the dream Ashthon.

I was only right about one contestant in the bottom three but I did predict the correct contestant to leave.

Well there are now 12 and I will see you here next week.

AI 10 3-9-11 The Top 13

2011-03-10T18:00:00.001-08:00

The official countdown to the finale begins tonight. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

The contestants begin working with Jimmy Iovine and his team of hotshot producers including Don Was, Rodney Jerkins, Jim Jonsin, Rock Mafia, Ron Fair, and Tricky Stewart among others. Jimmy indicates he will be “keeping an eye on the contestants.”

Tonight’s theme requires the contestants to sing a song by their own personal idol. This means their favorite artist of all time.

I will leave my ranting and raving until the end. We need to get right to the heart of why we are here. We are here to dish the dirt, excuse me; we are here to provide meaningful feedback to our top 13. Let the fun begin!

Lauren Alaina – “Any Man of Mine”

I like Lauren and I realize she is only 16 but what was up with that outfit; it was not flattering at all. Lauren can sing but I was not impressed as much as I have been from her other performances. I will give the girl kudos because she can command the stage and works it like a seasoned pro. The girl seriously had some kick ass energy but it was as if she was an opening act but not a headliner. Tonight’s vocal performance was not that hot. I did not think she sounded very good and she lacked breath control through most of the number. The back-up singers were louder than Lauren was and drowned her out. I also have to say it is creepy for a 16 year old to be singing about how her man needs to show her a teasing, squeezing, and pleasing kind of time.

Steven – “I love your voice, I love that song but I wish it’d been just a little bit more kick ass.”
Jennifer – “You always sound good and you do not have to try but you need to kick it into high gear – like really really go there.”
Randy – “You sang it well but we’re looking for that girl we first saw – something that lets you shine beyond belief.”

Casey Abrams – “With a Little Help from My Friends”

Ronald is seriously impressed. Casey cleans up well and he was looking incredibly sharp. This kid can sing and he proved it tonight. I enjoyed his interpretation of the song. I thought some of his movements were kooky but he had the audience eating out of his hands. Casey is simply having fun while being on stage and that type of attitude is infectious. Casey receives the first standing ovation so far this evening. As I said last week, we can skip to the finale and watch Casey shine!

Jennifer – There was a point when I grabbed Randy and said, “What am I watching right now?” I am watching someone important. You blew me away!
Randy – “I am always excited to see what you can do, so unbelievable, so exciting! I loved it.”
Steven – “You are a rainbow of talent and a plethora of passion.”

Ashton Jones – “When You Tell Me that you Love Me”

I was very disappointed with Ashton’s performance. I am not sure this was the best song choice for her. The song seemed too big for her. I thought the vocals were low-keyed and she did not sound good. Her voice sounded flat. I do not think she had very good control of the tone or pitch. Singing loud and waving your arms is not going to distract the listener from hearing the shrillness in your voice. The back-up singers were also over powering her. I was not feeling the love last night.

Randy – “I saw you grow as a singer. I think you did yourself some good with that.”
Steven – “I think there is a lot more in there then you are showing us. I have confidence in you.”
Jennifer – “You were elegant and professional. The song started getting away from you but you got it back. I want to hear songs that are more well-known.”

Paul McDonald – “Come Pick Me Up”

I am not sure what I really think about Paul. I love anyone who “dares to be different” but I hate his crazy jackets but at least he can pull them off. I find his strange two-step shuffle laughable but at least Paul was on the stage having fun which carries over to the audience. Paul definitely has stage presence. I think it is Paul’s voice, which bothers me. There is no depth to it. For what his voice is, I think he did well. There were a few sharp notes but overall he was on target. Maybe he will grow on me.

Steven – “I like you but watch that you do not get pitchy.”
Jennifer – “You are unique.” I have to rant here and there will be more on this subject later but how could J Lo have no idea who Ryan Adams is. Really? I was just shaking my head in disbelief.
Randy – “I love who you are. I love that you love Whiskeytown and Wilco. You are different and I love you for the show.”

Pia Toscano – “All by Myself”

Pia is another contender for the Idol crown. This girl can sing and with such ease. I think she nailed each note. Pia has excellent control of her voice as well. This was just a stunning vocal performance. I did not love the outfit. I think she stole James Durbin’s tail from last week.

Jennifer – “A lot of people were thinking what are you going to do to top last week? Well here it is. It was beautiful.”
Randy - “This is Season 10, Mariah, Whitney, Celine are the big three, and we always tell the singers not to tackle their songs unless they can really do them. You slayed the song, hitting the notes dead-on without even thinking about it. You have a natural gift. That was a hot, dope, cool performance.”
Steven – “That was the sum total of everything you’ve been working towards till now. You just polished that apple. You just slammed it.”

James Durbin – “Maybe I’m Amazed”

Here is another person who cleans up well. I love the new haircut and that he was clean-shaven. James proved he is no one trick pony. I liked how James picked a different type of song, which shows the audience he can do different things. I loved how he slowed it down. I also thought he has learned some restraint in using his falsetto. I thought James showed some great vocal control tonight. I really enjoyed the performance.

Randy – “James Durbin is dangerous America. This boy can sing!”
Steven – “You have taken everything you ever felt and taken it into the middle of next week.”
Jennifer – Encourages the audience to keep applauding shouting, “James needs to get used to it.” The truth is you have what the greatest rock singers have – a melodic voice.

Haley Reinhart – “Blue”

I enjoyed the actual vocal performance. Haley has a very pure voice. I thought the yodeling was a bit over the top and I am not sure she pulled it off. This was just middle of the road for me. I was not wowed but on the other hand, I did not run screaming from the room. I liked her dress but what was up with that hairdo.

Steven – “If you listen real close you can hear the country-western part of America roaring.”
Jennifer – “I think America is getting to know you now. You do a lot of diverse things with your voice.”
Randy – “I was bored, it was a little sleepy. You are young, you have all this energy, and you have got to hit me with that wow thing.”

Jacob Lusk – “I Believe I Can Fly”

I am sorry I have to rant again. I cannot believe anyone would pick R. Kelly as his or her idol. Give me a freaking break!

Jacob is another contestant who has some raw talent but I am not sure I really like him. I will give kudos because he knows how to put on a show but it can go way over the top. I thought the gospel choir was a bit much and they certainly did not help him. I just did not like this vocal performance. I thought the song choice was wrong because it does not fit his voice. The botched key change grated on my nerves. I thought there were too many vocal gymnastics that did not work for me. Jacob also had horrible enunciation. The ending when he hit the high note was good but overall I found the vocal performance to be a total train wreck.

Steven – “I cannot judge the performance because you are so good. You can fly and soar beyond your wildest dreams.”
Jennifer – “You make me feel so much when you sing. It is anybody’s game but you are at the top of the list.”
Randy – “To me, that is what singing is about.”

Thia Megia – “Smile’

For one so young, Thia has amazing control but this was just a boring performance. The vocals were okay and I enjoyed the beginning of the song when it was just her voice but that ridiculous jazzy breakdown was stupid and ruined the entire song. In addition Thia cannot move. She is a singer who sings. I was laughing when she tried to move. I give her points for being pitch perfect though.

Randy – “I liked the beginning. I heard a little Adele in your voice. (Randy is losing it big time) I wish you had done the whole song the Chaplin way.”
Steven – “I agree. You were a little pitchy in the middle but you have a great future in front of you.”
Jennifer – “You sing like an angel.”

Stefano Langone – “Lately”

I like Stefano but I did not enjoy this performance. I thought he started off key and did not get much better. The arrangement was horrible with all that weird techno beat. Stefano was not having an emotional connection to the song and therefore was unable to sell it. I found the entire performance distracting. Stefano had breath control problems and his movements were way to frantic.

Steven – “You pulled it off. You soared like a volcano.” I do not believe volcano’s soar and I am not sure what the judges are hearing tonight.
Jennifer – “You had me dancing.”
Randy – “It is so hard to sing Stevie. He would be proud because you slayed it. Wow wow wow!” What is in those Coke cups and can I drink from the fountain as well so I do not care that the singer was not as good as the judges heard. I could use a little escape from reality.

Karen Rodriquez – “I Could Fall in Love”

Karen what has happened? This has to be the worst performance of the night so far and that is saying a lot. The song started rough and I think the key was wrong for her as well. I think her voice is weak here. The entire vocal fell apart and do not get me started on how she strained to reach those high notes but cracked.

Jennifer – “You sounded uncomfortable with some of the notes and this is surprising as you are one of the strongest. I hope you are still around next week.”
Randy – “It felt like you were fighting the song. You tried to bring something new to the song but it was sleepy.”
Steven – “It lacked a little bit. I know you can sing better than this.”

Scotty McCreery – “The River”

I like country music and Scotty can sing but I think he does not have a wide vocal range. I like the deep rich voice and technically, he sang the song well. Scotty is just boring to watch. Each performance is exactly the same in the way he does that half-leaning posturing and all the squinting is just annoying. If can just listen then I am fine but watching him perform is torture.

Randy – “If it ain’t broke then don’t even think about fixing it. This is where you belong. You could put that song out as a record right now.”
Steven – “You did Garth justice.”
Jennifer – “You opened up as a performer tonight. You embraced the audience. You are taking us all on a ride with you.”

Naima Adedapo – “Umbrella”

Now this is what you call a show stopping performance. I have ranted and raved about the stupid graphics used by the producers and directors but tonight every cylinder was firing on point. I loved the performance. The vocals on the other hand were not as spectacular as last week but since Naima was having fun and the audience was on the ride with her she covered it well. It was clearly hard for her to do all that dancing and keep control of her breath but she never let it stop her and she was performing like a star on that stage.

Steven – “You are crazy good. You were pitchy but you brought flavor and did something no one else has done. I adore you.”
Jennifer – “I do not care you were pitchy. You got it girl. It is hard out there moving and singing, you will need to work on the control but you brought reggae, rap and you are doing it like the stars do it, like a real artist.”
Randy – “I do care about pitch. I did love the whole reggae thing. You need to work out your breathing when dancing.”

Before I start the ranting, I want to say what I like about the new format. It is Jimmy Iovone and his team of producers. The videos of the contestants working with the producers were excellent. I like seeing the rehearsal process, what advice the contestants are given, and then seeing if they listen and what ultimately works or does not work. I must give serious kudos to the producers for this major change.

My first major rant is the fact there are so many of the contestants who do not have a clue who some of these great artists are. What is up with the education in this country? It just so sad and then we had Jennifer being part of the group and Ryan Adams is a current artist. Good grief!

I hate the backstage video interviews, which are distracting, and Ryan’s attempts to engage the contestants usually fall flat. It also annoys me in how they pick who gets that type of spot light and who does not.

I was disappointed about the show because so many of the contestants who show such promise fell flat during their performance. I realize this is the first big episode but I was expecting more.

I was out last night so had to watch a recording when I got home. I voted for Casey, Pia, and Naima only.

My predictions for the bottom three are Ashthon, Haley, and Stefano. Karen may sneak in as well.

The real question is will they eliminate two contestants tonight or just one. If we are going for two then there will be a bottom four.

If only one contestant is leaving tonight, I believe it will be Ashton. If two are eliminated then it will be Ashthon and Karen.

Until tomorrow…

AI 10 3-3-11 The Finalists Revealed

2011-03-10T13:04:00.000-08:00

What has America decided? Whom will the judge’s choose as wildcard picks? The results are in and this is AMERICAN IDOL!

Ryan announces that 40 million votes came in over the previous two nights. After the top five of each gender is announced the judges will choose some of the remaining 14 to sing again for their shot at being a wild card pick.

The results shows are never my favorite when they are a half-hour, I dislike them even more at an hour but we have two hours to fill tonight. We filled the time with exceedingly boring videos and the illusion of heightened importance of the announcements of who will go and who will stay.

I will cut to the chase and indicate I believe America made interesting choices and agree for the most part with the top ten who are:

Scotty McCreery
Jacob Lusk
Casey Abrams
Paul McDonald
James Durbin
Pia Toscano
Lauren Alaina
Karen Rodriguez
Thia Megia
Haley Reinhart

I think the first time in ten seasons have I predicted this many of the top 10. The only difference between my picks and America is I predicted Ashthon would move forward as opposed to Haley.

Now it is time to critic the contestants the judges selected for a second chance to advance via the wildcard picks. The judges indicate they will be picking six contestants for a chance and it will be an even split between the genders.

Ashthon Jones is up first with “And I am telling you” and I am thinking with all the songs you can chose from you take this one. While I realize you may want to be a diva so many other great singers have nailed this song. The performance was fine but she did not shine, as she should have.

Steve – “You brought it.”
Jennifer – “I felt your passion.”
Randy – “I love your attitude.”

Stefano Langone is next with “I Need You now.” I was disappointed in this performance, there was something off I cannot put my finger on it. I thought his performance on Tuesday was better. I thought it was funny that Stefano left even before the judges provided their feedback. This cannot be a good sign.

Steve – “You gilded the lily of your own passion.” Ronald thinks WTF.
Jennifer – “I am shaking because you did so well.”
Randy – “You did the song justice.”

Kendra Chantelle chooses “Georgia on My Mind.” I am not fond of this song choice and she sang better than last night except for the horrible high note.

Randy – “You started low but then you rocked it.”

Jovany Barreto comes out with “Angel.” Now this was a kick ass performance and probably his best. I thought everything worked and for once, he showed some passion and really sold the song.

Jennifer – “You did all you could do.”

Naima Adedapo is up next and she goes with “For All We Know.” Naima is really beginning to shine. She made different choices then last night and kept the performance simple. It was a beautiful rendition.

Steven – “You came from way deep and brought it.”

Robbie Rosen is the last contestant and he chooses “Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word.”. I am not sure it was the best choice of song but his choosing to sing mostly a capella was impressive but he stumbled at the end with some incredible bum notes.

Randy – “This will be a really hard choice to make.”

Prior to our learning who will be the two-wildcard picks we have to watch J Lo’s new video, “On the Floor” where the lucky voting audience picked the ending. The song and video did not impress me. I found the entire thing boring.

The judges are ready and we learn there will be a top 13 not a top 12. The wild card picks are Ashthon, Stefano and Naima.

Overall, I am fine with the choices for the top 13. I think I would have preferred Brett having a chance over Jovany and Lauren Turner having a chance over Kendra.

One of the top 13 will be the next American Idol. Let the fun begin and I will see you all next week.

AI 10 3-2-11 The Top 12 Ladies

2011-03-03T22:09:00.000-08:00

Last night the top 12 guys took this stage and proved they were a force to be reckoned with but tonight the ladies answer back, 12 of them, to fight for your affection, and a place in the finals – but whom do you love – this is AMERICAN IDOL!

Ronald remains annoyed with the anonymous voice introducing the judges and our host. Give me a freaking break.

Let us get on with why we here, dishing the dirt!

Ta-Tynisa Wilson – “Only Girl (in the World)”

Now we are hyphenating our hard to spell and pronounce name, WTF. On top of it, you do not present yourself well. I thought the vocals sucked. She started sharp and the number simply went downhill from there. I thought she was off the beat throughout the song as well. The song choice was poor and if there is a good voice in there, we did not hear it. On the other hand, she did have lots of energy and bounced around the stage but if you do not have the strong vocal to back it up, this just fell flat for me.

Steven – “Beautiful way to open the show.” Really?
Jennifer – “You started off shaky but you ended well. You brought it home and moved the crowd.” What are the judges hearing that I am not?
Randy – “It was just okay for me. You paled in comparison and brought nothing special to the performance. The notes were sharp in the chorus (Ronald says they were sharp throughout) and I am part of the crowd that wasn’t moved.”

Naima Adedapo – “Summertime”

I loved Naima’s dress, she looked stunning and overall I enjoyed the performance. I thought the vocals were stellar and that last glory note perfection. She brought a little different flavor to the song. I enjoyed her choices. She was having fun on stage, which is important, and she was working it.

Jennifer – “You bring color; you are like an exotic flower in a rose garden.”
Randy – “I felt it was a little bit like a lounge singer.”
Steven – “You remind me of an early Ella Fitzgerald and it’s a new old-timey thing that we could use right now.”

Kendra Chantelle – “Impossible”

Wow, color me surprised. I had not been that impressed with her prior performances but this song proved me wrong. I liked the song choice. She really sounded great and showed off good vocal range. I liked the bluesy feel to it. I did not however enjoy her outfit. The tight pants made it look cheap and slutty.

Randy – “I love your vibrato it reminds me of Lauryn Hill. It makes me feel warm and connected to you.”
Steve – “Voice hot, clothes hot, style hot – the whole package.”
Jennifer – “I love that you have heart. You fought your way into the top 12 and you belong here.”

Rachel Zevita – “Criminal”

This performance was criminal in every way. The vocals were off pitch and I did not like the choices she made with the arrangement. Rachel took a song, which is so beautiful with incredible soul and replaced it with jazzy kitschy vocals. The runs did not work and the middle section was cringe worthy. I hated her outfit and just about everything, she was doing on the stage. The performance left me cold.

Steve – “I love your strut and your swagger but it was a little too Broadway to me.”
Jennifer – “Is this the artist you want to be? I am a fan. You belong on the stage, you have an amazing range.”
Randy – “It wasn’t great. It did not work for me. “

Karen Rodriquez – “Hero”
Karen can sing and I enjoyed her changing from English to Spanish. Karen was selling the emotion of the song but overall the performance was boring. The vocals were pitch perfect but as much as I enjoyed them, I was happy when it was over. I was bored. She looked great and it was a stunning dress.

Jennifer – “Wow, that shows it all as she points to the goose bumps on her arm. I love that you showed your true flavor.”
Randy – “You made it your own.”
Steven – “Fantastic. Definitely a one-of-a-kind singer. You should get together with Jacob Lusk for a duet on that one.”

Lauren Taylor – “Seven Day Fool”

I hate to say it but Lauren looked horrible with both her outfit and her make-up; however, on the other hand her vocals were superb. I love her rich, deep voice. There was a great bluesy presence to the tone. She has great stage presence. Lauren was having fun and the audience was with her on the ride.

Randy – “That is how you do it. You are like Amy Winehouse meets Florence + the Machine.”
Steven – “Lauren Turner meets Lauren Turner – spectacular! End of the song was upstairs.”
Jennifer – “Physically, you’re holding back – that would put you over the top. Give it to me.”

Ashthon Jones – “Love Over Me”

Ashthon came out to win. I love the way she commanded the stage, great presence. The song choice was perfect for her voice. She hit every note and thankfully did not overdo the vocal gymnastics. I also love her attitude.

Steve – “You’ve got the confidence of a queen. You go places with your voice few have gone. We found one.”
Jennifer – “You have all the makings of a diva – the big hair, the body, the moves and the composure.”
Randy – “I like your confidence and stage presence but I did not like the song. You are bigger than the song and can take on more challenges.”

Julie Zorrilla – “Breakaway”

Julie, Julie, Julie what is wrong with you – what in the world would make you choose a Kelly Clarkson song. Your voice sounded fine and you looked gorgeous but you did not bring any passion to the song. In fact, it was almost wooden like. You did not make me feel the emotion of the song. I did not like what she did with the arrangement. Julie did not have the breath support for the notes and they fell flat and sharp throughout. This was just plain horrible from start to finish.

Jennifer – “That was not the best thing we’ve ever seen from you. You seemed emotionally disconnected from the song.”
Randy – “This was not nearly as good as Kelly’s. You brought nothing new or different to it.”
Steve – “This was the wrong song and the wrong key for you.”

Haley Reinhart – “Fallin”

Why oh why can the contestants never learn about song choice? Haley you sang a snippet of this for your original audition and you should have left it there. This performance did nothing for you. I thought you were trying too hard to sell it and please never flirt with the camera again, it was making me sick. Your excessive growling was getting on my nerves. This was truly a vocal, which was rough, sharp and just plain bad. I will say I loved your outfit.

Randy – “I like the song but it did not do anything for you. I wanted to hear the husky tone we’ve heard from you in the past. It was kind of karaoke.”
Steven – I think you had the right amount of style and sexy. I like it.”
Jennifer – “I like seeing your different colors but you need to get out of your head. I could see your thought process while you were moving around the stage. You need to be the singer we saw in Hollywood.”

Thia Megia – “Out Here on my Own”

Thia was very brave too start out a cappella but it was not a good choice, I thought she was off key but once the piano started she sounded much better. Now the killer note at the end was perfection but that was the best part of the performance. I hate to sound like Randy Jackson but this version paled in comparison to Irene Cara’s from “Fame”.

Steven – “Sometimes a person’s pitch is so perfect that it doesn’t matter what they sing. That is Thia. This is a tough choice but you’re making it easy for me right now.”
Jennifer – “To come out here, stand still and just captivate every single person in the room, beautiful.”
Randy – “The quality of the tone of a person’s voice is really important and you remind me of a young Michael Jackson.”

Lauren Alaina – “Turn on the Radio”

I really enjoyed this performance. I love the huskiness of her voice and she demonstrated incredible range. She sounded wonderful and has great stage presence. This girl was working it and the audience was eating it up.

Jennifer – “You look beautiful. You do not even have to try! It is crazy to me. It is amazing how much of a natural you are.”
Randy – “Carrie meets Kelly, you have a natural gift, I am a fan.”
Steven – “You kill me, the best”

Pia Toscano – “I’ll Stand by You”

This was one amazing performance. The entire song was brilliant but that last note was sublime. I loved how she sang with such restraint as she built to the finish and then just let it all loose. This was a power ballad and Pia made it her own. Beautifully sang, and she has great stage presence. I will take back what I said last night. Instead of crowning Casey the next Idol, let us skip to the finale where Casey and Pia can fight to the end. It will be a fantastic finale!

Randy – “This is the first standing ovation of the season. I think you put yourself in the top 12. It was amazing. That is how you do it.”
Steven – “After Monday and Tuesday, even a week says WTF. That was gorgeous.”
Jennifer – “I knew you were a standout but you are sneaky saving that for when it counts. It was out of this world.”

Tonight like last night, there were some standouts and some pretty hard falls.

My predictions for those moving into the top 10 are:
1) Pia Toscano
2) Lauren Alaina
3) Thia Megia
4) Ashton Jones
5) Karen Rodriguez

Tonight will be the results and I am looking forward to seeing what America has put together along with the judge’s wild card picks.

Until tomorrow…

AI 10 3-1-11 The Top 12 Guys

2011-03-03T20:17:00.000-08:00

We have combed the country looking for the best talent. Our three industry icons have completed their job and now it is up to you America. Only five will make it through. Vote for your favorite. This is AMERICAN IDOL.

The judges get their big entrance again as our three-industry icons take the stage. Wait, who is that booming voice introducing our host Ryan Seacrest. I have ranted about this for the last two years, these openings with the judges and Ryan is ridiculous. I will say though I was totally digging the new stage including the cool balcony.

Ryan explains the top 12 guys will sing tonight, the top 12 ladies will sing tomorrow and on Thursday, America will send five guys and five ladies as the top 10 while the judges will add two wild card picks. Each contestant will be able to sing a song of his or her choice.

Before our contestants sing, Ryan must first chat with the judges. The only high point is the new prop Ryan hands to Steven Tyler, which is a cardboard American Idol bubble he can use in case of swearing as we get an example of the “bleeps.”

Let us get to why we are here which is to provide thoughtful critics of our contestants.

Clint Jun Gamboa – “Superstition”
Clint with all the songs available to you why oh why would you pick this overused song. Oh wait, you sing in a karaoke bar. I thought this was a very poor song choice. I personally find Clint’s vocals to be a bit whiny and I heard it again tonight. He started a little rough but picked up towards the end. I think he throws in way too much vocal gymnastics trying to show off which hurt him in the end. There was a whole lot of screaming but very little singing. I will give Clint some kudos for his showmanship. The man knows how to command the stage.

Steven – “You just proved to me everything I’ve seen in the last couple months. That was brilliant. You started and ended strong, brilliant.”
Jennifer –“You got the jitters out given you were first on the stage. It was good but I expect a lot from you.”
Randy – “There is no karaoke singer in the world that’s got that kind of vocal talent.”

Jovany Barreto – “I’ll be”

I will be happy when this performance is over. This was just downright horrible. Jovany’s weak/thin voice was off key and he never connected to the music. This was Boring with a capital B!

Steven – “Holy shipyards! You brought it. This was another beautiful performance.”
Jennifer – “That was beautiful. I am happy because people got to see you for the first time – really, really see what you can do.”
Randy – “I did not really get it. It was just very karaoke. If you are going to do a cover, (please someone else has performed every song chosen) you have to bring something different and unique to the mix. This was just okay.”

Jordan Dorsey – “OMG”

Song choice is key and once again, a contestant has chosen the wrong one. This is not a singing song, even Usher cannot really sing this well. The performance was cheesy with the awkward movements and stripping, really. The vocals were all over the place. The vocal gymnastics jumping from the lower register to the upper register were horrible. This performance was cringe worthy.

Steven – “You had the moves but it wasn’t OMG for me.”
Jennifer – “I’m not sure that is who you really are. Is this who you want to be as an artist?”
Randy – “It was pitchy and you paled in comparison to Usher.” (Not really – I do not think Usher is much of a singer either.)

Tim Halperin – “Streetcorner Symphony (Come on Over)”

I like Tim but this performance was painful to watch and listen to. Tim was off key and off the music, which was attempting to overpower his vocals. His attempts at the falsetto were horrible. The performance was dull and his movements very awkward.

Steven – “I don’t think that song did you any justice man. You let me down because you can sing so much better.”
Jennifer – “I don’t think that’s your strength. I would hate to lose you over that before America can see you as an artist. I want them to hear the beautiful voice we have.”
Randy – “It wasn’t your best try. You did not bring anything new or exciting to it.”

Brett Loewenstern – “Light My Fire”

I am not sure this was the best song choice for Brett. On the other hand, the kid can sing and he is just full of joy when he is performing you cannot help but smile. I thought he started a little rough but once he hit the bridge he was able to kick it in to high gear. I think he has excellent control when he is in the zone. I will agree with the judges that if he moves on a head band or haircut would be in order. The hair flipping will get old very fast.

Steven – “You did it again. You are on fire.”
Jennifer – “That was more hair-tossing than me and Beyonce put together! You need a fan. Seriously, I loved the performance.”
Randy – “I counted 14 hair-flicks during your performance. Your vocals were a little pitchy but you are fun and bold. You’re going to do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it and I appreciate that.”

James Durbin – “You Got Another Thing Comin”

This was a rocking great performance. Finally, James learned a little control over using his signature screams. They were not overdone and used in just the right places. I enjoyed this from start to finish. I liked that the hair was finally styled appropriately but on the other hand, the outfit was crazy and what was up with the tail? I was laughing hysterically while the tail was moving.

Steven – “That was “bleeping” crazy good! I love it that you’re over-the-top, man!”
Jennifer – “I love the way you perform, it is so organic and real. It just comes naturally. This was insane crazy good.”
Randy – “This is how you do it!”

Robbie Rosen – “Angel”
Poor Robbie pales in comparison to the high-energy performance, which came before him. This was a very subdued performance, i.e. boring. Robbie has an excellent voice and I have enjoyed listening to him throughout the auditions but this performance sucked the big goose egg. I thought his pitch was horrible, his falsetto moments were cringe worthy, and he could not hit the high note. On top of it, he was not selling the emotion of this song.

Steven – “You can sing a ballad like nobody’s business.” Really, were you listening to the same performance, as I was Mr. Tyler?
Jennifer – “You are one of those very special people where when you sing, you feel every word. All your notes weren’t perfect, but you made choices I liked better than the original.” What are they putting in those Coke cups?
Randy – “I have to differ here. I do not think it was a great performance. The high notes were pitchy. You never seemed quite comfortable in it.”

Scotty McCreery – “Letters from Home”

I found the performance boring but I will give Scotty credit, his vocals were superb. Clearly, his niche is country music and I suspect he will go far but if all he does his country songs in this boring manner I am not sure he can make it in this competition for long.

Steven – “I don’t think you could’ve picked a better song to represent who you are. I love it, so beautiful.”
Jennifer – “That is why we did not cut you; you were born to sing country music.”
Randy – “You are a real throwback country guy.”

Stefano Langone – “Just the Way You Are”

As much I wanted to enjoy this performance, Stefano let me down. I thought the key was way out of his range and he struggled through the whole song. It just got worse and worse. His attempts at the high notes were terrible. Another contestant is taken down by the wrong song choice.

Steven – “I love it, you brought it again. I love the way your voice cut through. You are so good.”
Jennifer – “You are consistent.”
Randy – “You can be on the radio right now.”

Paul McDonald – “Maggie May”

Paul is definitely someone having fun on that stage. I am not sure his movements are well executed but the guy can sing. This is one of my favorite Rod Stewart’s songs and I liked the choices Paul made. Excellent job.

Steven – “You’ve got a real character about your voice.”
Jennifer – “I love the way you move. That smile lights up the whole place. You bring joy.”
Randy – “You are unique and different from anything else we’ve had. It’s quirky and bodes well for the show.”

Jacob Lusk – “A House is not a Home”

I really like Jacob but the performance was not as wonderful as the judges were raving. The beginning was very rough and shaky. Now once he made it to the chorus then he worked it out but there were still some very sharp notes throughout the entire song. There is no doubt that he loves to perform and he certainly can sell the emotion of the song. The audience was eating it up.

Steven – “It’s divine intervention that brought you here. I’m honored to be in your presence. You make me cry when you sing! I don’t know where you get it from, but I will bathe in it.”
Jennifer – “I loved Luther Vandross and this is what is so right, he is gone but now we have you!”
Randy – “Luther would be so proud of you. I don’t think there is anything you can’t sing.”

Casey Abrams – “I Put a Spell on You”

I say let us just save some time and crown Casey the next American Idol right this very second. Oh my freaking god, this was just one kick ass rocking performance from start to finish. This was as close to perfection a vocal can be. I loved every choice Casey made and he has fantastic control of his voice, modulating from the lower register to the awesome falsetto and then the soft closing. Ronald was smiling and doing his happy dance. There is some talent in season 10. I freaking loved this. ITunes here I come.

Steven – “You are in your mind and out of your mind unreal. This is as good as it gets. Crazy good.”
Jennifer – “You’re sexy, Casey. You’re gonna redefine what this whole thing is. You came out like a fighter and ate it all up.”
Randy – “I love the way you transformed yourself. You are so different and unique. Screamin’ Jay Hawkins is up there standing and clapping.”

For the most part, there is some pure raw talent within this group of men. I have to say I like some of the changes this season. This is going to be interesting in making such drastic cuts immediately to get us to our top 12. I think there were several of the contestants if they had a couple more weeks might have made it through.

I still enjoy the dynamics of the new judging panel and the fact they are genuinely having fun their comments were not that insightful and many times I disagreed with them. It also appears our judges are falling into old traps. For a second there I thought Kara had returned given all the comments about “find the artist you want to be.” There was just a lot of it was “beautiful”, “crazy good”, etc. for my tastes. I hope we find a better groove going forward.

Now we have the tough part in trying to pick who will be going on. My prediction for the top five men is:
1) James
2) Scotty
3) Paul
4) Jacob
5) Casey

Time will see if I am correct.

Tomorrow we listen to the women.

AI 10 2-24-11 The Longest Reveal Ever

2011-03-01T18:59:00.000-08:00

The elimination of one hopeful broke Jennifer’s heart. Will she find the strength to go on? After Chris Medina’s sad walk out the room, production stops as Jennifer deals with this hard emotional crazy road. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

Cry me a river Jennifer because in my wildest imagination I never for a moment thought you would not be able to move forward. After all, you did sign a contract, which comes with a 12 million dollar paycheck. If you do not want the job any more I will certainly step in on your behalf.

Producers can we please stop the constant replay of this over dramatic and not very convincing moment in time because it is beginning to annoy me. When I am annoyed, I can get testy and angry and trust me you do not want to see me get angry.

We have two hours for the judges to reveal the remaining 19 spots for the top 24. This reveal show will go down in history as the longest ever. I did not think it was ever going to end. There was the crying, the continuous fake-outs, which do not work after 10 seasons, and we probably, could have cut out a half hour if the judges did not repeat the fact they only have 24 spots to fill. Really, I would never have guessed after watching this show for the last 9 seasons.

I will give credit where credit is due because the producers at least let us see the final performance of everyone making it into the top 24. This is a vocal competition to find a singer but year after year we hear very little of the performers sing. I offer kudos to the producers for finally show casing the singing brief as they were. Teasing us with some musical talent ensures we will want to come back to hear them again.

Apparently, Jennifer remembers her big paycheck because she is able to compose herself in a very short five minutes and we are on the road to our top 24.

Karen Rodriquez is first up to learn her fate. Her final performance was a Selena song, which she sang in Spanish. Even though I do not understand Spanish, I had no problems in hearing the emotion in her voice as she sang. Karen has the pipes to go far. Jennifer says she has been a fan since the beginning but she worries that Karen disappeared in the middle of the competition, which made their vote very difficult. You are through to the top 24.

Robbie Rosen takes the long walk while we see his final performance where he sang, “Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word.” This kid has talent and his falsetto is beautiful. Steven tells Robbie he sang his ass off. Robbie needs to understand this is a tough competition but you are moving forward to the top 24. Randy loves how unassuming Robbie is in his genius.

Tatynisa Wilson is the next contestant to learn she is through to the top 24. I did not think her singing voice was anything special. Brittany Mazur and Jimmie Allen on the other hand must return home as their journey ends.

Tim Halperin makes the long walk to his judgment while we hear his final performance of an original song. I really enjoyed the song. Tim receives the happy news he is on to the top 24.

Julie Zorrilla takes the journey to learn her fate. I did not recognize the song she sang for her final performance but the little we heard demonstrated some serious vocal talent. Jennifer explains the connection to the lyric was missing at times but you have a beautiful voice. Randy advises her to feel, not think. Julie is through to the next round.

Scott McCreery is our next victim and during his final performance does a kick ass rendition of “Long Black Train.” Scott passes a message to Jennifer from his grandmother, “I am a quarter Puerto Rican even if you cannot tell.” Randy gushes, “I love the authenticity. We are big fans.” Scott is through to the top 24.

John Wayne Schultz is not lucky as his journey ends here. I do think he took the news well saying he feels as if he tripped over the finish line. I am blessed to get to this point.

Jovany Barreto is happy because he makes it through to the top 24.

Lauren Turner is next up for learning her fate. Her final performance of “Steal Away” was excellent. I really like the tone of her voice. Randy explains her Hollywood week journey had many ups and downs, however, you are moving forward to the next round.

Tiwan Strong and Eryn Kelly learn their journey ends tonight.

Rachel Zevita does not want to disappoint her 82-year-old grandmother who flew in to support her. During her final performance before the judges, she goes with “Speechless” and I cannot say I was impressed. What is up with all the screaming this season? The judges indicate her journey has been full of inconsistencies and Rachel says she is just trying to figure out what they want from her. Randy says just to be you. Steven tells her she is going through.

Kendra Chantelle reprises her audition song, “Fallin’” for her final performance and it was okay but nothing special. The judges tell her how amazing it is to get this far but Kendra responds it would be even more amazing to make it farther. We then cut to her returning to the waiting room where she tries for the fake out before telling everyone she is through.

Jordan Dorsey is next as we hear his final performance going with “So High.” The judges ask about his behavior during the group rounds and Jordan tries to spin his behavior in a positive way by indicating he wanted to make sure the group worked. The judges cut to the chase and give Jordan is chance.

Lauren Alaina is our next contestant to hear their final judgment. I do have to say her outfit was way over the top and not in a good way. Lauren seems to think she is attending a square dance in her purple ruffled skirt and those sparkling pink cowboy boots. The outfit just made me ill. I seriously was laughing as she made her way to the chair of doom. Lauren’s final performance was with “Unchained Melody” which sounds good. Steven explains there were a few rough patches in her road here but she is going through.

Stefano Langone opts for an original song for his final performance. I think Stefano has a good voice but his song writing skills did not impress me. The judges on the other hand send him through to the top 24.

Jackie Wilson is next but during her final performance of “Because of You”, she fumbled the lyrics and her voice was not in key, she was sharp during the portion we heard. Jackie’s journey ends tonight and she asks the judges why she is out. Randy explains consistency and confidence were the key factors in her elimination.

Jacob Lusk makes the long journey to learn his fate. I do like Jacob and I think he has a great voice and a unique tone. Jacob definitely has the personality as well. For his final performance, Jacob goes with “A Song for you” and he toned down his vocal gymnastics a bit. Randy tells him that his performance of “God Bless the Child” was the best performance on Idol EVER! Jacob is safe.

Pia Toscano has been down the Idol road before although she has never made it to the final judgment. For her final performance Pia sings, “Doesn’t Mean Anything” and for what we heard, I liked it. The judges cut to the chase as Pia moves forward.

James Durbin takes the long walk to face the judges. I am just happy he lost the faux Mohawk for this part of the show. James has raw talent but he needs training and control. The constant screaming is not necessary and often times are sharp and off key. James needs to try to avoid the Adam Lambert comparisons because it will hurt him in the end. I was sorry to see he chose “A Change is Gonna Come,” for his final performance because Adam blew this song out of the ballpark during the finale of season 8. The judges give James the good news he is moving forward.

Casey Abrams is the next victim to hear his fate. I have to say I like this guy and he won points from me during the introduction of his final performance saying, “I am here to prove people like me can be sexy.” Casey then proves it by giving a beautifully controlled vocal performance of “Why Don’t You Do Right.” I give the guy credit for picking an interesting song, changing up the tempo, and nailing the entire thing. Randy tells Casey he is the most talented musician in the series entire history. Given this comment it is was no surprise that Casey is moving on.

There is only one spot left for the woman but two contestants left in the waiting room. This can only mean drama is coming. Thia Megia and Jessica Cunningham must take the walk together. We get to see Thia’s final performance of “You raise me up.” Jessica tells the judges today is her 25th birthday and it is her seventh Idol audition. The judges put Thia through while Jessica is heading home again.

Jessica does not take the news well throwing a huge hissy fit while flipping the bird, “You ruined my birthday!” Now every year she will have to relieve the memory of being cut on her birthday! Give me a freaking break, life is tough, deal with it. Your birthday is simply another date on the calendar. You opened yourself up for this moment by auditioning for the seventh time after being cut six times before. Get over it!

There is now one spot left for the men but three waiting for a decision. Brett Loewenstern, Jacee Badeaux and Colton Dixon take the walk together. Brett asks them to hold hands. Jacee’s final performance was with “Gone too soon” and I did not think it was very good. Jacee was off key and having breathing problems. Brett performed one of his original songs, “Bulletproof Vest” and I really liked the song and his performance. The judges have chosen Brett for the final spot which means Jacee and Colton are going home. At least both of them are so young they will have another chance to try out. Hell they can now try out for Simon’s new show, “The X Factor.”

Brett is a classy kid because I loved how out in the holding room he was trying to help Jacee and Colton embracing them and proclaiming, “We are all shining stars.”

The judges have brought us to this point and we have our top 24. Next week America takes over.

Now it is time for the top 24 to dance!

Your top 12 men are:
Casey Abrams
Jovany Barreto
Jordan Dorsey
James Durbin
Clint Jun Gamboa
Tim Halperin
Stefano Langone
Brett Loewenstern
Jacob Lusk
Scott McCreery
Paul McDonald
Robbie Rosen

The top 12 women are:
Naima Adedapo
Lauren Alaina
Kendra Chantelle
Ashton Jones
Thia Megia
Haley Reinhart
Karen Rodriguez
Pia Toscano
Lauren Turner
TaTynisa Wilson
Rachel Zevita
Julie Zorrilla

Starting next week, we will have three nights of Idol. The men will perform on Tuesday, the women on Wednesday and the elimination will be Thursday. My schedule is extremely busy so it will be a challenge to watch, vote, and blog. My guess is I will be taping many and trying to get votes in at the last minute. Luckily, my voting fingers are in working order.

Until we meet again!

AI 10 2-23-11 Hello-Goodbye

2011-03-01T18:57:00.000-08:00

Cue video of all the excited contestants who made it through to the next round and their learning they will be heading to Las Vegas for “Beatles Night”. They will face their toughest challenge yet because they must learn and perform a Beatles song all within 24 hours. They will have one chance, some will go through and others will be going home. In addition, it appears we will also be revealing the top 24 as the contestants make their way for the final judgment. This is AMERICAN IDOL.

There are 61 singers left, down from the original 327 who came to Hollywood. Right after receiving the news of their Vegas visit, the remaining contestants immediately became forming into groups of two or three for the upcoming performances along with picking their song. They will be performing at the Mirage where the Cirque du Soleil’s “Love” is playing which just happens to feature Beatles music. They will have one chance and at the end of the day, the judges will be cutting 1/3 of the remaining contestants.

Wow the American Idol producers are cheap bastards as the contestants travel to Vegas on a bus. Really, what is up with that? Give me a break!

Gracious I feel old given how many of these contestants had never heard a Beatles song, what is the world coming to? The musical education in this country is sorely lacking in substance.

There is no time to waste as the contestants arrive in Vegas they must immediately begin working. American Idol has multiple vocal coaches helping.

Thia Megia and Melinda Ademi are practicing with Peggi the “vocal coach from hell” at least according to Ryan. The woman was doing her job. Peggi was helping them when she yelled they should know their words. After listening to them butcher “Here Comes the Sun” she was exactly right when she tells them they are going to die on stage. I was laughing when she said she would deny having anything to do with them when they crack. She was providing motivation for them to be great indicating she would be happy to eat crow if they prove her wrong.

Vocal coach Ken remains tough on Scotty McCreery, Lauren Alaina and Denise Jackson. This is a gig not a rehearsal. Lauren is crying because she cannot go home, this means everything to her.

Several of the contestants get a chance to practice before Chairman Jimmy Iovine and a bunch of men from his Interscope record company. Jimmy interrupts the rehearsal with Scotty, Lauren, and Denise explaining “you are not gonna win singing that song” and they need to pick a new one. There are quick clips of him generally dishing most of the contestants we hear explaining they are clueless.

After watching Mr. Iovine, I am looking forward to his being the mentor for the top twelve. This man will take no prisoners and tell the contestants what no one else will. This season is getting better and better.

I see the Idol producers are business savvy given how the contestants get to watch a performance of “Love. They now receive advertising dollars from the Mirage and Cirque du Soleil. Who wants to bet the Mirage provided the rooms gratis?

Ryan tells us it is performance time and we should expect a “spectacle” unlike anything we have ever seen. I doubt it Ryan but perhaps I will give you the benefit of the doubt – NOT!

Day One

First up are Stefano Langone and James Durbin who perform “Get Back”. I must admit their voices sound great together and their performance skills were good. I still think James has to tone down all the vocal gymnastics. Steven tells them it was “unreal”, “I do not think I have ever heard two higher voices together” and “a great kick-off.” He told James, “you went up into the way-out-opshere, you went to squeakland”. Randy thought Stefano was a little timid at first but he got it together.

Pia Toscano and Karen Rodriquez went to school together and were even in a singing group. They perform “Can’t Buy Me Love”. Karen was the better performer but I have to agree with Karen’s comment about their voices gel well musically. The harmonies were spectacular. Jennifer feels like they “get it” and know what it means to be a professional. They put on a show. Steven thought it built well worrying at the beginning that they were in too low of a key but they made it work.

Jacob Lusk, Naima Adelapo, and Haley Reinhart are up with “The Long and Winding Road”. Gracious I am old this was our class song when I graduated from high school 34 years ago. Jacob is wonderful, this kid can sing and it seems like he is a pro, it was seamless. Haley has an okay voice but the other two overpowered her. Naima has soul and she sold the emotion of the song.

Jennifer really enjoyed this performance explaining the three made the song their own. A singer needs to be able to sing anything and they proved they could. Steven says it was “stupendous.” Randy tells Jacob never to hold back.

We then see quick clips of Rachel Zevita performing “Eleanor Rigby”. Lauren Turner and Jovany Barreto kick some ass with their performance of “Let It Be.” Tim Halperin and Julie Zorrilla accompany themselves on keyboards with “Something in the Way” and they blow the roof off this song. I thought their harmonies were beautiful and soulful.

Lakeisha Lewis, Tatynisa Wilson and Jerome Bell go with “I Saw Her Standing There”. This performance was terrible. I think Lakeisha had the best vocal but their voices just never really blended well. Randy indicates it was a little painful, crazy. Randy tells them they can sing. Jennifer thinks Lakeisha was holding back and this was not Tatynisa’s best performance. Steven disagrees with both and tells them they nailed it.

Kendra Chantelle and Paul McDonald choose “Blackbird” and this was a wonderful performance as well. I liked their choice of an acoustic guitar, their phrasing, and the way they were able to sell the song. They both had fantastic enunciation. Jennifer tells them they sang beautifully together. She tells Paul, “The power of a soft, beautiful tone cuts through” and “you have a kind of Kenny Loggins/Jack Johnson/James Taylor laid-back crooner who doesn’t necessarily fit the American Idol model.” Steven says having a “different” voice is not always good but in Paul’s case, it is. Randy loved their choice of harmonies, which showed off both of their voices.

We have another quick clip of other performances. Clint Jun Gamboa and a girl I did not catch the name of or remember go with “Help Me” and it was fine. Ashton Jones and another girl sing “Ticket to Ride.” John Wayne Schulz and two other guys sing “With A Little Help from my Friends.”

Wow, how lucky we all are to be here for Ashley Sullivan’s Vegas wedding – NOT! Is she really going to be wearing pleather pants and a white top, yes, she is – how classy! Even more wonderful because she is going to be married in the same Vegas chapel of her hero, Britney Spears. I believe this was the marriage, which existed for a mere 56 hours. Ashley certainly knows how to comfort her future husband telling David that if he gets cold feet she will kill him in his sleep. Clearly, Ashley is following in the right footsteps. I certainly hope you can hear the sarcasm dripping in my voice.

Day Two

First, up are Melinda and Thia with their performance of "If I Fell." While it was not a total train wreck, it did not move past being a mediocre performance. The best part of it was watching Peggi's reaction in the stand with her "I told them look", clearly, she will not be eating crow. Randy says Melinda was shaky but not better and tells Thia she kept her phrasing intact the whole time. Jennifer says it was "cute" but their pairing was not as strong as she had expected. Steven thinks Melinda was behind in her phrasing and Thia was "just all right."

Ashley and Sophia Shorai are up with “We Can Work It Out” but sadly, they are unable to do so. This was just a load of crap. Steven tells them it was not their strongest performance. Steve tells Ashley he always liked her but he is not sure if she “sang it good”. Randy says, “It just was not hot. I do not get it."

Our next group is Lauren, Denise and Scotty with their new song "Hello, Goodbye" which I thought was a better choice. They were having fun performing. I thought Denise and Lauren sounded good; Scotty did his usual low voice thing. Jennifer says they sounded good but Denise was not as strong as usual. Steven thought the running around was like a Marx Brothers routine. Randy indicates it was "nice" and "entertaining."

We briefly hear Carson Higgins and Caleb Hawley and it did not sound that great. Casey Abrams and Chris Medina choose "A Hard Day's Night" and do a good job as well although the jumping on the bed was a bit over the top.

It is now 10:00 p.m. and there is one final group to perform. Aaron Sanders, Robbie Rosen and Jordan Dorsey are up with "Got to Get You into My Life." This was a freaking awesome performance. They really sang well together and added a little R&B flavor to their version of the song. Randy indicates he was very impressed with their range and harmonies. Jennifer tells Jordan that they have high expectations of him and indicates Aaron was a surprise. Steven liked the group and said you "nailed it."

The judges must now cut the remaining 61 down to 40. They ask Thia, Scotty, Jordan, Ashton, Robbie and Lauren Alaina to step forward. They are all going through. Ryan then tells us through video montages that some of those cut are Molly DeWolf Swensen, Carson, Caleb, Denise, Melinda and Ashley (oh joy!).

The final 40 are heading back to LA for one final chance to wow the judges before they have to walk to the chair of doom for the final judgment.

Our final judgment takes place in a hangar this year which sounds strange but I liked the whole set up, the lighting, the walkway up to meet the judges. The 40 will be cut to 24, 12 men and 12 women. Those who make it through will begin the start of something wonderful.

Everyone is waiting in the holding room for the decision of their lives. Naima Adedap is up first and how exciting we get to see a clip of her final performance before the judges where she sang "Put Your Records on." Naima is crying as she sits. Steven says they fell in love with her because she shows her emotions so well in song. Jennifer says she has not been the most consistent but they really like her. Steven tells her she is going through as she leaves says, "you are a flower, now bloom!"

Hollie Cavanagh is up next and her final performance chose "No One." Jennifer praises her for standing out in Hollywood and showing she belongs here but explains she is not going through. Jennifer says she wanted to put her through because you belong in the top 24 but the other judges disagreed.

Lakeisha Lewis is cut along with Alex Ryan.

Clint is up next and his final performance was "Hello" and I really did not like it, however, the judges did. The judges call him out again about Jacee and he manages to spin it in a more positive tone. It really does not matter because Clint is going through.

Haley Reinhart is next and her final performance was with "Baby It's you." Haley has a good voice. Steven tells her she is going through.

DeAndre Brackensick is next. Randy tells him he should be proud for making it into the top 40 but his journey ends tonight.

Paul McDonald is our next victim to make the walk to the chair of doom. Jennifer says they have liked him from the beginning but is not sure he fits with the competition. Randy says they are looking for great, unique, and talented people, which he is. Paul is going through to the top 24.

Ashton Jones is next to make the walk. Her final performance was with "I Wanna Dance with somebody." I thought it was okay. I did like the choice of accompaniment with only an acoustic guitar. Jennifer states she has been one of the most consistent singers but they were not sure if she could handle all the pressure. Jennifer indicates we are looking for "the whole package" and guess what she is going through to the top 24.

Chris Medina takes the next journey up to the chair of doom, his final performance was with “Fix You”, and it was not good. The song was out of his range and he was shouting very loud not singing. Chris tells the judges that his fiancée is now more popular than he is. She wanted him to tell them that their meeting was the best moment of her life. Jennifer praises his love and conviction. You started out strong but this competition is about vocal talent and while they love him, they only have 24 slots and he will not be filling one of them. Jennifer wishes him the best and says she will miss him. Chris says he was not going to continue with music but he has started to find his voice and he will keep singing.

After Chris leaves Jennifer breaks down saying it was really hard to tell him no. She is not sure she told him in the right way while Steven and Randy comfort her and says she did. Jennifer says she does not want to do this anymore. Call me Mr. Cynical but I did not believe that breakdown and felt it was totally put on. The producers just know how to manipulate all their video footage.

We cut to Ryan who indicates we come to the end of the show and tomorrow we will reveal the final 24. We have five of the top 24.

I am not sure how they will stretch out the reveal to two hours but that is what is in store.

Until tomorrow...

AI 10 2-17-11 Hollywood Eliminations Round 1

2011-03-01T18:56:00.000-08:00

The write-up for this program is delayed. It will be posted at a later date.

AI 10 2-16-11 The Heartache of Group Night

2011-02-17T16:13:00.001-08:00

Nothing compares to the most difficult challenge of Hollywood week. Prepare yourself for the heartbreak and devastation! Get ready for Group Round if you can handle the pressure. This is AMERICAN IDOL!

It is 8:30 p.m. after day two with 168 contestants surviving for the group round. All the contests from day one hip to what is coming have formed their groups and made their song selections from the list of 20 songs available. They have been practicing during the day two auditions thinking this will give them an advantage. Oh wait, executive producer Ken Warwick dashes their hopes by explaining the rules. Each group must be a mixture of day one and day two contestants. Get over it contestants this is called being fair.

Cue the video montage while every group struggles to obtain the required members. Oh the drama of it all which includes the begging, the tears, the hissy fits, choosing songs, putting together choreography, everyone fighting to control the group, how will it all, who will move forward and who will shatter into a million pieces.

Denise Jackson and Brett Lowenstern seek another member but their first choice bolts to another group. Jessica Yantz agrees to step in and the “Sugar Mamas” are complete.

Tiffany Rios (why is she still here?) apparently alienated everyone after her comment, “I’m tired of seeing people try to do what I know I can” is unable to find a group willing to take her on. Karma is a bitch Ms. Rios. She tells us that her choreography skills will help any group out (Whatever!) Tiffany tries to recruit Scotty McCreery and he asks her to sing something and after hearing hear leaves telling her another group is interested in him. Tiffany somehow convinces Jessica Yantz to ditch her group leaving “Sugar Mamas” short a day two person.

Scotty continues looking for a group, meets up with Jordan Dorsey (otherwise known as a jerk), and Jordan tells him it will not work. Jordan remains upset because he had a group already put together from day one. He disagrees with his other group members on a day two person until they find Shane.

Scotty then talks to Clint Jun Gamboa and Jacee Badeaux but Clint is not thrilled with the idea of having a fifth member.

Tiffany and Jessica even after using the microphone and begging for another group member are ignored and they do not know what to do. They finally talk with a producer who allows them to go forward as a duet.

We then have video montage as different groups try to find places where they can practice because of all the noise. One group uses the garage and another group is harmonizing in an empty bathroom.

“The Minors” a group made up of 15 and 16 year olds seem to have an advantage because they have the energy to work into the night and their stage mothers pushing them. James Durbin is not happy with this situation because the mothers are providing the choreography. This is not fair and his group is worried because they are singing the same song, “Somebody to Love”.

Jacqueline Dunford is in a trio called “Three’s Company” (What a cute name – NOT!) with our favorite exes Chelsee and Rob. Rob explains they are not on speaking terms and there is a lot of tension. Jacqueline just says Rob is nervous about dancing. The problem is none of them is listening and they are all fighting for control.

Ashley Sullivan begins to cry under the pressure in her “ever-dramatic” way as Ryan tells us. She is thinking about quitting and the other members tell her to make up her mind quick because they would need to find someone else. Ashley cries to a producer who tells her to think it over. Lucky for Ashley her boyfriend is there and they go off to the garage so she could make a decision.

Clint, Scotty and Jacee’s group is still having trouble because Clint does not like the quintet idea. The group kicks out Jacee even though he is a good singer they just do not feel it will work. Jacee handles it well and seeks comfort with his parents but now must find a group and it is 1:00 a.m.

Jordan (Mr. Jerk) does not like that his group picked a fast song and wants to leave. Lauren Turner urges her fellow group members to keep working because they need to look out for themselves. I will not rely on anyone else for my dream. Jordan leaves and joins the group with Robbie Rosen.

It is 2:30 a.m. and Ashley finally decides to remain in the competition but will her group mates let her back in. They do and are very gracious about it as well.

Brett’s group is still looking for a fifth member and he recruits Jacee even though he does not know their song “Mercy”. The group accepts Jacee.

The groups are beginning to head to bed for some rest but not “Three’s Company.” Rob is having a rough time and tells Ryan, “I do not dance with people. I do not perform with people. I am a musician.” Really Rob, if there were no people who would be listening to your music?

The morning of group day arrives and everyone is dragging themselves out of bed to get in some last minute rehearsing. The judges arrive and try to give advice. Steven explains something but I did not understand a word. Jennifer advises them not to worry about by being in a group because they will be judged individually. Randy simply says “DO NOT FORGET THE WORDS!”

There are 39 groups to get through so let the blood bath begin!

Our first group with Pia Toscano, Alessandra Guercio and Brielle Von Hugel go with “Grenade.” I like their performance but Pia Toscano had the best voice. Steven thinks they “slammed” it and Randy likes their harmonies. All three are through to the next round.

Jordan (Mr. Jerk) and Robbie Rosen’s group is next with a performance of “I Want You Back”. I thought Jordan was off the melody but Robbie was good. All five members of the group go through to the next round.

It is time for Jordan’s former group to step up to the mike. Adrian Michael starts them off with “Forget You” and let us just say I wanted to forget him. Lauren Turner did a better job but she was tries way too hard by throwing in way too many runs and over sang. All four members get another chance and move forward.

Jessica and Tiffany or should I say “Rebel Star” are up next and Tiffany single-handedly murders “Irreplaceable” and trust me when I say she could not choreograph her way out of a paper bag! Jessica sounds okay but Tiffany drags her down. Randy stops them and asks why there are only two of them. Randy tells them it was “really bad” and they are both going home. Ronald is doing his happy dance.

The next group “Spanglish” is looking for one of their members and the producers find Kevin Campos asleep in his room. While the group was looking for their member, Steven entertains the masses by playing the drums.

“Spanglish” members Jovany Barreto, Kevin Campos, Jorge Gabriel and Karen Rodriguez manage to murder their rendition of “Just the Way You Are” individually and collectively. I thought the entire performance was horrible. Jovany also manages to forget the lyrics. Steven tells them it was bad and he is very disappointed in Jorge since he was one of his favorites. Jovany and Karen are going through – really.

Our next group knows how to play the game as Lauren Alaina asks Steven to come up to the stage and the group then sings “Some Kind of Wonderful” to him. Steven even joins in during the chorus. I thought they sounded good together. As Steven returns to the judges table Ryan asks him if he wants a number for votes. In the end, only Lauren goes through to the next round.

The next group includes Colton Dixon and Matt Dillard with “Just the Way You are”. I did not enjoy the performance at all and thought the entire group was just not connecting. Steven likes Colton and tells Matt this was not your best performance. Colton is the only member going on to the next round.

Cue video montage of several other random contestants going home including Shannon Livewell, Briana Tyson, Janelle Arthur, Alyson Jados, Caitlin Koch, Paris Tassin, Emily Ann Reed, Adrienne Beasley, Courtney Penry, and Aaron Gutierrez. The river of tears was flowing.

Our next group members are Keeira Lyn Ford, Ashley Sullivan, Ashton Jones and Jacqui Elliott go with “Hit ‘Em up Style.” The performance itself was very good but the strongest singers were Ashton and Jacqui. I thought Ashley was just a little over the top. Randy tells Ashley she was pitchy but they were the best harmonized of any group. The entire group is on to the next round.

The next group has James Durbin, Emma Henry, Danny Pate, Caleb Johnson and John Jordan with their version of “Somebody to Love”. James and Danny were good although James was trying way too hard to hit that high note. The rest of the group sucked big time. Jennifer tells them the song was good because there were strong voices in the group but the harmonies were “like a bad Glee audition.” Caleb and James are the only two moving on. I do not agree with this, Danny should have been the one going through.

Next up is our “Minors” and let us say the kids rocked it. This was my favorite performance of the evening. Keonna Evans, Jalen Harris, Sarina-Joi Crowe, Felix Ramsey and Deandre Brackensick are all on to the next round. Their mothers on the other hand should never sing again. When they were backstage, harmonizing along I wanted to mute them out.

The next group contains Steven Clawson, Corey Levoy and Hollie Cavanagh. The group chooses, “Grenade”. Steven murders his portion and laugh out loud had the words written on his hands. I thought Corey was okay but there were some sharp moments but he does have a nice tone to his voice. Hollie was okay as well. Corey and Hollie move on while the rest of the group goes home. Corey pulls the stupid moment of the night when he questions the judges as to why they are the only two going through and then the light bulb goes off and he says, “Never mind!”.

Dan Noguchi, Lara Johnston, Julie Zorrilla, Melissa Lucas and Casey Abrams perform a song I did not recognize and the performance was okay. Casey and Julie are the only members going forward.

Da’Quela Payne, Matthew Nuss, Naima Adedapo, and Jacob Lusk go with “Get Ready” and I thought they did a great job. Steven loved it and all members of the group move forward.

Our “Four Non-blondes and that Guy” group are next. Caleb Hawley, Devyn Rush, Eryn Kelly, Chris Medina and Carson Higgins are next. They go with “Forget You” and again the group is okay. Carson goes sharp on his high note. Randy thinks Devyn was wild and “kind of screamy.” Everyone but Devyn is on to the next round.

We next have a montage of Steven making funny remarks but I was not able to capture them.

“Sugar Mama and the Babies” are next with “Mercy”. Denise Jackson, Stevie Cain, Natalie Hanson, Brett Loewenstern and Jacee Badeaux did a good job. Brett knocks it out of the ballpark and is a good performer. Denise sounded good as well but I did not like Stevie or Natalie. Poor Jacee forgot the lyrics and on the spot and in tune inserted his own words, which were hilarious, and you could tell the judges were enjoying Jacee.

Randy tells Jacee that he looked a little lost and the group then explained the situation about Jacee being dumped by his prior group and their letting him join their group. Jacee is a class act because he simply says it was not working with his other group and never blames anyone or asks for sympathy. Right on Jacee! The judges send the entire group on to the next round.

The group, which dumped Jacee, is next with “Get Ready.” Clint Jun Gamboa, Scott McCreery, Monique De Los Santos and Frances Coontz were good as well. I thought Clint was the villain in this story but unfortunately, he can sing. Randy calls them out about ditching Jacee. Scotty apologizes for not sticking up for Jacee, saying he’s “the best kid in the whole competition.” Steven Tyler was my hero though when he told them “For that alone, we should all make you step back one.” The entire group gets to move forward.

Our final group of the night is “Three’s Company” who totally botched “Forget You”. I would have sent them all packing but in the end only poor, Rob is going home. I am just happy I will not have to hear about this couple ever again.

I really would like to see this list of 20 songs so I could help these groups make an appropriate song choice. If there are 20 songs on the list, why did we only hear five or six of the songs? I want to ban “Forget You” forever.

At the end of the group round 68 contestants, have their dreams shattered while 100 remain for one last chance. The contestants will have one last chance to wow the judges with a solo performance before another 50 contestants leave the competition.

Until next time…

AI 10 2-10-11 Hollywood Week Round 1

2011-02-14T18:16:00.001-08:00

On this stage, countless dreams will be tested. This is the start of an epic journey known as Hollywood week. This will be twice as hard, twice the drama and twice the talent. Brace yourselves - this is AMERICAN IDOL!

Hollywood is like no place on earth explains Ryan. 327 contestants are here to cash in their golden ticket for their one chance to make it through. Cue video of the judges arriving. Jennifer Lopez is ready to “separate the men from the boys and the women from the girls.” Randy knows that these kids must bring it hard. Steven indicates, “I won’t go easy, even if the contestants beg. This is their one chance.”

The contestants will be broken out into groups of 10 and will sing a Capella but individually and there will be no feedback from the judges except for the announcement of who makes it to the next round and who will be going home in defeat!

Day 1

In the first group, the only contestant who gets real screen time is Brett Loewenstern who goes with “Let It Be.” I thought he added too many runs but he does have great control of his voice and this was an emotional performance. Brett moves forward along with a woman named Symphony (who we do not get to hear sing) and a few other anonymous contestants.

In the second group, we see Rachel Zevita, Thia Megia, Casey Abrams and Victoria Huggins. Rachel, Thia and Casey seem to impress the judges while poor Victoria does not do so well. Victoria ends up in the row going home but tells us she is still leaving feeling special and she is sure that North Carolina will be proud of her. The video shows she came to Hollywood with 11 pieces of luggage. What is up with that since it is just a short trip even if she manages to get past Hollywood she would still be home for sometime before she would have to come back. I went to Paris in 1979 for 8 weeks to go to school and only took two bags.

The next group includes Paris Tassin, James Durbin, Lauren Alaina and Stormi Henley. The clips of the singing are so brief but Stormi was definitely having problems and surprise, surprise is cut while the other three move on.

In the next group, the only contestant we hear is Chris Medina and I did not think he did well at all, cracking a bit under the pressure but Chris is given another chance.

It is 5:00 p.m. and the end of day one is fast approaching. The final group of contestants includes Jacee Badeaux, Hollie Cavanaugh, and Robbie Rosen. All three make it through to the next round.

As day one concludes, we are told that Steven Beghun, Sarah Sellers, Jacquelyn Dupree and Heidi Khzam are heading home.

Day 2

Welcome back to the City of Angels where Ryan explains there were 160 contestants heard yesterday leaving the remaining 163 for today. Excuse me, 327 golden ticket winners arrive in Hollywood, which means somewhere we lost four of them, isn’t that interesting?

Cue the video of exes Rob Bolin and Chelsee Oaks along with our loving couple Jacqueline Dunford and Nick Fink. How cute the producers have put Jacqueline and Chelsee together next door to Rob and Nick. This is not going to end well. Surprise, surprise they all auditioning in the same group of 10. Rob is up first and is okay but very boring. Chelsee is fine but boring. Nick definitely is having problems and was totally off the melody the entire time. Jacqueline is a little better but nothing spectacular. Oh my, Nick is in the line going home while the other three are on to the next round.

Poor Nick embarrasses himself by begging for another chance because he wants to be with his baby. Cry me a river, shut up, and get the hell out of town. Randy explains to Nick once again he only gets one chance. Wait I guess Nick suffers hearing loss as he continues to sing as he walks up the aisle.

Our next group includes Scotty McCreery, Jackie Wilson, and Jerome Bell who advance forward to the next round.

The final group of the day includes Tiffany Rios and Travis Orlando. Ms. Rios goes through while poor Travis (no pun intended) is heading home.

Ryan explains only 168 contestants will advance to the next round which includes Clint Jun Gamboa, Julie Zorilla, Naima Adedapo, Mark Gutierrez, Aaron Gutierrez, Molly DeWolf, Emily Anne Reed, Stefano Langone and Ashley Sullivan.

This episode moved very fast but we do not get to hear the majority of the singers. I think this has to be the worst Hollywood week episodes from prior seasons because we did not get to hear any new singers. We were shown only contestants who got face time in the audition episodes. In fact, except for the woman named Symphony, we did not even get to know their names.

I hope the producers are saving some surprises for the group numbers. The group numbers are always my favorite train wrecks of the season. I laugh because we are looking for the next American Idol not the next American group Idol but it creates drama.

Until next week!

AI 10 2-9-11 San Francisco or what is dropping from the sky?

2011-02-14T11:53:00.001-08:00

The date November 9, 2010 flashes across the screen as Ryan indicates San Francisco is our last stop and a place where first impressions are everything and we see a woman crying as she is walking and she turns to the camera and says, “Just because someone farts you should let them finish singing.”

Cue the space age introduction to American Idol.

Can it be the producers are taking us down the road of juvenile humor? I can see this episode going downhill fast.

The judges may have seen contestants in November but the actual auditions in San Francisco was in the middle of August which is where all those 9,000 people were hanging out, not in November. I suspect the producers picked a pool of people and then brought them back for the judges to see. The editing of tonight’s episode was interesting in that whenever the winners came out with their golden ticket there was a room full of people including the last contestant of the day. There use of what time it is was ridiculous as well.

Enough of my bitching about petty details and we can move into discussing the actual auditions.

Cue video as Ryan explains we are six cities down with one final stop in San Francisco, which lies 400 miles north of Los Angeles. San Francisco is the city by the bay where the judges will be searching for a golden voice in the golden state. It was two years ago in San Francisco where we found one of the most electrifying contestants of Idol history, Adam Lambert.

Day 1

Our first contestant is Inessa Lee who is originally from the Ukraine. Given the introductory video and her stating her dream is “to be famous”, I am thinking the exact opposite is going to be true. It appears she has posted videos of herself all over the internet. Inessa goes on about how Shakira and early Madonna are her influences. She claims to look like Katy Perry.

Inessa enters the audition room like little Mary Sunshine all chipper and over the top. She explains to the judges she is a belly dancing, yoga, musical star/actress and she can be anything they want her to be. Randy asks her to demonstrate some belly dancing while Ronald just shakes his head.

Inessa starts to sing and I have no clue what song it was but she certainly cannot list singing as one of her talents because she was incredibly bad. I hated her voice and poor Inessa is even more tone deaf than I am which is saying a lot!

Steven explains she is cute and precious and he had hoped she would be good but he was disappointed. Your pitch and melody were all over the place. Jennifer tells her she has a young spirit and Randy simply says no. Poor Inessa is leaving without her golden ticket but the camera follows her out as she throws a tantrum insisting the world has not seen the last of her. I pray that we have definitely seen the last of Inessa!

Cue video montage where we learn the morning talent has been bottoming out as we see all the crying contestants leaving without their golden ticket. Heaven help us as the producers are having Ryan talk about bird poop and showing umbrellas covered with the stuff. Do we really need this?

We next see a video montage of several contestants who are getting their golden tickets. The clips were too short to judge but Brittany Mazur, Lara Johnston, and Matthew Ness are very happy they are heading to Hollywood.

Next contestant comes with a better than average sob back-story. Stefano Langone from Kent, Washington was in a serious car accident on May 28, 2009. The fire fighters pulling him out thought he was dead and the hospital staff did not have high expectations for his parents. Stefano was told he would not be able to walk normally again and would not be the same. Stefano fought hard to get out of the wheelchair and was walking again in 4 months. While Stefano is left with physical scars, he explains something like this causes a flame in you and he is hungrier to make an impact.

Stefano auditions with “I Heard It through the Grapevine.” Stefano does have a good voice and is able to hit each high note with perfection. Jennifer tells him, “You have star quality and movie star looks. You are definitely here for a reason. You have S T A R all over you!” Steven says it was nice while Randy tells him it was “up in the hood”. Stefano is heading to Hollywood.

Wow the next video indicates it is the end of day one and we are lucky enough to see all the contestants camping out to get the best slot for the next day’s audition. Trust me those people would not be camping out in November in San Francisco.

Day 2

Clint Jun Gamboa or “Jun Bug” works as a host in a karaoke bar in Long Beach, California. The customers there tell him he is too good to work there so he has decided to audition. Clint chooses “Billionaire” as his audition song. I think Clint has a nice voice but he was trying too hard with the runs. Randy asks him about his background and Clint explains he grew up singing gospel. Randy tells him not to lose that and says he is the best they have heard so far. Jennifer says his vocals were good and the judges send him to Hollywood.

Cue the video of all the colorful crazies who came to San Francisco for their 15 minutes of fame, which leads to quick clips of contestants crying as they leave without a golden ticket. We do get to hear a little of Kenneth Berba and Weston Lee Smith. This is one time I would have been happy if the sound had been muted temporarily.

This leads to our next contestant Drew Beaumier who lists his occupation as Bartender/Autobot. Yes, Mr. Beaumier came to his audition dressed as a Transformer and he actually transforms into a car prior to singing. This audition cannot be good. Drew goes with “Born to be Wild” which he flubs at the beginning and he does not improve before the judges cut him off. I would suggest when you are singing you should not be so low to the ground or have your mouth covered by car parts. The judges tell him no and as he leaves Steven asks him, “Before you go, how many gallons per mile?” We see a clip of Drew pleading that he does not want to be a car for the rest of his life. Really, then Drew perhaps you need to choose never to wear the costume again and never to pretend you are an Autobot. Give me a break!

We are back to the city by the Bay and it is afternoon where the girls are hitting a home run. Naturally, the producers have to play a video montage of all the woman with “California Girls” as the backdrop. This video moves into a clip of four anonymous women getting their golden tickets.

Julie Zorrilla enters the audition room and Jennifer just loves her glittery golden shoes. Julie is auditioning on her 20th birthday and tells us she grew up in Columbia where they had a wonderful life in the Andes until the guerilla fighters took over. Her family left without a word and she admires her parents for moving to a new country without a job and starting over. Julie goes with “Summertime” and while she has a good voice this song was over the top slow, she was practically pausing on each word and do not even get me started on all the ridiculous runs she threw into the song as well. The song has a beautiful melody but you would never know it from this rendition.

Steven tells her, “You are fabulous, great range and you just ooze star quality.” Jennifer says she felt her confidence, she was planted in the ground, I can see you are a performer and this excites me. Randy explains after Fantasia blew this song out of the ballpark in season three he never wanted to hear it again but he found her choices interesting. Julie is heading for Hollywood.

Dave Combs is next up with “Oh Darling” and he truly sucks as a singer. Steven tells him, “I was very disappointed. You were so off the melody, it was like you are on another planet.” Steven tells him no.

This leads to a video montage of Steven being in a bad mood as we see a series of horrible auditions. Steven asks Rick Deschamp if he hit his head on the way in. Steven tells David Johnston that he sounded like the Beatles but then states he is lying. Shirley Corbett auditions in a cop costume while murdering a song I do not recognize. Steven tells her, “You should be arrested for that voice” and then asks, “If she has handcuffs.”

Emily Anne Reed enters the audition room with her guitar and tattooed arms while Steven begs her to be good. I saw the arms and all I could think about was “caw-caw” Megan Joy and wanted to run from the room. We learn Emily is from Arlington, VA but she moved to California to become a star. We learn her house recently burned down and she is disappointed because it was the first home she was excited to live in. Emily wants to build a better life and for her it would be with a music career.

Emily sings “You’re getting to be a habit with me” and the performance did not wow me. She was on key, which is good, but there was something about the voice, which irritated me. Jennifer says, “You have the most interesting voice we have heard in eight cities and this is an important part of being a recording artist.” Steven does not think she is ready and votes no but Randy thinks she is unique and votes yes. This leaves Emily’s fate in Jennifer’s hands. Jennifer indicates she has a singer/songwriter vibe and gives her a second change by voting yes. Emily is heading to Hollywood.

Welcome back as we see it is almost sunset in San Francisco and the producers provide us with a series of contestants who will not be going to Hollywood.

Our final contestant of the day is James Durbin who has the sob story of all sob stories. First, we learn his father was a bass musician who was always away and dies of a drug overdose when he is nine years old which hurts because he never really got to know him. Second, he was diagnosed with Tourette and Asperger’s syndrome. Third, he was bullied, beat up, and made fun of throughout his life. He finally met an angel named Heidi who has been his rock, they were dating, and to their surprise found out, she was pregnant. How this could a surprise, I will never understand, apparently he never made it through Health class to learn about contraception. Fourth, he was laid off, they do not have much money and live in a place with the cheapest rent, and sometimes they do not even have money for diapers. Yet being a father has changed his life and he needs this to make a better life for his son.

James is nervous about his Tourette’s emerging while he is in front of the judges as he enters the audition room. Initially James sings “You Shook Me.” James has a good voice along with a high range but he was having trouble controlling the strength of those higher notes. James has some rough edges to smooth out but with the right help, he could be a good singer.

It was clear the judges were enjoying his performance. James asks Steven if he can sing one of his songs, “Dream On” and in this song James really blew it out of the ballpark. I think he reached a higher octave then even Steven gets to. I am concerned though because to reach those higher notes he had to yell which will ultimately hurt him in the end.

Jennifer explains that James kind of goes off into his own world when he sings causing James to tell them about his Tourette’s and when he is singing it all goes away. Jennifer tells him, “You sing from feeling, from hurt, from your soul, from the need to feel, and make others feel.” Randy loves his range, “He’s pure up there. It’s crazy.” Steven indicates he is so, so, good, “over the top.” James is heading to Hollywood.

Cue a quick recap of all the golden tickets given out in San Francisco even though Ryan does not reveal a total number.

Thursday begins Hollywood week so let the train wreck begin.

Until next time!

AI 10 2-3-11 Los Angeles

2011-02-10T14:53:00.001-08:00

The show begins with a video of contestants receiving their golden tickets as we hear Ryan say Los Angles is the entertainment capital of the world as we see him on a roof top – Say Hello to LA – THIS IS American Idol!

LA is home of super-stardom. We see some friends from MySpace.com where for the first time Idol allows people to audition online. Out of 16,000 entries, those chosen are in LA to get a real chance at stardom. This fades to video of the judges arriving and Steven is smoking a cigar while Randy is wearing the ugliest golden shoes ever seen.

Day One

Victoria Garrett is a telemarketer who tells us God brought an idol to LA for a single purpose. She knows where she will be on the finale, getting the title of American Idol. I have no idea what Victoria was singing I was just thrilled when it was over. Steven votes and says Victoria is going to Siberia and admits it was not “baaaaad” while imitating a goat. Randy says it sounds like shooting an animal. Victoria leaves without a golden ticket.

Tim Halperin admits to being a big fan of J Lo. Tim goes with “She will be loved” and while he has a good voice, the whole performance was boring. Tim asks Jennifer how old she is which was too funny. Steven wants Tim to work on his voice and step it up but votes yes. Randy does not think he is ready yet so it is a no. Jennifer also thinks Tim must work on this strength, but he has a nice tone. Tim is going to Hollywood.

We have a clip of Justin Carter who Jennifer tells lacks power and goes home empty handed and we then have some time wasting with all these people carrying food into the audition room with Ryan asking who ordered all of it. This was just LAME!

Cue video clip of two friends Daniel and Isaac. These friends will support each other knowing only one-person can ever win. Daniel believes Isaac will be better. Isaac even dropped out of college to come here, even though his parents do not know. These best friend auditions never end up well.

Daniel Gomez who is eighteen is confident he has a superstar voice and chooses “I’ll Be”. Gracious heavens Daniel is horrible and his voice is flatter than any pancake. Steven tells him he was so far from the melody. Randy says you are tone deaf and singing is not for you. The judges unanimously say no.

Isaac Rodriguez also eighteen chooses “Build Me up Buttercup”. What an idiot for choosing this song. Isaac fumbles the lyrics just as much as he was fumbling with the melody. Jennifer tells him he has a nice smile. Steven says he set the song on fire, but in the wrong way. Isaac admits to messing up the words but Randy says he messed up everything. Randy tells him he should never sing again. Isaac leaves without a golden ticket.

Both of the friends promise to keep singing because they believe in themselves. Ronald says let us move on.

Day 2

Cue the video introduction where some weird old guy is dancing out in the line.

Karen Rodriguez is one of the MySpace contestants. She chooses “You Give Good Love” and is seriously good. I mean she has a beautiful voice. Steven states you have confidence and a sparkle in your voice. Jennifer praises her beautiful control. Karen states she was hoping for that since she sang to Jennifer on TRL (what when she is 10?). Karen wins over the judging panel that unanimously sends her to Hollywood.

Tynisha Roches (Is this name for real?) is so confident she brought her own microphone because she IS the next Idol. Tynisha is always winking and making weird noises to the camera. I can hear the garbage truck eating her alive already. Tynisha begins with “My Way” which is just simply freaking horrible. I am so nervous. The judges are just laughing and can barely get in a word. Randy decides to leave as Tynisha is singing “And I am Telling You”. She actually chases him out and they wrestle for the microphone. PLEASE this is just a waste of time. Tynisha will not stop singing until finally security arrives to haul her out.

Cue video montage as we learn it is 3:00 p.m. and there has been a lack of golden tickets. Will our next belly-dancing contestant bring a change?

Heidi Khzam who auditions with “Superwoman” which is just okay yet the judges send her on to Hollywood. It was amusing to watch her dance while Steven was scatting.

Next, we hear from Matt “Big Stats” Frankel who is CEO of MSFP or in other words “Matthew Scott Frankel Productions. He claims to have a compilation album with Chaka Khan. “Big Stats” is his hip-hop alter ego. Ronald realizes he will be wasting more time listening to this. First, he raps his introduction for the judges and then stumbles through a rap version of “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”. Randy just says no. “Big Stats” then tries to sing a J Lo song which he murders and then quips “I just need to lubricate up a bit”. The man will not stop singing. What is up with tonight’s crazies.

Cue our next video where Ryan laments about the lack of talent in LA and we see a series of contestants clearly not heading to Hollywood. William Roberts, Jeannette Manning, Daniel Hall, Anthony Granger, and finally Arista Pemberton who does the splits and literally rips her pants.

Our next contestants are brothers Mark and Aaron Gutierrez. We learn Mark is a substitute math teacher and Aaron is a salesman who lives life by his own rules. These brothers seem too good to be true, which means we must be set for, yet another horrible audition. The brothers surprise me with their beautiful duet of “Lean on Me”. They have excellent voices, can enunciate, and exert great control. This was a great audition. Randy indicates they are great, Jennifer loved it and Steven simply says “Godlike”. The brothers are heading to Hollywood.

The evening ends with the most ridiculous waste of time ever on American Idol. Mr. Cooper Robinson or should we say “Human Tornado” trying to capture his “15 minutes” of fame. The “Human Tornado” comes blazing on the screen in a horrible outfit, very incoherent, clearly too old, and continues to mumble something and even after being told no continues to sing and scream as he leaves. Why was this included at all?

This episode was boring and the worst of the audition shows from any season. We only see five real auditions and they do not even bother to tell us how many golden tickets were awarded from LA.

Next Wednesday is the final audition city, which was San Francisco. This was the first audition and it took place in August prior to the hiring of Ms. Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. I am wondering how the producers will work their editing magic to make us think they were there. I had a friend try out and the producers said he had a great voice but he was not what they were looking for. In my mind, the next American Idol should have a great voice.
Until next week…

AI 10 2-2-11 Austin

2011-02-10T14:52:00.000-08:00

Black screen and white letters, which states that American Idol would like to apologize for Steven Tyler’s behavior from last week. We promise it will never happen again. The screen then flows to a video of a contestant whose last name is Muck and Steven asks him if he knows what it rhymes with. We then fade to the new introduction.

This is American Idol and the introductions are just getting down right bizarre.

Cue the video montage of Austin with 7,500 hopefuls ready to audition. This is the third time American Idol has come calling in a place that is a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. It appears Ryan is late and Jennifer’s husband Marc Anthony is there as well. Weird is all I have to say about it.

Day One

Corey Levoy and his sister Brooke did not meet until they were teenagers even though they spent their whole lives 15 minutes away from each other. They clicked immediately and are best friends. Brooke encourages Corey to sing and audition for American Idol. As Corey enters the audition room Jennifer asks him what Brooke would say if she were on the panel and Corey responds that she would be the harshest critic. The judges ask Corey to bring in his sister who gets a chair at the judges table next to Steven. Ronald is just shaking his head in amusement.

Corey chooses “I Can’t Make You Love Me” and while I think he added a few too many runs I liked how he made it a little bit country and found his voice to be quite good. He has great control over his voice. Randy states you have a good voice, your speaking voice is very high and I was unsure how it would come through on your singing. Corey admits to being teased about his voice and Steven responds, “Something tells me you’re not going to get teased anymore.” Jennifer indicates his runs were perfect, nice voice. Brooke indicates he was amazing, gave me chills. Steven asks her to vote and she responds, “heck yeah” and the other judges say yes. Corey is heading to Hollywood. He celebrates by shaking his booty telling the judges, “My whole life I’ve been told I’ve got J Lo booty.” Really?

Holly Cavanaugh who is only seventeen goes with “At Last”. This was a torturous audition as the key was constantly changing and she was not on the melody at all ever. Steven indicates the lyrics were clear but she was all over the melody. Randy states you were all over the place and does not feel she is ready. Jennifer indicates she needs to be more comfortable on stage. When the judges call for a vote, Holly breaks down in tears. Excuse if you cannot handle this then how will you be able to handle this competition.

Jennifer asks her to sing another song and she breaks down even more but finally composes herself and chooses “The Climb”. Of all the songs, she goes for this one. I think the performance was worse than the first but apparently the judges hear something I did not because Randy changes his mind and Holly is going to Hollywood. This poor girl will crack under the pressure of Hollywood week.

Cue the next video as we see four unnamed contestants being rejected which leads to Rodolfo Ochoa as he butchers “The Circle of Life” and Jennifer indicates you have vibrato but could not find the melody. We then get additional video of four more unnamed contestants who go home without their golden ticket. Well I guess it is true that cowboys cannot sing the blues.

John Wayne Shultz explains how he loves his family and working on their ranch which has been in their family since the 1850s. John’s mother is a breast cancer survivor. John is here to audition because of a promise he made to his mother. John auditions with “Believe” and color me surprised John is good. I thought with this was a lead up to a horrible audition but he has a rich deep voice made for country music.
The judges sing his praises with Jennifer indicating she was touched by the performance; he made her “believe” and “I can feel the strength”. Steven indicates it was beautiful I liked it. Randy states it was good and Randy asks John to bring in his parents so they can meet them. As they enter Randy states, “Hi, parents of John Wayne!” The judges explain John is going to Hollywood and his mother cries saying America will not be disappointed in John.

Day 2

Our day opens up with clips of the contestants who got their golden ticket from Day one, most of whom we do not know. The boys (Randy and Steven) are in a good mood as demonstrated through their hard-hitting interview while Jennifer is all glammed up and they are ready to be wowed.

Courtney Penry another seventeen year old finds Ryan the sexiest man alive and vows to marry him. This causes Ronald to laugh extremely loud. Courtney tells the judges they are all hot, explains she can imitate a chicken, and proceeds to do so. Steven’s response, “Oh, wait, we’re acting like chickens now? I’m down.” Oh, this cannot be ending up well.

Courtney sings, “Stay” and another contestant surprises me because she has a good voice after all. Jennifer indicates there are strengths and weaknesses in her voice but I love you but there are some things for you to work on. Steven states you have star quality and I like you. Randy says you have a nice voice but does not feel she is ready for Hollywood and votes no. Steven and Jennifer disagree with Randy, which means Courtney gets her golden ticket.

Cue our next video montage which demonstrates Texas pride is alive as well as there is a series of contestants who are heading to Hollywood including Shauntel Campos, Alex Carr and Caleb Johnson. The clips are so short I really cannot judge their singing. This flows into another video montage where Ryan tells us the momentum of day two continues, as seven additional contestants who remain unidentified receive their golden tickets. The funniest things about this clip are comments by Steven Tyler. The first was “Where is your pitch fork you little devil!”The second came after one of the contestants gave his occupation as “clinical trials for pharmaceutical companies,” and Tyler screams, “We have something in common, then, that is pretty much the whole 70s for me.”

Jacqueline Dunford and Nick Fink are lovebirds who met in their community college choir while singing a duet. How cute – NOT! The producers make them do all sorts of sweet things as they edit the video in an over the top manner. Jacqueline explains that Nick is her but as a boy and asks, “Does this mean I love myself?” Ronald was getting creeped out over the whole thing and can see this relationship will not last.

The couple auditions together but do not sing a duet only solo numbers. Jacqueline is up first with “Mercy” and I really liked everything she did with the song. Nick sings “Sunday Morning” and I found it just a little strange. I am not sure why. He does have a good voice.

Jennifer indicates that both were performing songs they hear repeatedly but both of you had different takes on them. Steven loves the couple. Randy says Jacqueline was a breath of fresh air and is sending both to Hollywood.

I can see Jacqueline making it through Hollywood week but there is no way Nick will be standing in the top 12.

Janelle Arthur indicates her family has been pushing her to audition for about five years. She performs a country song first which I did not recognize and she is very good. The judges want to hear something else and she goes with “No One Needs to know” which Randy cuts off with a call for a vote. All three say yes and Janelle receives her golden ticket.

Cue our next video, which includes someone coming in wearing an armadillo suit. I just heard Trudy in “Steel Magnolias” asking an armadillo. There is a series of 20 deluded contestants butchering various songs. These same contestants get upset when there is no golden ticket.

Casey Abrams is the last contestant of the day even though it is only 11:45 a.m. The producers need to pay better attention when editing those video introductions. Casey is auditioning with his “melodica”. I had to Google to figure out how to spell that since I had never heard the term before. Casey tells us his melodica keeps him from becoming bored. Casey also explains people think he looks like Seth Rogen, which is definitely not true.
Casey sings, “I don’t need no doctor”. This was a great audition. Casey has a great voice, demonstrates passion and incredible control. He was also scatting. I think this was my favorite audition so far. The judges all vote yes without any discussion and as Casey plays his melodica in celebration, the judges take the time to dance with him.

The Austin auditions end and we learn there are 50 golden tickets to Hollywood given out.

Overall, this was a pretty boring and routine episode of American Idol.

Tomorrow we are off to LA!

Until then…

AI 10 1-27-11 Nashville

2011-01-28T14:43:00.000-08:00

Cue video montage where Darius Thomas is attempting to impress our judges with a long, high note of epic portions and not in a good way. This leads to Ryan hearing him outside, all the contestants waiting hear him, the entire city of Nashville hear him, and then we have footage of a glass building implosion from this high note and then cut to the new high tech introduction.

The opening introductions for the shows this season have been strange to say the least, what are the producers smoking. Enough all ready!

American Idol is visiting Nashville the home of country music for the second time in ten seasons. There were initially 10,000 people with hope and searching for their dream but now they are spilling out into the streets of Nashville as the number rises to 17,000. The contestants are here to find the same success as Carrie Underwood who recently added Grand Ole Opry member to her list of accomplishments.

The contestants are filling up Stone Bridge Arena while the judges are at the historical Ryman Auditorium.

Let the fun begin as we evaluate last night’s contestants.

Day One

Christine McCaffrey a dental assistant from West Palm Beach explains she has a gift people respond to which is her happy smile. As Christine walks to the audition spot she is making cartoonish noises, I figured she might be trying to warm up her voice but they were downright weird. The judges ask whether she does voice over for cartoons.

Christine goes with “I Hope You Dance” which Jennifer tells her is a beautiful song, however, what came out of Christine’s mouth was not beautiful at all. I found her tiny voice irritating and the melody was completely lost during the performance. Jennifer cuts her off and asks for a vote, which is a unanimous no. Christine wants a chance to try a different song because she has the ability to write lyrics and sing them. Randy asks her if she can read minds. Christine believes Randy is saying yes. Randy simply asks her to leave because he does not believe she is being serious.

On exiting the room, she is living in a fantasy world when she explains to Ryan that she received a yes from Steven Tyler. I am convinced she was not faking which is frightening.

Our next contestants are Chelsee Oaks and Rob Bolin who are exes but are here auditioning together. Is this a producer trick? It appears after they broke up they remain “friends” and lived together for a while with Chelsee even bringing dates to the house. It is clear that Rob is still in love with her and remains clueless of what a manipulative person she really is. Chelsee brings her current boyfriend to the audition.

The judges clearly prepped on their situation have decided to play relationship counselors. The judges request they first sing together with the “couple” going with “To Love Somebody” as chosen by Rob. I must admit that as a duet their voices were beautifully in sync and the harmonies perfection.

Rob is then first in his solo audition with “What’s going on” which was excellent. I thought the choices he made were right. I thought he had a nice soulful quality to his voice and it was definitely on pitch. Chelsee chooses “The Story” which is fine but her voice is not very strong.

The judges indicate they were impressed. Randy loves how they were able to sing so well given the emotions going on. Jennifer says they sing beautifully when separate and together. Steven digs the deep harmony between them. He tells them “the deepest passion comes from friction.” The judges give them both golden tickets to Hollywood. Steven tells them to “Get out of here and fall in love together all over again.”

In the holding room I got the best laugh in watching the current boyfriend’s expression when he learned they were both going to Hollywood, it was priceless!

Cue the next video montage as we see two unnamed contestants auditioning. There was one woman in a truly tacky and trashy outfit while the other woman indicates she can touch her tongue to her nose and after the demonstration, Steven says yes. Ronald just feels dirty!

Allen Lewis decked out in overalls and massive tattoos hailing from Franklin Furnace, Ohio. Really? Allen just happens to be a tattoo artist. Allen auditions with “Simple Man”, he pretty much screams and shouts the entire song where we lose the melody, and his ability to enunciate was lost because all I heard was a series of mumbles. Jennifer tells him he has one of the best laughs she has ever seen. I did not know you could see laughter as opposed to hearing it. Randy tells him he is more of a band type. Allen thanks them and explains he loves criticism because it will make him work harder and given even the best have failed their auditions once or twice.

Stormi Henley and folks I am not making up the name. Stormi is 19-years-old former Miss Teen USA and she was thrilled to have Donald Trump as her boss during that time. Please stab me with a knife now because this cannot be ending well. According to Stormi, the confidence coming from her prior victory convinces her she should be here.

Stormi goes with “Father Can You Hear Me” and I only hope he is unable to do so. I found her voice irritating and it was difficult for me to hear her, I had to increase the volume on my television seat. There was nothing exciting about her performance, the tone of her voice; she was a zero in my estimation. Jennifer agrees with me telling her that her voice is not strong enough. Steven on the other hand lovers her tight little slinky voice but feels she needs to throw it out harder. Steven I know exactly what you love – you old pervert! Randy is on the fence but sadly gives in so Stormi is on her way to Hollywood.

After Stormi leaves, Jennifer shows her disapproval by asking “Seriously, guys? That may be the smallest voice we have heard.”

Cue the next video montage, which started very bizarre almost as if we had missed the beginning. We see a series of contestants clearly deluded about their talent being told they are not going to Hollywood.

White parents adopted Adrienne Beasley who is African-American at the age of two. I do not understand how this can be a back-story in the 21st century. Get over it folks. A loving couple adopted a child they wanted and clearly nurtured her while they were working on the family farm.

Adrienne auditions with “American Honey” and her voice is honey to the ears. I really loved her rendition of the song and she had excellent pitch and enunciation. Steven says, “I hear something in your voice. I am not quite sure what it is.” Randy says it was very, very nice while Jennifer says you surprised me in the middle because you really felt it. Adrienne receives a unanimous yes and his heading to Hollywood.

In the holding room, she calls her Dad to explain she is going to Hollywood and he replies, “Who is going to pay for it” before telling her, he is tickled about the news.

Day 2

Welcome back to Music City as Ryan explains it is early morning and everyone is getting ready for the day.

Kameela Merrick is our first contestant who explains she was selected as the junior regional soloist of Oak Grove, Kentucky in light of the huge voice coming out of her 5’2” frame.

On entering the audition room, the judges greet her with “tonight”. Good heavens producers you need to be more careful in your editing. Kameela chooses “Sweet Thing” to audition with it. Trust me there is nothing sweet about her voice or her ability to control it. The volume was way over the top and she was off the melody the entire time. All I could think is she must have been the only junior who lives in Oak Grove.

Jennifer reminds her that the acoustics work no matter what. Steven tells her to go home and practice. Randy simply tells her do not do even that, it was horrible and loud. Kameela leaves without her golden ticket. As she is leaving Steven leans over and whispers to Randy, “Do not tell people they are no good.” Excuse me if it is the truth better they learn now then allow the enabling individuals in their life to encourage their delusion.

Our next video montage includes three contestants living in a cuckoo word of delusion. The first is covered in a blue bodysuit, which covered their face. We also had Polina Kozhikova and Patrick Counts. All three were told they had no chance of succeeding and were leaving without a golden ticket. There was further time wasting because as Patrick left he broke down crying into Ryan’s arms and then just could not stop crying. Give me a break!

Jackie Wilson who is a bar manager in Nashville is nervous as the lack of golden tickets keep piling up. According to Jackie, she has been ready for this moment since she was three years old. This is her last chance as she is now 28 years old, which is the maximum age limit. Jackie sings “Until You Come Back to me” and I was not impressed at all. I found the entire performance unpleasant and she did not hit the money note. There was nothing, which demonstrates I am the next American Idol.

It appears I do not understand the music business because the judges were singing her praises and send her to Hollywood. Ronald is just shaking his head in confusion.

Latoya Moore or as she likes to be called “Younique” claims to be a 26-year old recording artist from Nashville who sees herself as a star because people see a glow about her. Heaven help us. “Younique” comes into the audition room and offers one CD to the judges. A self-created CD does not make you a recording artist my dear!

“Younique” goes with “When I Close My Eyes” and I simply wanted to close my ears to the painful screeching coming from her. This was a ridiculous waste of time. Steven praises her uniqueness while Randy states her tone is not good and it was just annoying. “Younique” does not go quietly as she tries to make her case. The judges are adamant, however, “Younique” sings herself out. Scary!

Cue the next video montage, which are three men who are going to Hollywood with their golden tickets. They are Paul McDonald with a rendition of “Maggie May”, Jimmie Allen, and Danny Pate with “Papa was a Rolling Stone.” The clips were short but what I could hear they did sound good.

Matt Dillard hails from Cheatham County; Tennessee hopes to be the next star. His family has taken in over 700 foster children over the years many with special needs. They are proud to see these children go from being sick to being full of life. Matt wants to make his foster siblings proud. Matt chooses “You Raise Me Up”. I did not feel his audition would warrant his going to Hollywood. He was extremely sharp for most of the number.

Matt who auditions in overalls tells them he can pretty up as he takes his cap off. Jennifer says she needs a better audition and votes no. Randy votes a small yes and hopes he is not swallowed up in Hollywood. Steven is on the fence but ultimately votes to provide him a golden ticket.

Our final contestant is Lauren Alaina who has been pimped throughout the entire episode. Will her back-story be in the same league as Chris’s from Milwaukie? Lauren is from Rossville, Georgia and considers herself a typical 15-year-old girl who loves to sing. Her cousin Holly is like a sister to her and is the reason she is auditioning. Holly had a brain tumor requiring chemotherapy and Lauren cries at the possibility of losing her. Luckily, Holly is a survivor and is there to support Lauren.

The judges request she bring Holly into the audition room. Lauren goes with “Like We Never Loved at all” and it was good but there was no wow for me. My big issue was Lauren has issues with breath control. The judges adore her and explain she is the best they have seen all day. Really? The judges provide a golden ticket.

Lauren tells them her family is so excited to meet them so the entire family enters and the judges ask her to sing again. Lauren chooses “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” and Steven is forced to join in. I will admit this performance was better than her first song.

We wrap up Nashville without even revealing how many golden tickets left the Ryman Auditorium.

Next week we are off to Austin, Texas. I continue to look forward to the fun antics of Mr. Steven Tyler and each episode I am finding the charisma and star power of Steven and Jennifer to grow on me. The judge’s panel is heating up and who would have thought Steven is becoming the pussycat and Randy the hammer.

I must continue my rant about the names of the contestants they are killing me. My spell checker is going crazy and trying to pronounce some of them will be difficult.

Until next week…

AI 10 1-26-11 Milwaukie

2011-01-27T15:11:00.001-08:00

Last night the show begins with Steven and Randy jamming to “Sweet Emotion” in a parking lot when there is an abrupt cut to the American Idol opening. The openings are getting stranger and stranger.

American Idol is visiting Milwaukie which is hometown to Danny Gokey, wait, there is Danny in the crowd shouting. I am so excited, NOT!

Steven Tyler is the best addition to this season as he is just so much fun to watch. The live shows are going to be very entertaining with the bleeping and his quotes are going to be fodder forever. I thoroughly enjoy the way he will harmonize with the contestants including the ones who could not hit a note if it was right in front of them. I am still laughing about one of his comments last night, “Slap that baby on the ass and call me Christmas!” This gem was priceless. The producers will need to watch his flirting with underage females though. As one of my friends twitted last night, “I smell a sex scandal” in the making.

Cue introductory video of the contestants filling up a stadium while the judges were over at the Art Museum.

It is time to start dishing the dirt; excuse me, to provide insightful commentary on the auditions.

Day One

Scott McCreery hailing from Gardner, North Carolina is a 16-year-old all American boy because he plays baseball and is a great role model for others. Scott explains he is a fan of country music and chooses “Your Man” and color me surprised he has a beautifully deep rich voice, which was made for country music. The judges ask him to sing a more upbeat tune, he goes with “Put Drive in their country”, and he really pulled out the country rock in his phrasing. Scott was enthusiastic and having fun during this song.

Steven came out with “Hellfire save matches, “bleep” a duck and see what hatches.” Crack me up. Jennifer says, “You make me smile”. Randy says yes and the other judges follow suit and Scott is heading for Hollywood.

Cue video montage of the Idol crew assisting the judges and their responsive kudos. Boring! We then cue the welcome back to Milwaukie video of the crowds as we see our next contestant.

Joe Repka is a 19-year-old student who aspires to be a radio DJ just like Ryan, which naturally means Ryan puts him through his paces. If I heard Joe say the introduction to the local radio station one more time, I was going to reach through the television and choke him.

Joe chooses “For the Longest time” and proceeds to murder the melody. The judges join in during the chorus before stopping the audition. Steven advises not to quit your day job with Randy and Jennifer agreeing. Joe continuing in his delusion starts belting “I Can’t Help Falling in Love with you.” Jennifer states I do not think he heard us! The judges are unanimous in killing Joe’s dream of visiting Hollywood.

Emma Henry a 15-years–old with a new driving permit drove 15 hours with her family just to audition. Emma reminds us she has been watching the show since she is five. Emma auditions with “True Colors” and in my humble opinion screwed the number up royally. I thought she was off key and her phrasing was just plain strange.

The judges were hearing something I was not. Steven really likes her tone and says yes. Jennifer believes there is a nugget there but believes she needs more work polishing it. OMG, Jennifer agrees with Ronald! Randy does not think she is ready for this competition and is about to say no when Emma lets the tears flow. Randy tries to explain, “They are not saying she is terrible they are just afraid she will be swallowed up in the competition.” Emma swears she will not (excuse me did you just not start crying) while Randy remains on the fence. We cut to the hallway where her mother indicates she is sick. Back to the audition room where Steven is pushing Randy, “Dawg turned into a pussycat” when Randy finally says yes.

Ronald would have sent her packing because sick or not I did not enjoy the performance at all. I simply do not see her making it through the Hollywood terror.

Cue video of the holding room, which moves to several contestants butchering their songs. These poor deluded contestants include Kody Zalewski, Juanita Barges, Kamil Anthony, and Kamisha Miller. Kody asks Randy what was so terrible and he replies, “Pitch, tone, sound and everything about singing.”

Cue the next introductory video explaining there must be exceptional talent in Wisconsin because it is home to the largest music festival known as Summerfest! Our next contestant, Naima Adedapo we learn is on the cleaning staff where Summerfest is held but wishes she were on the stage instead of cleaning toilets. Naima wants to be able to provide for her family and begins to cry while explaining she cries over this because it means so much to her.

Naima goes with “For All We Know,” and Ronald sat up with a smile because this woman can sing. She has a beautiful and rich voice along with incredible control. Jennifer states you have a good voice and overall presents a good package. Steven says ditto and Randy finishes the love fest with love that girl. Naima is going to Hollywood.

Cue our next video which is Ryan and Jennifer bantering about their being divas which fades into more antics in the holding room where everyone is having a party. We see for the umpteenth time a contestant performing back flips and landing on a person on the floor. Enough all ready, once is more than enough.

Jerome Bell is a wedding and bar mitzvah singer who is here to wow the judges with “Let’s get it on.” There was no wow in this performance and I thought he was shouting the entire song, which did not give me the opportunity to hear his voice. The judges on the other hand were gushing with superlatives. Randy states that was crazy mad vocals and “all the isms are jumping off.” Jennifer states you were loud, soft, sweet and cute. Steven follows with beautiful and “none of the wasms.” Ronald shakes his head in wonder as Jerome heads to Hollywood.

It is time again for our next video montage, which begins with a recap of Justin Beiber’s performance from last year’s Idol, which only makes Ronald want to go screaming from the room. Justin is there to remind us that Idol rules now allow 15-year-olds to audition. We then fade into Valerie who is 5 years old at the maximum singing. This was included why.

Thia Megia was originally planning to audition for season 11 but once she learned of her eligibility at 15, she immediately went on line to book a flight to Milwaukie because she could not wait for their visit to California. Excuse me, I certainly hope her parents were involved in this decision and she does not have a credit card of her own.

Thia goes with “Chasing Pavements” which I found to be average karaoke. I did not see any wow nor did she do anything with the song. Borrowing from Simon, it was simply a copycat rendition. Her voice was okay but there is nothing shouting here is our next American idol. The judges seem to adore her. Steven indicates you have a nice voice, great tone and clarity and it was smoking heat. Down Steve, down, she is only 15. Jennifer indicates she was “the total package”. Randy just says yes. Thia is going to Hollywood.

Cue Ryan telling us the decision to lower the minimum age to 15 seems to be working as more 15-year-olds were heading to Hollywood from Milwaukie. We then get a video montage of these unidentified golden ticket holders.

Welcome back to Milwaukie where we learn Nathaniel Jones is a Civil War re-enactor who comes complete with the entire military outfit and a gun yes I said a gun. We have ridiculous time wasting video of Nathaniel pointing the gun at Ryan and his saying do not shoot, do not shoot, he really would not shoot would he. Given recent events, the producers could have removed this because it serves no purpose. I also could care less that everyone asks him if his dad is a hippie and his response being, “No, he is not a hippie, hippies believe in sex.” Nathaniel is too over the top and weird.

Nathaniel marches into the audition room and provides a salute to the judges which Randy returns calling him corporal. Nathaniel decides to audition with “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. Really? Ronald remembers the time he was in a student project commercial for a mattress company singing this same song. Wait I digress this is not about me. Nathaniel sings as well as I do which means he stinks. We waste all this time on him for no pay off. Randy is laughing so hard he is unable to talk. Steven tells him he liked the song but not sure, you are right for American Idol. Jennifer says no and poor Nathaniel heads back to his regular world, wherever that may be.

Mason Wilkinson is so nervous he has to turn away from the judges to compose himself, which takes a very long time. Finally, Mason begins to sing or should we say talk/chant some unknown song. I could not understand a word because he is unable to enunciate. The judges in poking fun at him wait in silence as long as it took Mason to compose himself and finally Jennifer asks should be vote and Mason heads home without a golden ticket.

This leads to another video montage showing a string of rejections with unidentified contestants.

Our final contestant from day one is Molly DeWolf Swensen who recently graduated from Harvard and is currently working in the White House as an intern. Molly states she is in love with President Obama but not in a Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton way and laughs. We then learn that Randy whacked Molly in the mouth earlier in the day as we cue video proof. Molly tells Randy she hopes he does not add insult to her real injury.

Molly auditions with “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” and gives it a cool new vibe. I found her voice to have an excellent rich tone. Molly demonstrates excellent control of her lower register, which is how she started and then hit the high stones. Molly definitely has the potential of making it to the finals. The judges were gushing with praise. Steven indicates I love your attitude; you had beautiful real pitch, just terrific. Jennifer was impressed with her low rich voice. Randy states you are a good singer. Molly is heading to Hollywood.

Day one ends with a video montage of the lucky recipients of a golden ticket although they remain nameless.

Day 2

Cue the video montage of the contestants basking in the glow as the producers continue to pimp for Danny Gokey.

Hailey Reinhart is back to audition again because last season the judges told her she was not ready and should try again. Steven appears to be hitting on her – yuck! Hailey chooses “Oh, Darling” and her voice is good but I still do not think she is ready for this competition. Naturally,

Steven loves her and Randy indicates you are better and you show more control with your runs. Hailey is going to Hollywood.

Tiwan Strong who strangely refers to himself in the third person goes with “Twisting the Night away”. Tiwan performs well but is singing is average at best. This was just good karaoke but there is nothing screaming American Idol. Steven states, “I see the sparkle in your eyes.” Jennifer says you did a good job with Randy indicating your control was nice. Tiwan is heading to Hollywood.

Cue video montage of the thousands waiting to audition and everyone in the holding room is waiting for their close up.

Steve Beghun (pronounced as big goon) is a Certified Public Accountant and auditor and tells Ryan since he does some auditing he is not very popular. Ronald laughs because he is talking my life, as an auditor, no one wants to see you coming but I am still popular. Oh no, now I am singing “Popular” from “Wicked”. I hate when I digress. Steve has a great sense of humor though. I love the fact that along with his job as a CPA he also is a wedding and funeral singer.

Steve chooses to audition with “The Man Who Can’t be moved.” I found the performance was okay but nothing shouting I will be a wonderful star. His singing talents did not impress me. Steven indicates that was “disturbingly great, weird, and compelling.” The judges vote him through to Hollywood. Ronald just shakes his head. I did on the other hand enjoy how he was able to pick up Ryan with one arm indicating, “I am an accountant. This is fun.”

Vernika Patterson is next and goes with “Loving You” as her audition song. I can see the train wreck coming a mile a minute. This is a horrible song choice. Vernika totally blows the beginning and asks to start again. The second attempt is not much better and her voice sent me over the edge. This was the fingers down the blackboard moment of the night.

Steven tells her she is not ready for Idol and Jennifer says this will not work. Vernika gets defensive and shouts she sings better than half the people there do. It is because of my weight and the judges are trying to explain that it is not when she just marches out of the audition room. Vernika storms out of the building cursing and screaming to get that camera out of my face but still ends up giving a little interview.

This leads into a video montage of other crazy deluded contestants crying, screaming, and “I do not want to be on camera” wackos. Give me a break, you all just wanted your 15 minutes of fame. Please get off my television set.

Albert Rogers III is next singing “Stand by me”. There was no reason for this audition because Albert is not a singer. This was just time wasting filler. Steven is trying to be nice by saying I liked it but I am not sure you are an American Idol while Randy simply cuts to the chase and says it was terrible. Albert is going home without a golden ticket.

Scott Dangerfield a 22-year-old student teacher. Steven asks him when he comes in about his lip color and Scott explains he was just kissing a girl backstage, which is why he may look like he is wearing lipstick. I have to give Scott some kudos for being very funny when he states, “I found love in the Idol line”.

Scott goes with “Dreamin” and I was extremely impressed with this performance. I thought Scott made a great choice giving it a soulful spin. Scott has a beautiful tone, excellent enunciation, and nice vibrato as well. I am excited about hearing him sing again. The judges adore him with Jennifer saying my favorite so far and without giving the other judges a chance starts shouting “Hollywood, Hollywood” and Scott leaves with his golden ticket.

Cue our next video montage where we meet the most annoying girl in the world. Megan Frazier is beyond annoying. I am so excited she is a Packers fan – NOT! Can we just skip all this talk about her dad and the Packers as it is simply adding salt to the wound?

Megan is going with “Baby” by Justin Bieber and I immediately squirm in my seat. How do I even describe the horror of this performance? I have to admit I hate Justin Bieber so there is strike number one but then Megan attempts to sing a vapid pop song as an opera singer. If Megan had the pipes to actually sing opera perhaps, it could work but the screeching and screaming is indescribable. I was happy when the judges cut her off. The judges are unanimous in their decision to send Megan home without a golden ticket.

Alyson Jados loves Steven Tyler so much but luckily is 26 years old. As Aly walks into the audition room Steven comments that she looks like she could be one of his and then stops talking. Ronald shakes his head. It gets worst when he says she needs a hug. I swear he was feeling her up. Aly goes with “Come Together” and she sounds pretty good but there were some very rough moments though. It might be what she was trying for by giving it a rock edge but I was not wowed as much as the judges were.

Randy wants to hear her sing something else and suggests “Dream On”. Aly does warn them she is not able to sing those high notes at the end. Overall, she sounds better on this song but she had more rough notes but I was able to hear the tone in her voice. Steven tells her she was “pitchy”. Jennifer likes the quality of her voice and thinks she has good performance skills and votes yes. Randy says no to Hollywood leaving her fate to her “idol”. Mr. Producer I could see this buildup coming a mile away and it was not suspenseful. Steven votes yes and Aly is going to Hollywood.

Our final contestant Chris Medina comes with a big back-story heavily prompted throughout the entire episode. Chris has been going out with Juliana for eight years and been engaged for three years. In October 2009 two months before their wedding date, she was in an accident and suffered a traumatic brain injury rendering her comatose for a month and a half. Since then Chris and Juliana’s mother have been her primary caregivers. Damn you producers once again because when Chris states, “What kind of guy would I be if I walked out when she needed me the most?” I lost it. Juliana was there in a wheelchair cheering him on.

Chris goes with “Break Even” and while I would like to say, I loved the performance I really did not. I thought the beginning was horribly off key and slow but he did improve as the song went on. I like the tone and pitch of his voice but I did not leap out of my seat screaming, yes, he is the next American Idol.

The judges tell him to bring Juliana in and her family wheels her in and the judges all introduce themselves with Steven being icky by hugging and smooching her face, whispering into her ear. Steven tells her that Chris is good and it must be because he sings to her. Chris is going to Hollywood! In the holding room, Juliana tells him “I knew it.”

American Idol’s visit to Milwaukie was successful as 53 contestants left with their golden ticket. Cue montage of those lucky contestants who are nameless and for which we may never see them again.

I think this episode is putting us back to the same type of shows from previous seasons yet I was thoroughly entertained. Steven Tyler is the reason the man is simply freaking hilarious. I look forward to his future antics.

Tonight’s episode takes us to Nashville! Yea haw!

Until tomorrow…