AI 10 1-27-11 Nashville

Cue video montage where Darius Thomas is attempting to impress our judges with a long, high note of epic portions and not in a good way. This leads to Ryan hearing him outside, all the contestants waiting hear him, the entire city of Nashville hear him, and then we have footage of a glass building implosion from this high note and then cut to the new high tech introduction.

The opening introductions for the shows this season have been strange to say the least, what are the producers smoking. Enough all ready!

American Idol is visiting Nashville the home of country music for the second time in ten seasons. There were initially 10,000 people with hope and searching for their dream but now they are spilling out into the streets of Nashville as the number rises to 17,000. The contestants are here to find the same success as Carrie Underwood who recently added Grand Ole Opry member to her list of accomplishments.

The contestants are filling up Stone Bridge Arena while the judges are at the historical Ryman Auditorium.

Let the fun begin as we evaluate last night’s contestants.

Day One

Christine McCaffrey a dental assistant from West Palm Beach explains she has a gift people respond to which is her happy smile. As Christine walks to the audition spot she is making cartoonish noises, I figured she might be trying to warm up her voice but they were downright weird. The judges ask whether she does voice over for cartoons.

Christine goes with “I Hope You Dance” which Jennifer tells her is a beautiful song, however, what came out of Christine’s mouth was not beautiful at all. I found her tiny voice irritating and the melody was completely lost during the performance. Jennifer cuts her off and asks for a vote, which is a unanimous no. Christine wants a chance to try a different song because she has the ability to write lyrics and sing them. Randy asks her if she can read minds. Christine believes Randy is saying yes. Randy simply asks her to leave because he does not believe she is being serious.

On exiting the room, she is living in a fantasy world when she explains to Ryan that she received a yes from Steven Tyler. I am convinced she was not faking which is frightening.

Our next contestants are Chelsee Oaks and Rob Bolin who are exes but are here auditioning together. Is this a producer trick? It appears after they broke up they remain “friends” and lived together for a while with Chelsee even bringing dates to the house. It is clear that Rob is still in love with her and remains clueless of what a manipulative person she really is. Chelsee brings her current boyfriend to the audition.

The judges clearly prepped on their situation have decided to play relationship counselors. The judges request they first sing together with the “couple” going with “To Love Somebody” as chosen by Rob. I must admit that as a duet their voices were beautifully in sync and the harmonies perfection.

Rob is then first in his solo audition with “What’s going on” which was excellent. I thought the choices he made were right. I thought he had a nice soulful quality to his voice and it was definitely on pitch. Chelsee chooses “The Story” which is fine but her voice is not very strong.

The judges indicate they were impressed. Randy loves how they were able to sing so well given the emotions going on. Jennifer says they sing beautifully when separate and together. Steven digs the deep harmony between them. He tells them “the deepest passion comes from friction.” The judges give them both golden tickets to Hollywood. Steven tells them to “Get out of here and fall in love together all over again.”

In the holding room I got the best laugh in watching the current boyfriend’s expression when he learned they were both going to Hollywood, it was priceless!

Cue the next video montage as we see two unnamed contestants auditioning. There was one woman in a truly tacky and trashy outfit while the other woman indicates she can touch her tongue to her nose and after the demonstration, Steven says yes. Ronald just feels dirty!

Allen Lewis decked out in overalls and massive tattoos hailing from Franklin Furnace, Ohio. Really? Allen just happens to be a tattoo artist. Allen auditions with “Simple Man”, he pretty much screams and shouts the entire song where we lose the melody, and his ability to enunciate was lost because all I heard was a series of mumbles. Jennifer tells him he has one of the best laughs she has ever seen. I did not know you could see laughter as opposed to hearing it. Randy tells him he is more of a band type. Allen thanks them and explains he loves criticism because it will make him work harder and given even the best have failed their auditions once or twice.

Stormi Henley and folks I am not making up the name. Stormi is 19-years-old former Miss Teen USA and she was thrilled to have Donald Trump as her boss during that time. Please stab me with a knife now because this cannot be ending well. According to Stormi, the confidence coming from her prior victory convinces her she should be here.

Stormi goes with “Father Can You Hear Me” and I only hope he is unable to do so. I found her voice irritating and it was difficult for me to hear her, I had to increase the volume on my television seat. There was nothing exciting about her performance, the tone of her voice; she was a zero in my estimation. Jennifer agrees with me telling her that her voice is not strong enough. Steven on the other hand lovers her tight little slinky voice but feels she needs to throw it out harder. Steven I know exactly what you love – you old pervert! Randy is on the fence but sadly gives in so Stormi is on her way to Hollywood.

After Stormi leaves, Jennifer shows her disapproval by asking “Seriously, guys? That may be the smallest voice we have heard.”

Cue the next video montage, which started very bizarre almost as if we had missed the beginning. We see a series of contestants clearly deluded about their talent being told they are not going to Hollywood.

White parents adopted Adrienne Beasley who is African-American at the age of two. I do not understand how this can be a back-story in the 21st century. Get over it folks. A loving couple adopted a child they wanted and clearly nurtured her while they were working on the family farm.

Adrienne auditions with “American Honey” and her voice is honey to the ears. I really loved her rendition of the song and she had excellent pitch and enunciation. Steven says, “I hear something in your voice. I am not quite sure what it is.” Randy says it was very, very nice while Jennifer says you surprised me in the middle because you really felt it. Adrienne receives a unanimous yes and his heading to Hollywood.

In the holding room, she calls her Dad to explain she is going to Hollywood and he replies, “Who is going to pay for it” before telling her, he is tickled about the news.

Day 2

Welcome back to Music City as Ryan explains it is early morning and everyone is getting ready for the day.

Kameela Merrick is our first contestant who explains she was selected as the junior regional soloist of Oak Grove, Kentucky in light of the huge voice coming out of her 5’2” frame.

On entering the audition room, the judges greet her with “tonight”. Good heavens producers you need to be more careful in your editing. Kameela chooses “Sweet Thing” to audition with it. Trust me there is nothing sweet about her voice or her ability to control it. The volume was way over the top and she was off the melody the entire time. All I could think is she must have been the only junior who lives in Oak Grove.

Jennifer reminds her that the acoustics work no matter what. Steven tells her to go home and practice. Randy simply tells her do not do even that, it was horrible and loud. Kameela leaves without her golden ticket. As she is leaving Steven leans over and whispers to Randy, “Do not tell people they are no good.” Excuse me if it is the truth better they learn now then allow the enabling individuals in their life to encourage their delusion.

Our next video montage includes three contestants living in a cuckoo word of delusion. The first is covered in a blue bodysuit, which covered their face. We also had Polina Kozhikova and Patrick Counts. All three were told they had no chance of succeeding and were leaving without a golden ticket. There was further time wasting because as Patrick left he broke down crying into Ryan’s arms and then just could not stop crying. Give me a break!

Jackie Wilson who is a bar manager in Nashville is nervous as the lack of golden tickets keep piling up. According to Jackie, she has been ready for this moment since she was three years old. This is her last chance as she is now 28 years old, which is the maximum age limit. Jackie sings “Until You Come Back to me” and I was not impressed at all. I found the entire performance unpleasant and she did not hit the money note. There was nothing, which demonstrates I am the next American Idol.

It appears I do not understand the music business because the judges were singing her praises and send her to Hollywood. Ronald is just shaking his head in confusion.

Latoya Moore or as she likes to be called “Younique” claims to be a 26-year old recording artist from Nashville who sees herself as a star because people see a glow about her. Heaven help us. “Younique” comes into the audition room and offers one CD to the judges. A self-created CD does not make you a recording artist my dear!

“Younique” goes with “When I Close My Eyes” and I simply wanted to close my ears to the painful screeching coming from her. This was a ridiculous waste of time. Steven praises her uniqueness while Randy states her tone is not good and it was just annoying. “Younique” does not go quietly as she tries to make her case. The judges are adamant, however, “Younique” sings herself out. Scary!

Cue the next video montage, which are three men who are going to Hollywood with their golden tickets. They are Paul McDonald with a rendition of “Maggie May”, Jimmie Allen, and Danny Pate with “Papa was a Rolling Stone.” The clips were short but what I could hear they did sound good.

Matt Dillard hails from Cheatham County; Tennessee hopes to be the next star. His family has taken in over 700 foster children over the years many with special needs. They are proud to see these children go from being sick to being full of life. Matt wants to make his foster siblings proud. Matt chooses “You Raise Me Up”. I did not feel his audition would warrant his going to Hollywood. He was extremely sharp for most of the number.

Matt who auditions in overalls tells them he can pretty up as he takes his cap off. Jennifer says she needs a better audition and votes no. Randy votes a small yes and hopes he is not swallowed up in Hollywood. Steven is on the fence but ultimately votes to provide him a golden ticket.

Our final contestant is Lauren Alaina who has been pimped throughout the entire episode. Will her back-story be in the same league as Chris’s from Milwaukie? Lauren is from Rossville, Georgia and considers herself a typical 15-year-old girl who loves to sing. Her cousin Holly is like a sister to her and is the reason she is auditioning. Holly had a brain tumor requiring chemotherapy and Lauren cries at the possibility of losing her. Luckily, Holly is a survivor and is there to support Lauren.

The judges request she bring Holly into the audition room. Lauren goes with “Like We Never Loved at all” and it was good but there was no wow for me. My big issue was Lauren has issues with breath control. The judges adore her and explain she is the best they have seen all day. Really? The judges provide a golden ticket.

Lauren tells them her family is so excited to meet them so the entire family enters and the judges ask her to sing again. Lauren chooses “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” and Steven is forced to join in. I will admit this performance was better than her first song.

We wrap up Nashville without even revealing how many golden tickets left the Ryman Auditorium.

Next week we are off to Austin, Texas. I continue to look forward to the fun antics of Mr. Steven Tyler and each episode I am finding the charisma and star power of Steven and Jennifer to grow on me. The judge’s panel is heating up and who would have thought Steven is becoming the pussycat and Randy the hammer.

I must continue my rant about the names of the contestants they are killing me. My spell checker is going crazy and trying to pronounce some of them will be difficult.

Until next week…

AI 10 1-26-11 Milwaukie

Last night the show begins with Steven and Randy jamming to “Sweet Emotion” in a parking lot when there is an abrupt cut to the American Idol opening. The openings are getting stranger and stranger.

American Idol is visiting Milwaukie which is hometown to Danny Gokey, wait, there is Danny in the crowd shouting. I am so excited, NOT!

Steven Tyler is the best addition to this season as he is just so much fun to watch. The live shows are going to be very entertaining with the bleeping and his quotes are going to be fodder forever. I thoroughly enjoy the way he will harmonize with the contestants including the ones who could not hit a note if it was right in front of them. I am still laughing about one of his comments last night, “Slap that baby on the ass and call me Christmas!” This gem was priceless. The producers will need to watch his flirting with underage females though. As one of my friends twitted last night, “I smell a sex scandal” in the making.

Cue introductory video of the contestants filling up a stadium while the judges were over at the Art Museum.

It is time to start dishing the dirt; excuse me, to provide insightful commentary on the auditions.

Day One

Scott McCreery hailing from Gardner, North Carolina is a 16-year-old all American boy because he plays baseball and is a great role model for others. Scott explains he is a fan of country music and chooses “Your Man” and color me surprised he has a beautifully deep rich voice, which was made for country music. The judges ask him to sing a more upbeat tune, he goes with “Put Drive in their country”, and he really pulled out the country rock in his phrasing. Scott was enthusiastic and having fun during this song.

Steven came out with “Hellfire save matches, “bleep” a duck and see what hatches.” Crack me up. Jennifer says, “You make me smile”. Randy says yes and the other judges follow suit and Scott is heading for Hollywood.

Cue video montage of the Idol crew assisting the judges and their responsive kudos. Boring! We then cue the welcome back to Milwaukie video of the crowds as we see our next contestant.

Joe Repka is a 19-year-old student who aspires to be a radio DJ just like Ryan, which naturally means Ryan puts him through his paces. If I heard Joe say the introduction to the local radio station one more time, I was going to reach through the television and choke him.

Joe chooses “For the Longest time” and proceeds to murder the melody. The judges join in during the chorus before stopping the audition. Steven advises not to quit your day job with Randy and Jennifer agreeing. Joe continuing in his delusion starts belting “I Can’t Help Falling in Love with you.” Jennifer states I do not think he heard us! The judges are unanimous in killing Joe’s dream of visiting Hollywood.

Emma Henry a 15-years–old with a new driving permit drove 15 hours with her family just to audition. Emma reminds us she has been watching the show since she is five. Emma auditions with “True Colors” and in my humble opinion screwed the number up royally. I thought she was off key and her phrasing was just plain strange.

The judges were hearing something I was not. Steven really likes her tone and says yes. Jennifer believes there is a nugget there but believes she needs more work polishing it. OMG, Jennifer agrees with Ronald! Randy does not think she is ready for this competition and is about to say no when Emma lets the tears flow. Randy tries to explain, “They are not saying she is terrible they are just afraid she will be swallowed up in the competition.” Emma swears she will not (excuse me did you just not start crying) while Randy remains on the fence. We cut to the hallway where her mother indicates she is sick. Back to the audition room where Steven is pushing Randy, “Dawg turned into a pussycat” when Randy finally says yes.

Ronald would have sent her packing because sick or not I did not enjoy the performance at all. I simply do not see her making it through the Hollywood terror.

Cue video of the holding room, which moves to several contestants butchering their songs. These poor deluded contestants include Kody Zalewski, Juanita Barges, Kamil Anthony, and Kamisha Miller. Kody asks Randy what was so terrible and he replies, “Pitch, tone, sound and everything about singing.”

Cue the next introductory video explaining there must be exceptional talent in Wisconsin because it is home to the largest music festival known as Summerfest! Our next contestant, Naima Adedapo we learn is on the cleaning staff where Summerfest is held but wishes she were on the stage instead of cleaning toilets. Naima wants to be able to provide for her family and begins to cry while explaining she cries over this because it means so much to her.

Naima goes with “For All We Know,” and Ronald sat up with a smile because this woman can sing. She has a beautiful and rich voice along with incredible control. Jennifer states you have a good voice and overall presents a good package. Steven says ditto and Randy finishes the love fest with love that girl. Naima is going to Hollywood.

Cue our next video which is Ryan and Jennifer bantering about their being divas which fades into more antics in the holding room where everyone is having a party. We see for the umpteenth time a contestant performing back flips and landing on a person on the floor. Enough all ready, once is more than enough.

Jerome Bell is a wedding and bar mitzvah singer who is here to wow the judges with “Let’s get it on.” There was no wow in this performance and I thought he was shouting the entire song, which did not give me the opportunity to hear his voice. The judges on the other hand were gushing with superlatives. Randy states that was crazy mad vocals and “all the isms are jumping off.” Jennifer states you were loud, soft, sweet and cute. Steven follows with beautiful and “none of the wasms.” Ronald shakes his head in wonder as Jerome heads to Hollywood.

It is time again for our next video montage, which begins with a recap of Justin Beiber’s performance from last year’s Idol, which only makes Ronald want to go screaming from the room. Justin is there to remind us that Idol rules now allow 15-year-olds to audition. We then fade into Valerie who is 5 years old at the maximum singing. This was included why.

Thia Megia was originally planning to audition for season 11 but once she learned of her eligibility at 15, she immediately went on line to book a flight to Milwaukie because she could not wait for their visit to California. Excuse me, I certainly hope her parents were involved in this decision and she does not have a credit card of her own.

Thia goes with “Chasing Pavements” which I found to be average karaoke. I did not see any wow nor did she do anything with the song. Borrowing from Simon, it was simply a copycat rendition. Her voice was okay but there is nothing shouting here is our next American idol. The judges seem to adore her. Steven indicates you have a nice voice, great tone and clarity and it was smoking heat. Down Steve, down, she is only 15. Jennifer indicates she was “the total package”. Randy just says yes. Thia is going to Hollywood.

Cue Ryan telling us the decision to lower the minimum age to 15 seems to be working as more 15-year-olds were heading to Hollywood from Milwaukie. We then get a video montage of these unidentified golden ticket holders.

Welcome back to Milwaukie where we learn Nathaniel Jones is a Civil War re-enactor who comes complete with the entire military outfit and a gun yes I said a gun. We have ridiculous time wasting video of Nathaniel pointing the gun at Ryan and his saying do not shoot, do not shoot, he really would not shoot would he. Given recent events, the producers could have removed this because it serves no purpose. I also could care less that everyone asks him if his dad is a hippie and his response being, “No, he is not a hippie, hippies believe in sex.” Nathaniel is too over the top and weird.

Nathaniel marches into the audition room and provides a salute to the judges which Randy returns calling him corporal. Nathaniel decides to audition with “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. Really? Ronald remembers the time he was in a student project commercial for a mattress company singing this same song. Wait I digress this is not about me. Nathaniel sings as well as I do which means he stinks. We waste all this time on him for no pay off. Randy is laughing so hard he is unable to talk. Steven tells him he liked the song but not sure, you are right for American Idol. Jennifer says no and poor Nathaniel heads back to his regular world, wherever that may be.

Mason Wilkinson is so nervous he has to turn away from the judges to compose himself, which takes a very long time. Finally, Mason begins to sing or should we say talk/chant some unknown song. I could not understand a word because he is unable to enunciate. The judges in poking fun at him wait in silence as long as it took Mason to compose himself and finally Jennifer asks should be vote and Mason heads home without a golden ticket.

This leads to another video montage showing a string of rejections with unidentified contestants.

Our final contestant from day one is Molly DeWolf Swensen who recently graduated from Harvard and is currently working in the White House as an intern. Molly states she is in love with President Obama but not in a Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton way and laughs. We then learn that Randy whacked Molly in the mouth earlier in the day as we cue video proof. Molly tells Randy she hopes he does not add insult to her real injury.

Molly auditions with “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” and gives it a cool new vibe. I found her voice to have an excellent rich tone. Molly demonstrates excellent control of her lower register, which is how she started and then hit the high stones. Molly definitely has the potential of making it to the finals. The judges were gushing with praise. Steven indicates I love your attitude; you had beautiful real pitch, just terrific. Jennifer was impressed with her low rich voice. Randy states you are a good singer. Molly is heading to Hollywood.

Day one ends with a video montage of the lucky recipients of a golden ticket although they remain nameless.

Day 2

Cue the video montage of the contestants basking in the glow as the producers continue to pimp for Danny Gokey.

Hailey Reinhart is back to audition again because last season the judges told her she was not ready and should try again. Steven appears to be hitting on her – yuck! Hailey chooses “Oh, Darling” and her voice is good but I still do not think she is ready for this competition. Naturally,

Steven loves her and Randy indicates you are better and you show more control with your runs. Hailey is going to Hollywood.

Tiwan Strong who strangely refers to himself in the third person goes with “Twisting the Night away”. Tiwan performs well but is singing is average at best. This was just good karaoke but there is nothing screaming American Idol. Steven states, “I see the sparkle in your eyes.” Jennifer says you did a good job with Randy indicating your control was nice. Tiwan is heading to Hollywood.

Cue video montage of the thousands waiting to audition and everyone in the holding room is waiting for their close up.

Steve Beghun (pronounced as big goon) is a Certified Public Accountant and auditor and tells Ryan since he does some auditing he is not very popular. Ronald laughs because he is talking my life, as an auditor, no one wants to see you coming but I am still popular. Oh no, now I am singing “Popular” from “Wicked”. I hate when I digress. Steve has a great sense of humor though. I love the fact that along with his job as a CPA he also is a wedding and funeral singer.

Steve chooses to audition with “The Man Who Can’t be moved.” I found the performance was okay but nothing shouting I will be a wonderful star. His singing talents did not impress me. Steven indicates that was “disturbingly great, weird, and compelling.” The judges vote him through to Hollywood. Ronald just shakes his head. I did on the other hand enjoy how he was able to pick up Ryan with one arm indicating, “I am an accountant. This is fun.”

Vernika Patterson is next and goes with “Loving You” as her audition song. I can see the train wreck coming a mile a minute. This is a horrible song choice. Vernika totally blows the beginning and asks to start again. The second attempt is not much better and her voice sent me over the edge. This was the fingers down the blackboard moment of the night.

Steven tells her she is not ready for Idol and Jennifer says this will not work. Vernika gets defensive and shouts she sings better than half the people there do. It is because of my weight and the judges are trying to explain that it is not when she just marches out of the audition room. Vernika storms out of the building cursing and screaming to get that camera out of my face but still ends up giving a little interview.

This leads into a video montage of other crazy deluded contestants crying, screaming, and “I do not want to be on camera” wackos. Give me a break, you all just wanted your 15 minutes of fame. Please get off my television set.

Albert Rogers III is next singing “Stand by me”. There was no reason for this audition because Albert is not a singer. This was just time wasting filler. Steven is trying to be nice by saying I liked it but I am not sure you are an American Idol while Randy simply cuts to the chase and says it was terrible. Albert is going home without a golden ticket.

Scott Dangerfield a 22-year-old student teacher. Steven asks him when he comes in about his lip color and Scott explains he was just kissing a girl backstage, which is why he may look like he is wearing lipstick. I have to give Scott some kudos for being very funny when he states, “I found love in the Idol line”.

Scott goes with “Dreamin” and I was extremely impressed with this performance. I thought Scott made a great choice giving it a soulful spin. Scott has a beautiful tone, excellent enunciation, and nice vibrato as well. I am excited about hearing him sing again. The judges adore him with Jennifer saying my favorite so far and without giving the other judges a chance starts shouting “Hollywood, Hollywood” and Scott leaves with his golden ticket.

Cue our next video montage where we meet the most annoying girl in the world. Megan Frazier is beyond annoying. I am so excited she is a Packers fan – NOT! Can we just skip all this talk about her dad and the Packers as it is simply adding salt to the wound?

Megan is going with “Baby” by Justin Bieber and I immediately squirm in my seat. How do I even describe the horror of this performance? I have to admit I hate Justin Bieber so there is strike number one but then Megan attempts to sing a vapid pop song as an opera singer. If Megan had the pipes to actually sing opera perhaps, it could work but the screeching and screaming is indescribable. I was happy when the judges cut her off. The judges are unanimous in their decision to send Megan home without a golden ticket.

Alyson Jados loves Steven Tyler so much but luckily is 26 years old. As Aly walks into the audition room Steven comments that she looks like she could be one of his and then stops talking. Ronald shakes his head. It gets worst when he says she needs a hug. I swear he was feeling her up. Aly goes with “Come Together” and she sounds pretty good but there were some very rough moments though. It might be what she was trying for by giving it a rock edge but I was not wowed as much as the judges were.

Randy wants to hear her sing something else and suggests “Dream On”. Aly does warn them she is not able to sing those high notes at the end. Overall, she sounds better on this song but she had more rough notes but I was able to hear the tone in her voice. Steven tells her she was “pitchy”. Jennifer likes the quality of her voice and thinks she has good performance skills and votes yes. Randy says no to Hollywood leaving her fate to her “idol”. Mr. Producer I could see this buildup coming a mile away and it was not suspenseful. Steven votes yes and Aly is going to Hollywood.

Our final contestant Chris Medina comes with a big back-story heavily prompted throughout the entire episode. Chris has been going out with Juliana for eight years and been engaged for three years. In October 2009 two months before their wedding date, she was in an accident and suffered a traumatic brain injury rendering her comatose for a month and a half. Since then Chris and Juliana’s mother have been her primary caregivers. Damn you producers once again because when Chris states, “What kind of guy would I be if I walked out when she needed me the most?” I lost it. Juliana was there in a wheelchair cheering him on.

Chris goes with “Break Even” and while I would like to say, I loved the performance I really did not. I thought the beginning was horribly off key and slow but he did improve as the song went on. I like the tone and pitch of his voice but I did not leap out of my seat screaming, yes, he is the next American Idol.

The judges tell him to bring Juliana in and her family wheels her in and the judges all introduce themselves with Steven being icky by hugging and smooching her face, whispering into her ear. Steven tells her that Chris is good and it must be because he sings to her. Chris is going to Hollywood! In the holding room, Juliana tells him “I knew it.”

American Idol’s visit to Milwaukie was successful as 53 contestants left with their golden ticket. Cue montage of those lucky contestants who are nameless and for which we may never see them again.

I think this episode is putting us back to the same type of shows from previous seasons yet I was thoroughly entertained. Steven Tyler is the reason the man is simply freaking hilarious. I look forward to his future antics.

Tonight’s episode takes us to Nashville! Yea haw!

Until tomorrow…

AI 10 1-20-11 New Orleans

The opening begins with a black screen and a name in white letters – Blake Patterson – auditioning October 17, 2010 as we cue video of Blake at the piano attempting to sing and then words floating across the screen, which indicates he will not be going to Hollywood. Can someone explain what the point of that was? This has to be one of the strangest openings ever of American Idol!

Cue the intro video and music. I did forget to mention in yesterday’s blog about how I do like the new graphics for the intro and the new arrangement of the American Idol theme.

Cue video introduction as Ryan explains New Orleans is like no place on earth and we are here to unearth the talent. Welcome to the Crescent City, which pulses with Mardi Gras intensity. We then get to see blooper reels from the prior visit from Season Six where apparently Mr. Seacrest is unable to pronounce certain French phrases. Let the good times roll!

We now need to move onto our discussion of the contestants from last night’s program.

Our first contestant Jordan Dorsey receives the big video story. He is 21 and is a piano and vocal instructor. We get to see him with one of his 6-year-old students who tells us Jordan is an excellent teacher. Jordan is here to demonstrate to his students that the harder you strive; the more successful you will be come.

Jordan chooses “Somewhere over the Rainbow” for his audition. Wow, he demonstrates some fantastic vocal ability and creativity during his audition. The tone of his voice was beautiful to hear. My only critic is he does need to lay off some of the vocal gymnastics all of those runs he put in were not necessary.

Jennifer stops the audition indicating, “I have goose bumps all over my body.” Steven and Randy have no comments and Jordan gets his golden ticket through unanimous vote.

Cue more video, which is a welcome back to Gator Country where we learn how to pronounce New Orleans correctly as well as information about alligators. This leads into a short montage of at least named contestants who are definitely not going to Hollywood. Najsha Palmer, Jarrell Brewer, David LaRocca and Kiana Cardona had sad faces as they were leaving.

Sarah Sellers who is a marketing analyst as well as a music/food blogger enters the room and Steven asks her “Where did you get those lips?” Sarah chooses “Make You Feel My Love” and while she has a pleasant voice, there was nothing saying wow to me.

The judges on the other hand were gushing praise. Jennifer states it is the best voice we have heard so far. Randy also praised her voice while Steven states, “You had me sold from the second you laid eyes on me,” and further indicates he likes her smile, attitude and voice. Sarah receives her golden ticket to Hollywood.

Jovany Barreto is a ship-builder and first-generation American as his parents are from Cuba. He wants to bring his flavor to Jennifer (Yuck!); she is a goddess because she married his idol Marc Anthony. He also made a bet with his co-workers he would take his shirt off for Jennifer. Please save me now.

Jovany sings a song in Spanish and his voice is also pleasant but there was not anything in the vocal performance, which told me he could be the next American Idol. I certainly would not vote for him based on this audition.

Jennifer praises his powerful voice and indicates that his whisper is just as beautiful as his belting voice. Steven says it was delicious and Jovany gets his golden ticket to Hollywood. We are then stuck with having to see him take his shirt off and worse Steven and Randy join in. Ronald just shakes his head!

Cue next video montage about Louisiana where we learn additional fun facts about the state including the fact that it is Randy Jackson’s birthplace.

Jacquelyn Dupree comes into audition with pictures of Randy from high school and gracious her uncle was Randy’s high school football coach an just happens to be there. What a wonderful, warm reunion it was – NOT! Give me a break we are here to listen to the contestants.

Jacquelyn goes with “I’ll Stand by you” and she has a very good voice but there is no pizzazz, nothing crying out Idol contender. Randy loves her powerful voice while Jennifer thought the soft part was beautiful and the jumps between were seamless. Steven enjoyed the wonderful ups and downs. We get three yeses and Jacquelyn is on her way to Hollywood.

Brett Loewenstern is a 16-year-old who tells us he considers himself a red apple in a bunch of green apples. Brett has been bullied since the third grade, does not receive invitation to parties and we have clips of his parents explaining growing up has been hard for their son but they support him. Brett explains he had an epiphany about just being happy in his own shell and this is his message to others. Given the large number of recent teenage suicides it is a lesson many should learn and kudos to his parents.

Brett auditions with “Bohemian Rhapsody” and color me surprised because I thought it was a beautiful rendition of the song. I think he has a great voice. I am not sure he will be able to deal with the pressure of the competition but given his attitude, I hope he goes far though.

Jennifer indicates he has true soul and simply cannot stop smiling, Steven indicates he was fabulous, and Randy felt he could connect to the audience. Brett is definitely going to Hollywood!

Cue our next video montage where we learn about jazz and the fantastic music of New Orleans.

Gabriel Franks who is a pizza maker/dishwasher proudly claiming his voice and personality will win over the judges. Ronald is thinking the exact opposite will occur. We learn that Gabriel once won a Steven Tyler radio lookalike contest. Gabriel chooses “Bad Romance” and provides the perfect definition of “bad”. It was a ridiculous choice and he butchered the song. Gabriel is going home to Baton Rouge.

Next up is video montage to “I Put a Spell on You” where we hear ten unnamed contestants murdering their audition songs. Ryan explains that perhaps some New Orleans voodoo may be involved. Ronald just shakes his head at the filler material.

This leads to another video clip of how contestants prepare for their moment with the judges and we learn our next contestant attended Idol Camp three years ago. Alex Attardo has been preparing for this moment since his Idol camp days and will impress the judges with “Proud Mary”. Naturally, Alex totally sucks. Steven tells him he was off the melody the entire time and Randy simply says it was terrible. Alex is going home empty-handed.

Jacee Badeaux another 15-year-old is the next contestant. Jacee looks and sounds much younger though. He looks a little like Justin Bieber only pudgier. On the other hand when Jacee sang Ronald sat up and really listened. This kid has a phenomenal voice. The tone and richness is completely different when he is singing versus talking. Jacee sang “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” and he brought conviction and power to the performance. To borrow from Randy it was a crazy mad vocal. I am concerned about his age and ability to handle the pressure, if he can then this kid will go far.

The judges definitely adore him. Steven indicates, “A double helping of ooh yeah” and “the sparkle in your eye is like…forget about it.” Jennifer indicates, “You are so sweet and cute. You have a really great voice.” Jacee is going to Hollywood.

Our final contestant of tonight’s program comes with a big sob back-story. Paris Tassin is a 23-year old who became pregnant at age 18 and her doctor explains the baby will have hydrocephalus and recommends terminating the pregnancy. Although she knows she was not ready, she proceeds with the pregnancy. Her daughter Kiera is now five years old and suffers hearing loss and requires hearing aids but is otherwise healthy. Paris sings to her daughter and wants to follow her dreams of singing professionally.

Paris sings “Temporary Home” for her daughter. I thought the beginning was a little rough but when she hit the bridge, she must have conquered her nerves because the rest of the audition was flawless. I loved the raw power and emotion. Paris sold the meaning of the song. She has excellent enunciation.

Jennifer was crying, “I could feel what you were singing, and that is what music is all about.” There were no other comments and Paris is heading to Hollywood with her golden ticket.

There were only 37 golden tickets given in New Orleans and we have a montage of the other contestants unidentified jumping up and down with their prize.

The final shot is Jennifer leaving and running into Paris and Kiera. Jennifer hugs them and wishes her luck and the final image is Paris holding her daughter and the tears are flowing. This naturally makes Ronald tear up as well. Damn you producers with your trickery to wrestle the emotion from me, I hate you!

It appears while things change they remain the same. The episode last night did not differ from any of the other audition programs from prior seasons. The one constant though is there is fantastic chemistry with this panel of judges. There was real fun, excitement, and joy, which has not been seen since, season one. I am really warming up to the new panel. Steven was bleeped twice and outside of the cheesy chest-baring scene, I found this to be a fun episode to watch and the talent looks promising.

Next week our first stop is Milwaukie, WI. Until then…

AI 10 - 1/19/11 - A New Era Begins

Memories of the season nine-train wreck are still fresh and alive as I prepare to return to the world of American Idol amid all the rumors surrounding the changes the producers will be making this year.

In the end, what will matter is whether the contestants can sing because as I complain every year this is a singing competition. Which contestant who was not able to hit a note won last year? Does anyone remember? Season nine is over and it is time to start complaining about season 10, excuse me, providing thoughtful and enlightened commentary. Let the fun begin!

“Forget what you know…for the best is yet to come” is the bold new caption for American Idol. A lofty goal but can they live up to this statement.

The opening video montage of the epic search for the new judges and the final announcement was over the top. We have a new era and new dream makers with Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. I know their history with the music industry so you do not have to ram their credentials down my throat. It is what they do at the judge’s table, which will prove the producers right or wrong. The big change is Interscope Records will sign the winner and Jimmy Iovine will be the mentor this season.

New Jersey is the first audition city we get to experience. I can see the references to Jersey Shores coming a mile a minute.

Day One

Rachel Zevita is gracing us with her presence once more as she auditioned in season six but saw her dream crushed in Hollywood. Jennifer tells her she remembers her prior audition, which causes Rachel to tear up.

“Hallelujah” is her song choice, I was unimpressed, and her high note seriously hurt my ears. I just did not like her voice and her tone was off.

Jennifer explains the audition was not the best but knows she can sing and proceeds to say yes based on what she remembers and "urges her to really show what she can do." Steven tells her she has to deliver a song with the same tone and fire as she talks. He wants to “Let her in the door, put water on the flower, ‘cause I think it’s gonna grow”. This statement was just creepy! Randy is willing to give her another shot.

Rachel is going to Hollywood while Ronald would have said so long and do not let the door hit you on the way out!

Caleb Hawley steps in next and uses “Hallelujah, I Love her so” as his audition piece. Caleb has a nice voice and except for a case of nerves in the middle seems to have good control as well. Steven was enjoying the audition since he was providing background harmony and musical accompaniment. Jennifer likes the tone of his voice and states he is cute. Caleb gets the golden ticket.

Kenzie Palmer is 15 years old and must be very happy with the rule change, which allows her a chance to audition. I did not recognize the song she was singing but she brought out a nice country vibe to the tone of her voice. My initial reaction was thanks for coming but it is time to go home but by the end of the audition, I realized she could sing. I doubt she can survive the competition but she has potential.

Steven says you sing beautifully but I was not feeling the power or the pizzazz. Jennifer disagrees and Randy states whatever, whatever your voice is “really” good. In the end, Kenzie gets her golden ticket.

Next is a video montage of three nameless contestants who continue the gold rush from New Jersey. The clips were so short there was no way to determine if they are good singers or not.

Achille Lovle auditions with “Dress You Up”. I personally could not understand a word she was saying and while she sang it loud, it simply was not very good. The entire time she was singing all I could hear was Whoopi Goldberg telling Kathy Nijimi in “Sister Act” to bring it down three octaves.

Steven tells her she has drama but you were not hitting the notes. You need to rein it in. Achille explains that her vocal coach has been working with her on her accent. Jennifer explains it is not about the accent it is the fact she is not much of a good singer. Randy agrees with Jennifer. Achille is leaving without the golden ticket.
Cue the next video about New Jersey where we learn it is all about the fist-pumping, instruction on how to speak the lingo, a fashion lesson and finally a how to in creating New Jersey hair courtesy of our next contestant Tiffany.

Tiffany Rios is loud and proud telling us she has a nice body because she is Puerto Rican. She is happy Jennifer has shown the world it is okay to have a curvy body! Tiffany breaks down in front of Jennifer crying because it was in the second grade after seeing “Selena” that inspired her to start singing. Thanks Jennifer for inflicting Tiffany on to the world’s stage.

Tiffany decides to audition with a song she wrote special for this American Idol moment. It was a stupid song all about why the judges should put her through because America needs her. America needs her as it needs another economic meltdown. I found her voice annoying and let us not forget her wonderful star-spangled bikini top! Steven did have the best quip in “Why do you have jujubes on your ooh-ooh-bees?”

The judges let her sing a different song and she goes with “Glory of Love” which did not impress me at all; however, the judges like her energy, good voice and give her a golden ticket. Ronald just shakes his head and realize the producers need some drama especially after Jennifer states “”She is out of her mind, but I love it.”

Cue the next video montage of five nameless contestants who cannot sing which expands into an expose on how hard Jennifer finds it to say no until she listens to Melkia Wheatfall and has no issues in explaining you are not going to be a singer.

Robbie Rosen gets a back-story video as the producers try to create empathy with this 16-year-old boy who has been dreaming about this moment since he was seven years old. We learn that he had a hip condition, which had him in a wheelchair, but he is better and walking fine.

Robbie chooses “Yesterday” as his audition song and color me surprised but he has an excellent rich voice and has great control as well. This is the first audition, which made me sit up and be happy with the talent demonstrated.

The judges were blown-away. Randy tells him he liked how he took his time with it; you really marinated the notes, just crazy mad vocals. Steven loves the arrangement and the way he jumped from the verse to the chorus. Jennifer liked the tone of his voice and states he is cute.
Cue the next video which is about who did the contestants want to meet the most. This was just wasted filler so we can see all the young women getting excited about seeing Steven. Once again, this was a creepy moment.

Chris Cordeiro gets too much airtime as we learn he is a Boy Scout soon to graduate to Eagle Scout because of his project, which is a commercial on the dangers of texting and driving. Mr. Corderio is not much of an actor and probably foreshadowing of what we can expect during his audition.

Chris goes with “My Way” and simply butchers the entire number. Chris was off key and sounded like a foghorn. While Chris is singing, we cut to Ryan with his mom and family. Ryan is hugging his mother while she sings “My Way” much better than her son. The judges were not impressed but Chris states he has been singing for years and “I think people would tell me if I sucked.” All Randy could say to that is “Really?” Chris leaves without a golden ticket yet is able to continue his scouting activities.

Cue the next video, which contains a cavalcade of no named rejects.

Michael Perotto who proudly admits he burps when nervous chooses “Proud Mary” as his audition song. The audition was pointless, the poor guy cannot sing yet Steven and Jennifer encourage him by keeping beat on the table.

Steven asks if “he at a lot of paint chips as a kid”, explaining this show has a higher standard than this. Michael says he can give that and begins to shout-sing “I’m here” from “The Color Purple”. Randy states we are having a communication problem. Jennifer says he sounds like he is imitating a woman. Randy finally tells him he should not be singing anywhere. Michael leaves empty handed.

Ashley Sullivan tells us Brittney Spears is her idol. The song she chooses to audition with is “Gimme, Gimme” from “Thoroughly Modern Mille”. While she was somewhat entertaining, her style was over the top and did not impress me at all. There is probably no one who enjoys show tunes as much as I do but she murdered this number.

Jennifer tells her “You’re so adorable. The way you sing and the way you act, it’s not for American Idol.” Ashley starts crying and explains she wants to be “the first show tune/pop singer” and “The world needs another Liza Minnelli”. Ronald has instant heart attack at that comment. Ashley starts begging which was just pathetic. Unfortunately, Jennifer and Steven fall for it and send her through with a golden ticket. Randy at least said no.

Victoria Huggins proudly shouts she is 16 and three quarters and has been waiting for this moment since Season 2. I found Victoria to be annoying from the moment she opened her mouth. I could not put my finger on why but I am sure I will figure it out. She chooses “Midnight Train to Georgia” to audition with. Technically her singing was okay but there was nothing, which made me stand up and say yes that is the next American idol. She is too young to be able to understand what this song is about and it showed during her performance. She was not selling it. The judges give her a golden ticket to Hollywood. Crazy is what Ronald is thinking.

Melinda Ademi is the final contestant for day one and she gets the royal back-story treatment. Melinda is from Kosovo and explains how her parents are war refugees. She was sad to leave her home country. Her dad entered a green card lottery to come to America and won. Melinda’s parents want her to fulfill her dreams.

Melinda goes with “If I Ain’t Got You” and does a very good job with a difficult song. The judges are impressed and send her on to Hollywood.

Day 2

Devyn Rush is a singing waitress in Times Square and uses her time to plug the restaurant she works for and the best menu items. I hope the producers charged the restaurant for the advertising. Devyn chooses “God Bless the Children” and did an excellent job while giving it a modern spin.

Jennifer was impressed that someone as tiny as Devyn can sing with such a big voice. Your voice makes you a star but you need to act and dress like a star because this business is about image and being a total package. The judges want to see her again in Hollywood.

We see quick moments with Jimmy Kennedy murdering “Hey There, Deliah” and Genise Deal kill “I’m a Believer”. The judges send them on their way home without golden tickets.

Yoji Asano excuse me I mean Yoji Pop who I can see being the Larry Platts of season ten explains that he has been imitating Michael Jackson since before he was born. Yoji hates “Party in the USA” but decides to sing it for us anyway. WTF? All I will say is Yoji dances better then he sings. Ronald just shook his head at the total waste of time. The judges do not provide a golden ticket but the producers have to bring additional torture to America and waste more time by cueing up a montage of other contestants singing “Party in the USA”.

Cue another video of contestants who are sent packing but at least we get names including Jaclyn Blythe, Ima Abasumoh and Rob Palmay.

As our next contestant comes in Steven begs her “to please be the next American Idol.” Brielle Von Hugel 16-years-old gets a back-story as well. We visit her hometown and learn her dad was in a doo-wop group and is her inspiration. Her father had throat cancer and was afraid he would not make it to her 16th birthday but he is now cancer-free and since he beat cancer, she can make it to Hollywood.

Brielle goes with “Endless Love” and I was impressed with the way she arranged the song and allowed it to build. She has an excellent voice. My concern is her age, she seems way too young and I am not sure she is ready for this competition.

The judges ask her to bring in her dad and the judges tell him how great his daughter is. Jennifer warns that Brielle has some work to do and Randy states she has potential. Brielle is going to Hollywood.

Travis Orlando also 16 is the final contestant from day 2 and receives a back-story video. Travis has a twin brother but they are nothing alike except for their childhood involving drugs, violence, and a homeless shelter. Their father lost his job due to an illness and they lost their home during the recession. We visit the shelter where they lived.

Travis goes with “Eleanor Rigby” which is an inspired choice, I found his voice to be interesting, and I admired the phenomenal control he had for one so young.

Steven requested he sing another song and Travis goes with “I’m yours”. Once again, he impressed me with his style, the arrangement, and the jazzy vibe he brought to the song. The judges are impressed and send him through to Hollywood.

Fifty-one people get to make the happy journey to Hollywood from the New Jersey auditions.
General Comments about the show

I am not happy about the change to Wednesday and Thursday night but my world will not end but I really do not have the time for three nights of television. Tuesday is “Glee” night after all.

After all the hype and worrying the audition show tonight was not any different from any of the other audition programs from season past. There was a happy balance between the good, the bad and the ugly auditions, which was the only bright spot from season nine. The producers are still trying to wring emotions from the audience by picking and choosing the contestants they provide back-stories with and the airtime they receive.

Steven Tyler is emerging as the new Simon of the group. I thought he was very funny and provided the best quotes and quips. The real excitement comes from the fact he is happy to be there and it shows. His enjoyment is infectious. In addition, given the incredible amount of “bleeps” during this episode was incredible. I am looking forward to the live shows where clearly there is going to have to be the 10 second delay so a technician can be ready with the “bleep” button. My only criticism of Steven is the creepy flirting he was doing with all the female contestants especially the 15 and 16 year olds has to stop immediately.

Jennifer Lopez steps into the Paula role without the annoying randomness. Jennifer was not the push over everyone thought she would be. At the beginning, she declared “I am not in the business of crushing people’s spirits” but I did not believe for a moment she was having any trouble saying no. I thought her critiques were well founded. Jennifer like Steven was excited to be there and their moods carry over to the audience.

The new judges seem to provide inspiration to Randy Jackson who seemed more decisive than ever before. Yet he remains the lovable “old dawg” we remember continuing to use his favorite words or phrases in providing comments.

I was impressed with how much chemistry there was with the panel, which we have not seen since Kara arrived in season eight and Ellen did not add anything in season nine.

On a happy note, Ryan Seacrest was practically a non-player during the episode!

American Idol is back! It might not be better than ever but there was a different flavor to last night and while I realize more changes are coming I am willing to give the new season a chance and will keep an open mind.

I remain cautiously optimistic about the rest of the season. Time and the talent of the final top contestants will be providing the answers to how the season plays out.

American Idol visits New Orleans tonight.

Until tomorrow!

P.S. I can tell it is going to be another season with contestants who have names which are hard to pronounce and spell. What is up with parents and the names they choose?